Slappy the Big Jawed Cerberus

(Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)

Slappy the Big Jawed Cerberus had some mighty large canines…

And if you ever saw them, you would even say…HOLY BLEEPING BLEEP BLEEP!

All of the other Cerberus, used to growl and call him names…

They never let poor Slappy play in any zombie games…

Then one Creepy July night, Wesker came to say…

"Slappy with your huge , huge jaws, won't you chew on Joseph tonight!"

Then all the Cerberus loved him, as they yipped with glee…

Slappy the Big Jawed Cerberus, you'll go down in infamy…

YOU'LL GO DOWN IN INFAMY!

A/N: I was feeling festive. I hope you enjoyed!