Author's Notes: A pointless, one-shot piece written to while away the time. Just something that crossed my mind after receiving a chain letter for the nth time this week.

Disclaimer: The fact that this is posted in fanfiction (dot) net should be proof enough that I do not own Gundam SEED/Destiny. The chain letter is fictitious, so are the email addresses.


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The Chain Letter

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To: redknight (at) orb (dot) com

From: guesswho (at) destiny-plan (dot) net

Subject: Fwd: Try This.

Message:

You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing not to answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."

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Nickname

- just Athrun will do

Occupation

- a bodyguard

Things that you regret

- where to start? There are so many things!

Last time you talked to your parents

- next question please…

Greatest Fear

- Cagalli getting married to a purple-haired asshole

Motto

- "When in doubt, defect!"

Best friend

- Kira

Worst enemy

- Kira. Kidding. Hmm… Yzak, perhaps.

Special someone

- Cagalli

Things that make you happy

- being with Cagalli and tinkering with mechanics

Goal in Life

- to create a gigantic Haro.

Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person

- Unknown/Unknown

Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person

- Cagalli/princess

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To: not-a-princess (at) orb (dot) com

From: redknight (at) orb (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Sorry!

Message:

You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."

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Nickname

- Cagalli

Occupation

- Chief Representative of Orb (not the princess!)

Things that you regret

- agreeing to marry Jona. Thank God it didn't happen!

Last time you talked to your parents

- erm… shortly before he died

Greatest Fear

- crabs and not getting what I want

Motto

- "If they don't agree with you, make them!"

Best friend

- Kisaka

Worst enemy

- Shinn

Special someone

- Athrun

Things that make you happy

- being stranded in a deserted island

Goal in Life

- to rule Orb wisely

Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person

- Athrun/bodyguard… okay, okay, he's my boyfriend!

Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person

- Kira/brother

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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!

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To: shyberserker (at) seed (dot) com

From: not-a-princess (at) orb (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Stupidity at its finest!

Message:

You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."

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Nickname

- Kira

Occupation

- freelance Gundam pilot

Things that you regret

- not being able to save the persons I care for

Last time you talked to your parents

- erm… real or adopted?

Greatest Fear

- not being able to save the ones I love

Motto

- "Kill now, angst later."

Best friend

- Athrun

Worst enemy

- ah! There're so many of them!

Special someone

- Lacus

Things that make you happy

- being with Lacus

Goal in Life

- get married, not get killed, and prevent wars

Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person

- Cagalli/sister

Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person

- Lacus/special someone

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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!

Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!

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To: pinkprincess (at) civilian-zaft (dot) org

From: shyberserker (at) seed (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Interesting.

Message:

You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."

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Nickname

- Lacus

Occupation

- former singer, now manages an orphanage

Things that you regret

- nothing.

Last time you talked to your parents

- before they died

Greatest Fear

- losing the persons I love and not being able to sing

Motto

- "Singing makes the world go 'round."

Best friend

- Pink-chan

Worst enemy

- no one

Special someone

- Kira

Things that make you happy

- being with Kira, having a Haro army

Goal in Life

- to have more Haros!

Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person

- Kira/special someone

Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person

- Miriallia/friend

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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!

Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!

Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…

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To: cutemilly (at) orb (dot) com

From: pinkprincess (at) civilian-zaft (dot) org

Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: It's fun, Miriallia-san!

Message:

You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."

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Nickname

- Milly

Occupation

- freelance photographer

Things that you regret

- trying to kill someone (and failing)

Last time you talked to your parents

- a few minutes ago

Greatest Fear

- a war starting again

Motto

- "If he leaves, dump him!"

Best friend

- Kira, Sai and Kuzzey

Worst enemy

- none

Special someone

- not sure yet

Things that make you happy

- doing the things I love

Goal in Life

- to be a known photographer

Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person

- Lacus/friend

Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person

- Dearka?

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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!

Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!

Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…

Lacus' note: Milly, try this! I think it's thought-provoking…

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To: tanblondhandsome (at) zaft (dot) com

From: cutemilly (at) orb (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Bad luck for you

Message:

You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."

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Nickname

- Dearka

Occupation

- soldier

Things that you regret

- leaving

Last time you talked to your parents

- a few weeks ago

Greatest Fear

- not being handsome

Motto

- "Flirt and hit, and flirt and hit some more until you succeed."

Best friend

- Yzak

Worst enemy

- none that I know of

Special someone

- Milly (ha!)

Things that make you happy

- girls

Goal in Life

- get a vacation

Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person

- Milly/girlfriend (snicker)

Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person

- Yzak/best friend

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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!

Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!

Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…

Lacus' note: Milly, try this! I think it's thought-provoking…

Milly's note: I hope Dearka ignores this.

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To: kickass (at) zaft (dot) com

From: tanblondhandsome (at) zaft (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: HAHAHAHAHA!

Message:

You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."

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Nickname

- Yzak

Occupation

- commander

Things that you regret

- crossing paths with that goody-goody, Zala

Last time you talked to your parents

- just now

Greatest Fear

- I'm not afraid of anything! …except maybe, bad hair days

Motto

- "Shout and shout until it gets through their thick skulls."

Best friend

- Dearka

Worst enemy

- ZALA!

Special someone

- … F(bleep)k you!

Things that make you happy

- not having Zala in my life

Goal in Life

- not have Zala in my life

Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person

- Dearka/subordinate

Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person

- Hahnenfuss/…subordinate

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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!

Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!

Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…

Lacus' note: Milly, try this! I think it's thought-provoking…

Milly's note: I hope Dearka ignores this.

Dearka's note: Tough luck, Milly. Yzak should try this for some stress-reliever!

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To: hateskirts (at) zaft (dot) com

From: kickass (at) zaft (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: I command you to answer this!

Message:

You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."

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Nickname

- Shiho

Occupation

- ZAFT red-coat

Things that you regret

- being enlisted into the Jule squad

Last time you talked to your parents

- when they told me I had to marry someone

Greatest Fear

- being married to -him-.

Motto

- "Skirts are for chumps."

Best friend

- Dearka, I guess

Worst enemy

- him

Special someone

- … F(bleep)k you!

Things that make you happy

- things that don't irritate me

Goal in Life

- worm my way out of the arranged marriage

Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person

- Yzak/…commander

Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person

- Meyrin/neighbor

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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!

Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!

Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…

Lacus' note: Milly, try this! I think it's thought-provoking…

Milly's note: I hope Dearka ignores this.

Dearka's note: Tough luck, Milly. Yzak should try this for some stress-reliever!

Yzak's note: Hahnenfuss, I'm only sending this to you because you're the only one left in my address book that hasn't received it yet.

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To: iloveathrun-san (at) zaft (dot) com

From: hateskirts (at) zaft (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Don't do this.

Message:

You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."

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Nickname

- Mey or Meyrin

Occupation

- communications officer

Things that you regret

- Athrun-san meeting Cagalli-san

Last time you talked to your parents

- last week

Greatest Fear

- getting fat

Motto

- "Clinging is the way to a man's heart."

Best friend

- Luna-neechan

Worst enemy

- Cagalli-san

Special someone

- Athrun-san

Things that make you happy

- being near Athrun-san

Goal in Life

- to be with Athrun-san

Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person

- Shiho/friend

Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person

- Luna-neechan/sister

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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!

Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!

Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…

Lacus' note: Milly, try this! I think it's thought-provoking…

Milly's note: I hope Dearka ignores this.

Dearka's note: Tough luck, Milly. Yzak should try this for some stress-reliever!

Yzak's note: Hahnenfuss, I'm only sending this to you because you're the only one left in my address book that hasn't received it yet.

Shiho's note: What a waste of time…

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To: shortskirtsrule (at) zaft (dot) com

From: iloveathrun-san (at) zaft (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Don't open this, oneechan!

Message:

You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."

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Nickname

- Luna

Occupation

- ZAFT red-coat

Things that you regret

- nothing, I guess

Last time you talked to your parents

- last week

Greatest Fear

- going mute

Motto

- "The shorter the skirt, the better!"

Best friend

- Meyrin

Worst enemy

- no one. I'm a pretty nice girl.

Special someone

- hmm… so many cute guys to choose from!

Things that make you happy

- being with my friends

Goal in Life

- live a happy life!

Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person

- Meyrin/sister

Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person

- Shinn/friend

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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!

Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!

Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…

Lacus' note: Milly, try this! I think it's thought-provoking…

Milly's note: I hope Dearka ignores this.

Dearka's note: Tough luck, Milly. Yzak should try this for some stress-reliever!

Yzak's note: Hahnenfuss, I'm only sending this to you because you're the only one left in my address book that hasn't received it yet.

Shiho's note: What a waste of time…

Meyrin's note: Ahhh! OMG! OMG! Athrun-san already answered this!

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To: orbsucks (at) zaft (dot) com

From: shortskirtsrule (at) zaft (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: I should've listened to Meyrin…

Message:

You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."

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Nickname

- Shinn

Occupation

- Gundam pilot/ZAFT red-coat

Things that you regret

- losing my family

Last time you talked to your parents

- F(bleep)k you!

Greatest Fear

- losing the ones I care about

Motto

- "Orb sucks."

Best friend

- Rey

Worst enemy

- the Athhas and the pilot of the Freedom

Special someone

- torn between two

Things that make you happy

- destroying stuff

Goal in Life

- beat the Freedom, destroy Orb

Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person

- Luna/friend

Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person

- Rey/best bud

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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!

Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!

Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…

Lacus' note: Milly, try this! I think it's thought-provoking…

Milly's note: I hope Dearka ignores this.

Dearka's note: Tough luck, Milly. Yzak should try this for some stress-reliever!

Yzak's note: Hahnenfuss, I'm only sending this to you because you're the only one left in my address book that hasn't received it yet.

Shiho's note: What a waste of time…

Meyrin's note: Ahhh! OMG! OMG! Athrun-san already answered this!

Lunamaria's note: Shinn, this is a load of crap.

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To: reyzb (at) destiny-plan (dot) net

From: orbsucks (at) zaft (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: This sucks!

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Rey stared at the message heading in front of him. He blinked.

"I never knew they'd fall for it… Gil was right. They -are- gullible…"