Author Note: Ok, I haven't done one of these for a while because I've been busy writing other stuff, but I was watching the FRIENDS episode 'The One With Unagi' the other day and thought 'thatwould be a great one to transform for my J.E.D.I series!'

So here it is. However, with a few differences to my last two versions...

1. There's no theme tune this time. If you really wanna read it, then you'll have to find my other stories.

2. I've cut out all the scenes that aren't to do with Mace, Padme or Sola because they're not as funny.


Oh and sorry the chapters are so short, but I do a new chapter for each scene and some scenes are really short!

In Dex's Diner on Coruscant, Mace, Obi-Wan, and Sabe were having lunch, whilst Anakin worked part time to earn extra money.

"Hey, remember when I had a Padawan?" Mace said to the group.

"Yeah," they all replied.

"Yeah, what, what was I thinking?"

Anakin picked up their bill and looked at it. "Hey! So, what's with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?" he exclaimed and the others stared at him in surprise.

"Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip dude," Obi-Wan replied.

"Y'know what's more generous than that! Fifty percent! Y'know what's even more generous than that!"

"I see where you're goin'!" Obi-Wan cut him off.

"What's up with the greed young Skywalker?" Mace asked.

"All right, look I'm sorry you guys, but it's just that I gotta get these new head shots made for the Jedi Temple photo board, and they're really expensive, y'know? I'm down to like three! Well, actually two 'cause one of 'em I kinda blackened in some teeth—Why did I do that!" He smacked his hand on his forehead.

"Well isn't there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, can't you pick up, I don't know, an extra shift here?" Mace suggested.

"Or, y'know, I used to beg for money before Padme hired me. Of course it helps if you've got y'know a little of this goin' on." She stuck out her chest and shook it. "Wow! I still have it!"

"Oh, wait! Wait! Don't you have a meeting about an assignment today? Yeah! Maybe you'll get that job!" Obi-Wan said after forcing himself to look away from Sabe.

"Oh, ha-ha-ha! Ooh! Wait a minute, I used to get medical experiments down on me all the time!"

"Ah, finally an explanation," Obi-Wan commented and Sabe giggled.

"No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Let's see. Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or spit or something, huh? Maybe they could make clones of me instead of that bounty hunter Jingle Fat or whatever his name is!"

"Anakin!" Dex said angrily as he walked over with an order on a tray.


"What did I tell you about talking to your friends while you're working?"

" it?"

"That guy..." Dexter pointed to a pilot in the corner "has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! He's complained about you three times!" He handed the coffee cup to Anakin, assuming that Anakin would deliver it and walked away.

"Well, where was I?" Anakin turned back to the group as he took a sip of the coffee.