This 'story' is a parody of the song The Twelve Days of Christmas. My sister wrote it. The fifth verse is in capital letters. The word "gay" is in these lyrics meant to mean "happy". My sister couldn't find another synonym to "happy" with only one syllable.

On the Subject of Junk Food

1. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me

Pizza is tasty with tea!

2. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me

Shredder wants some too

Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!

3. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me

Splinter's gay

Shredder wants some too

Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!

4. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me

Leo's dancing 'round

Splinter's gay

Shredder wants some too

Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!

5. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me

FAVOURITE DISH!

Leo's dancing 'round

Splinter's gay

Shredder wants some too

Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!

6. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me

Pizza tonight

FAVOURITE DISH!

Leo's dancing 'round

Splinter's gay

Shredder wants some too

Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!

7. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me

Hyperventilating

Pizza tonight

FAVOURITE DISH!

Leo's dancing 'round

Splinter's gay

Shredder wants some too

Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!

8. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me

Mikey's hysterical

Hyperventilating

Pizza tonight

FAVOURITE DISH!

Leo's dancing 'round

Splinter's gay

Shredder wants some too

Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!

9. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me

Chewing the carpet

Mikey's hysterical

Hyperventilating

Pizza tonight

FAVOURITE DISH!

Leo's dancing 'round

Splinter's gay

Shredder wants some too

Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!

10. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me

Raph has a breakdown

Chewing the carpet

Mikey's hysterical

Hyperventilating

Pizza tonight

FAVOURITE DISH!

Leo's dancing 'round

Splinter's gay

Shredder wants some too

Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!

11. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me

Thinking of dinner

Raph has a breakdown

Chewing the carpet

Mikey's hysterical

Hyperventilating

Pizza tonight

FAVOURITE DISH!

Leo's dancing 'round

Splinter's gay

Shredder wants some too

Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!

12. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me

Donnie's on clouds

Thinking of dinner

Raph has a breakdown

Chewing the carpet

Mikey's hysterical

Hyperventilating

Pizza tonight

FAVOURITE DISH!

Leo's dancing 'round

Splinter's gay

Shredder wants some too

Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!


Please review, you would make both me and my sister happy!