Disclaimer: I don't own Harry potter but I do own this story. Thank you anybody who read, is reading and will read this story because it was my first fic ever. I love all of the super nice people who reviewed.

This chapter is for my friend, Lucie who broke her ankle in basketball. Feel better, Lakish!


The great halls door opened halfway through lunch.

Hermione and Ron walked toward Gryffindor hand in hand, grinning and blushing furiously.

Fred or George gave out a huge whoop and started clapping for the new couple.

The Slytherins were snickering at them but most of them were just angry they had gotten hit by the spell and ended up happy.


The next day, Hermione was just smiling at breakfast. Ron was still kind of dazed at the way thing has turned out but he was grinning like an idiot as he sat next to Hermione.

Harry sat down at the table "So, no more schemes for revenge, Hermione?"

Hermione smiled. "Yeah, I decided to be the better person and not do anything about it myself."

Harry got a confused look on his face, "What do you mean, yourself?"

Hermione grinned and said, "Watch."

The Weasley twins strode into the middle of the hall and put the Magna Vox spell on themselves.

"Attention one and all. We have a very entertaining morning show for you this morning." said Fred.

"Presenting the one and only…blurting ferret!"

A white ferret appeared in George's hand. He grabbed it around it's middle and said, "Do tell the nice people, Malfoy, what dreams have you been having lately?"

The ferret began to speak in Draco Malfoy's voice. "I have this dream of kissing muggle girls because I believe that they are prettier than pureblood girls."

"You !" Pansy shrieked from the Slytherin Table.

Malfoy continued, "I also have a dream where Potter becomes a house elf and I make him shut his ears in the oven over and over-"

George interrupted him. "Next question, What was your most embarrassing moment?"

Malfoy thought for a moment, "Probably in the second year when the Slytherin Quidditch team wouldn't let me in. My father had to buy new broomsticks for the whole team and we had to hex the captain."

Marcus Flint stood up, "You're off! I don't care how much your dad is paying me!"

The whole Gryffindor table was falling out of their seats with laughter.

"Next question," said Fred while laughing hysterically. "Who do you have a crush on?"

"Eloise Midgen is a goddess on earth. I am not worthy to stand in her presence." Said Draco.

Now the whole hall was echoing with the laughter of everybody, including the Slytherins.

Eloise's boyfriend stood up. "You got that right, pal!" He shouted.

Fred spoke from the floor, where he had fallen. He spoke to the ferret for the last time. "What is your deepest darkest fear?" He said, gasping for breath.

"I fear that someone will find out about my secret collection of Madame Alexander dolls. They are my most prized possessions. My favorite is the Fay Wray one."

The laughter was earsplitting.

George put him back in human form. "Take a bow Malfoy."

Malfoy turned brick red but continued to giggle as the spell hadn't worn off yet.


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