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Disclaimer: We do not own any of JKR's character or these tunes. The lyrics are our original ideas. Steal them and die. Vis: My army of evil killer monkeys will attack you.

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Authors' Note: BWA HA HA! These are the best darn lyrics on the face of this earth.

Harry the Boy-Who-Lived (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Harry the Boy-Who-Lived (Lived)

Has a freaky lightning scar (like a Dark Mark)

And if you ever saw it (saw it)

You can see it from very far (really, really far)

All of the other students (students)

Used to laugh and call him names (like "the Sly's heir")

They tried to hurt poor Harry (Harry)

During all the Quidditch games

Then one morbid, gloomy night,

Dumbly-dore came to say,

"Harry, you're the Chosen One;

Kill Voldemort, or you are done."

From then on, Harry's so sad (so sad)

So are Ron and Her-mi-ne

Our song must end right here now

With Harry's monologue t'Ginny!

A/N: More to come…Review! My monkeys are waiting...