Disclaimer: If you haven't figured this out by now, that's just sad.
Author's Note: Well, it's that time of year again. XD Have "the most horrible Xmas ever" everyone!
Inspiration: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," which my mind translated into "I saw an Irken Testing Mistletoe." Somehow. XD
Warnings: Slash, fluff, song parody. Also, let it be known that I'm not too familiar with the original version of this song. I basically wrote this using syllable counts to make sure each line shared the same number of beats with the original. Hopefully it works out. (sweatdrop)
I Saw an Irken Testing Mistletoe
I saw an Irken testing mistletoe
Deep inside his home base late last night
His gnomes didn't see me sneaking in to have a peek
He thought that I was busy plotting somewhere down the street
And I saw the Irken testing mistletoe
Dipping it in test tubes full of junk
What a laugh it would have been
If the Eyeball had only seen
That Irken testing mistletoe last night
I saw an Irken testing mistletoe—
Swearing it was some weapon of fright
He didn't hear me snicker, or notice the floor creak
Or if he did he must have thought it was his robot's squeak
Then I saw that Irken throwing mistletoe—
Saw him scream in fury at the plant
And I'm not sure why I did—
But I guess it should be said
That I kissed that Irken Zim last night!
Showed him how to use that plant last night!