Disclaimer: I don't own FRIENDS or Star Wars, although I wish I did. No copyright infringement was intended, just a bit of harmless fun.
Author note: This is just another idea I had once whilst watching another FRIENDS episode 'The one with all the Cheesecake'.Rachel and Obi-Wan just so reminded me of Padme and Obi-Wan, and Joey was a perfect Anakin! I appologise to all those who hate Jar Jar, he's actually the only one I could think of for Phoebe. But trust me, if Jar Jar had been like this in the films, I'm sure people would like him better! Oh and by the way, the opening credits do actually fit in with the theme of FRIENDS if you have it on in the background and sing along with it!
And just one more thing. I'm running out of ideas now for more episodes to convert, so why not submit a review telling me what your favourite episode is, and who knows, it might become another one of the hopefully popular 'J.E.D.I' series! Happy reading peeps!
Now on with the story...finally!
At Obi-Wan and Mace's quarters in the Jedi Temple, Obi-Wan was sitting at a table eating cheesecake. The box it came in was also sat on the table infront of him.
"Ohh. Mmm. " he said, taking another bite as Padme walked in and headed for the kitchen.
"Hi." she said.
"Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake." Obi-Wan offered a fork full to her but she shook her head.
"Oh, y'know I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I-" she started but Obi-Wan put a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth "-Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this?" She reached over to look at the label on the box.
Obi-Wan also looked at the box, "It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us." he said nervously.
"Obi-Wan, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Shaak Ti downstairs." she read the label then looked up and gasped "Thief!"
"I—no!" Obi-Wan protested. "I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can't return a box after you've opened the box."
"Because it's too delicious." he said, taking another bite.
"Obi-Wan, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong."
"No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Shaak Ti is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake company..." he reads the label "Momma's Little Bakery." He paused. "I feel terrible, I'm a horrible, horrible, horrible person."
"Oh, I'm sorry what?" Padme said as she swallowed the bite she had just taken.
"So no one told you life was gonna be this way! (sabers clash)
Your jobs unnecessary,
The Galaxies a pain
It's like your always stuck in second gear
Well it hasn't been your day,
Or even your year,
But they'll be there for you,
When the planets start to fall
They'll be there for you,
Coz you've needed them before
They'll be there for you,
Coz you need them, it's true."
(Sung by Cody and the Clones)