Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I don't own Spaceballs which is where I took this idea in part. I only own the odd humor that put these two together.

AN: Um, the result of a challenge held on Blissful Ignorance in the Naruto Forum. So, all blame really goes to Cheryl and Lars. Also felt that it would be appropriate at this site since there isn't any "real" smexing. It's just all an illusion. :waves hands: See?

Plushie Pr0n: Part One
by Wicked Child

"Sakura, at last we are alone."

"Oh no! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you Sasuke-kun! I hate what you've become! Leave me alone. Yet I still find you so attractive."

"Of course you do. Konoha kunoichi are often attracted to the Sharingan and power and I have both and you know it!"

"Oh leave me alone!"

"No, kiss me."

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No! No! Yes! No! Yes, yes! Ohhh… Oh Sasuke-kun, your kunai is so big!"

The door burst open, revealing a slightly frantic Kabuto. "Orochimaru-sama!"

"What?" The demented Sannin screeched.

"You're needed outside right away!"

"Knock on my door. Knock next time!" Orochimaru clutched the two soft forms to his chest, partly in effort to calm his beating heart and also in part to prevent his loyal pawn from seeing what he was doing.

"Yes sir!"

A moment of pause passed between the men.

"Did you see anything?"

"No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."

"Good!"