Okies! So here I am, promising myself that I will NOT, under ANY circumstances, post anything else until I finished my other story and here I go, posting this spoof-a-licious piece, featuring Music Night. Shame on me.

A little about this piece:
1) This is not to be taken seriously.
2) I've only been watching Avatar since the marathon around Thanksgiving, but I am already a committed Zutara fan, with special thanks to Red November's fic, Love Thy Enemy.
3) Yes, that was a shameless plug.
4) No, I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender. Thanks a WHOLE bunch for reminding me, JERK!
5) Also, I do not own Confessions of Broken Heart, sung by Lindsay Lohan. I just heard it, and was like, hey! Total Zuko - Ozai connection!
A light-hearted spoof on the Fire Navy's Music Night. Read at your own mental impairment.

In the infamous words of fanfic author Gyrax: it's parody time!


Our favorite exile has come to realize the value of music.

Iroh: Eh... Zuko?

Zuko: (speaking to crew) Yeah, and I'd like a scarlet spotlight, with the backdrop of the heart broken into two halves... perfect! ...Yes, Uncle?

Iroh: Don't you think this song is perhaps... a little... (sighs heavily) How do I put this delicately?

Zuko:(patented Eye-Narrowing Glare Technique)

Iroh: ...out of your vocal range?

Zuko: (brightens considerably) Oh, don't you worry! Actually, um, Bill? – oh, sorry Bob - I'm having second thoughts about this spotlight... I need more of a, "I'm A Sensitive Guy in Serious Familial Conflict, But I Will Still Agni-Kai Your Ass If Necessary" kind of spotlight, you know what I mean?

Bob: Sure thing, Mr. Z!

Iroh: (muttering) Agni save us all...

Music cue...

Zuko:

I wait for youuuu –
To un-exile me-eee...
I gotta capture the Avatar
So I can set myself free-eeeeee...
And I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders
Family in crisis that only grows older
Why'd I have to go?
Why'd I have to go?
Why'd I have to go - !

Zuko to Ozai!
Zuko to Ozai!
I am broken, but I am hoping -
Zuko to Ozai!
Zuko to Ozai!
I am crying, a part of me's dying -
And these are,
These are the confessions
Of a broken heart...

And I wear all your armor
Your iron helmet...
I dream of another you
One who would never, never
Leave me alone
To pick up the pieces
Daddy to hold me
That's what I needed
So why'd I have to go?
Why'd I have to go?
Why'd I have to go?

Zuko to Ozai!
Zuko to Ozai!
I don't know you, but I still want to -
Zuko to Ozai!
Zuko to Ozai!
Tell me the truth
Did you ever love me?
'Cause these are, these are,
The confessions
Of a broken heart
Of a broken heart

I love you...
I love you...
I love you...
I, I love you!

Zuko to Ozai!
Zuko to Ozai!
I don't know you, but I still want to
Zuko to Ozai!
Zuko to Ozai!
Tell me the truth
Did you ever love me?
Did you ever love me?
These are -
The confessions
Of a broken heart!

Oh... yeah
And I wait for youuuu...

To un-exile me-eeee...


Don't worry. Being mentally impaired isn't that bad. And if you aren't quite there yet, don't worry! There is a high possibility of myself spoofing another song.