This is in response to the Crackfic Challenge from Aurilia on you want to see the challenge, go to the site, go to 'discussions' and look for 'HelpHelpHelp! Crackfic Challenge Alert!

Oh, if you come up with a better name for this fic, please let me know, as I, obviously, couldn't come up with anything at the time that I posted this.

Disclaimer-idea comes from Aurilia. Characters from J.K. Rowling. Not mine. Never will be...sobs

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The war against Voldemort was raging (first war, not second). Each day seemed worse than the one before.

Dumbledore found that he would be unable to defeat Voldemort. To change this, he called a few Order members...

James, Lily, and Remus entered the headmaster's office to find Severus and Albus already there. Confused, as Albus had not told them what he wanted them for, they sat down.

"Ah, good, you're all here. Now, I'm sure you're all confused as to why I called you here. It has come to my attention that I will be unable to defeat Voldemort. everybody but him winces As such, I would like to create a person who can. This is where you come in. James, Remus, Severus, I would like for you to be a part of the child. Lily, I would like for you to carry it. Know that, although I would like you to do this, you do not have to."

Remus and James looked at each other, and silently decided they would do it. Lily looked at James. She knew he was going to do it, and decided that she would do her part as well. Then Severus spoke up.

"Albus, you're giving this child three fathers and no mother? And how are we all to be a part of this child, anyway?"

"The child will have a mother. Lily will be carrying it, after all. Not three fathers, but five. Yourself, if you agree, James, Remus, Tom Riddle, and myself. As for how it is done, it is a branch of obscure illegal magic, involving a potion, the blood of the parents, and two spells."

Severus thought on what Albus said, and nodded his agreement.

"Good, good. Now, I already have the potion, and I have some of Tom Riddle's blood, so don't worry about that. I just need you to add a few drops of blood to this…"

After the three of them added their blood Albus started the first spell, which decided which traits the child was to get from each parent. When he finished with that he had Lily stand in front of him, with James nearby incase she collapsed.

"Transfereyna e Lily Potter!"

There was a flash of light and Lily collapsed.

"Congratulations, Lily, you're pregnant."

Two months later Lily miscarried.

A year to the day after the ritual was performed, Harry James Potter was born.

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I'll explain how that manages to keep within the rules of the challenge later in the fic, but I'll give you a hint: Dumbledore didn't read everything that went along with the ritual.

Please, for the love of the Weasley Twins (sexy beasts that they are), review and tell me if this seems good so far.