Title: O Christmas Tree
Author: Candyland
Theme: Day One: Christmas trees
Series: Detective Conan
Pairing: Hattori Heiji/Toyama Kazuha
Rating: PG
Warnings: …does silliness count?
Disclaimer of Evil: I don't own Detective Conan. All characters and concepts are the sole property of Gosho Aoyama. I merely borrow them and make them my love slaves…ahem.

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
Of all the trees, most lovely...

"Kazuha," Heiji said with surprising calmness, " I realize that you're a little upset with me."

"What gave you that idea?" she responded casually, fiddling with the tinsel.

"Call it a hunch, or detective's intuition or whatever," he replied, squirming a bit uncomfortably. "But I really think you're overdoing it. Just a bit."

"No, I don't think so," Kazuha shook her head. "I think it's perfect." She finished with the thin, silvery strips of tinsel, and started digging through the box again. Christmas tree decorations were always such a mess, but it was worth it in the end.

"No, really, knock it off!" he yelled, struggling unsuccessfully to move his arms. They remained trapped firmly at his sides, and he growled angrily.

"Not until after I take pictures," she said, hanging an ornament off the brim of his cap.

And with that, she put the star on top of the Heiji-tree, and plugged everything in before stepping back to take a look at her handiwork. "Heiji, this is the best you have ever looked," she cheered.

"Shaddup and get these lights off me."

PS. I have absolutely no idea where this came from…but I giggled for the entire ten minutes it took to write this out. I've realized that I love challenges. This is for the LJ Twelve Days of Christmas Challenge. Since I'm already doing Shinichi/Ran for 30 Kisses, figured I'd give Heiji/Kazuha a go. Twelve days, twelve unrelated mini-fics. My Christmas project for the year. See y'all tomorrow for Day Two!