Ok, only three more to go! Yay!

I think we all know what Teal'c would ask for this year, so I wrote it...

Not much humor in this one, but you should read it if you are going to read the next three...



Teal'c sat on the floor inside his room, kel'no'reeming. There was a knock on the door, Teal'c's eyes opened immediately. He stood up and walked over to the door and opened it. "O'Neill."

"Hey, uhh, buddy, I was wondering if you still wanted to do that whole Santa stuff..." Jack said.

Teal'c raised an eyebrow. "Why is that?" he asked.

"Why is what? Why was I wondering?" he asked.

Teal'c stared at him.

"I-I just to get my mind off of some things, and I thought this might be a good idea, for us to both go shopping..." Jack said.

"What about Major Carter?" Teal'c asked. "Why have you not asked her?"

"'Cause..." Jack said.

Teal'c walked out of the room and shut the door behind him. "I would very much enjoy your company O'Neill."

Jack smiled. "Thanks buddy," he said.

Teal'c followed him out of the SGC and into his car, where they drove away...


As soon as they entered the mall, Jack expected Teal'c to walk over to the toy department and wait in the line to see Santa, but he was wrong, as soon as they entered, Teal'c began to follow Jack.

"Teal'c, I thought you were going to tell Santa what you want..." Jack said, a little confused.

"I wanted to return this O'Neill." Teal'c said as he handed a small tape recorder out of his pocket, the recorder was still recording. "In the future O'Neill, maybe a smaller device..." he said with a small smiled, and he walked away.

Jack stood there, how in the world had Teal'c known he slipped it in? He shrugged and went to go find Christmas presents.


The old man behind the Santa costume smiled as Teal'c entered the store, so what if the big black man was a wacko, he was funny, it's not everyday you see a 30... 40 years old man asking for something from Santa. (Just think if he knew how old Teal'c really was...)

Teal'c bowed slightly as he walked over to the old man. "Merry Christmas," He said.

"And a Merry Christmas to you too,"

Teal'c smiled.

"What can old Santa get you this year?"

Instead of the happiness in Teal'c's eyes, the old man found sadness.

"I would very much like the return of Daniel Jackson," Teal'c said.

Daniel Jackson? He had heard of him, but where, the old man put the thought away and looked up at Teal'c. "I'll try my very best..." he said.

Teal'c looked pleased. "Thank you Santa Clause," he said as he stood up, "It would please a lot of people," this time, he refused the candy cane and set off to find Jack.


And that is how this one ends, next one should be a lot funnier! So stay tuned!

Please feel free to give me any ideas for the next one! It would really help!