Chapter 1 Leia

"Welcome to the Star Wars Talk show!" The Announcer welcomed, "Today on our show is Leia!"

The crowd cheered.

"So Leia," the Host began, "Does it bother you that people call you bun head?

Leia blinked, "They call me bun head?"

"I'm sure that must be painful."

"They call me bun head!"

The Host: eyed Leia's hair hungrily, "Hey if I put butter on these will they taste like cresent rolls?"

"THEY CALL ME BUN HEAD!"

The Host began to pours butter on Leia's hair.

"Hey!" she exclaimed, "What are you doing? HEY!"

The Host Took a bite of Leia's hair, licking her lips in delight.

"Hey! Stop that! AAAAH!" Leia screamed, "MY HAIR!"

The Host gasped, "THEY DO TASTE LIKE CRESENT ROLLS!"

Leia rans off the stage screaming as she did, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Hey! Come back!" the Host shouted after her, "I want to try frosting!

Authore's Note: 100 insanity. All chapters are short and sweet:) Enjoy yourself as I poke fun at our favorite Star Wars characters! (For those of you who have already read this, I had to resubmit it)