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Summary – This is the Marauders guide to life at Hogwarts! See how Harry and his friends try to keep alive the traditions of the Marauders.

The Marauders Guide to Hogwarts

Part 1 – Finding of Traditions

Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the scar head, the muggle lover of other muggle lovers, and all around good-guy, happily bounced into the Gryffindor common room where his two best friends in the entire world were sitting about, playing a game of Wizard Chess.

"Harry? Where have you been?" Hermione asked.

"Did Filch catch you?" Ron asked, it was nine-thirty, curfew had thirty minutes ago.

"No, but look at what I found!" Harry said, waving a red, leather bound book in the air. Hermione grabbed it from him and opened it.

"There's nothing written on it," she said.

"What's so exciting about a blank book?" Ron asked, also looking at the book.

"Look closer on the front!" Harry said excitedly.

Hermione and Ron did so, in small golden letters was the emblem MWPP.

"Oh my!" Hermione gasped.

"The Marauders wrote a book? It's blank!" Ron said.

"I know! But look," Harry took the book and opened it to the first page. He tapped the page before he said – "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good,"

Suddenly, words began to appear on the page!

Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs

Purveyors of Magical Mischief

Solemnly present…

THE MARAUDERS GUIDE TO HOGWARTS

Mr. Moony would like to invite the reader to follow everything that is written on these pages.

Mr. Padfoot would like the reader to pull as many pranks as they can on Snivellus Snake! (the greasy git!)

Mr. Prongs would like to Inform the reader that if any Professor's get their hands on this book, than the reader will be pranked!

Mr. Wormtail would like to inform the reader that there are detailed spells and charms hidden in this book to make sure that the secret shall not slip from one's mouth.

Mr. Moony would like to remind Mr. Wormtail that those charms were put in place for Mr. Wormtail's benefit!

Mr. Prongs would like to also inform Mr. Wormtail that he is a retard!

Mr. Wormtail informs both Mr. Moony and Mr. Prongs that he would like them to bugger off! Indefinitely!

Mr. Padfoot would like to get on with the guide!

Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs invite Mr. Reader to turn the page…

"Do you think that's a good idea? Remember that last journal you found? Harry?" Hermione asked.

"Don't be daft, that journal was Voldemort's, this belongs to my Dad and his friends!" Harry said.

"Turn the page!" Ron ordered, Harry did so.

The Rules of being a Marauder….

These rules are to be followed by our very own offspring and their friends; you aren't a true Heir of the Marauders unless you do! – Padfoot

I agree! – Prongs

Stop being idiots! Both of you! If our children don't want to follow the rules than they don't have too! – Moony

How are we going to have girlfriends, that will be our wives if Prongs can't even get Lily to go out with him? – Wormtail

SHUT UP! – Moony, Prongs and Padfoot

Rule 1 – Always, always make sure you have you're invisibility cloak with you!

This comes in handy when vandalizing school property! – Prongs

Or, when you chase Mrs. Norris up a tree! – Padfoot

Or, when you are sneaking down to the kitchens in order to get the house elves to put a potion into the Slytherins drink come morning! – Moony

Moony! I can't believe that you would give our children ideas! – Prongs and Padfoot

Looks like you underestimated me! – Moony

Make sure you are very quiet too! People have a tendency of going after the strangest noises! – Wormtail

Rule 2 – Never, ever get caught pranking by a Professor!

We always break this rule! – Moony

That's because Wormtail always crashes into something! – Padfoot

Does not! – Wormtail

Does too! – Prongs

Rule 3 – Always, prank the Slytherins! They deserve everything they get!

Just don't do anything stupid! – Moony

What is that supposed to mean? – Padfoot

Oh? How about that time you let Snivellus find out where I went on Full Moon nights! – Moony

That was a mistake! – Padfoot

Don't worry, we forgive you…-- Prongs

And remember, the best way to get them is by turning them red and gold! – Wormtail

Rule 4 – Use the passage behind Salazar the Brave, in order to get into the Slytherin Common room in order to easier prank the bloody house!

The pass word is "Slytherin is cool!" – Moony

What a stupid pass word! – Prongs

They're Slytherins! what do you expect?— Padfoot

Make sure to turn something pink! – Wormtail

Rule 4 – make an arce out of Malfoy/Snivellus, by using Polly Juice potion.

Just make sure that you knock them out before you do so – Moony

Make sure to call Professor McGonagall "Minni" before the potion wears off! – Padfoot

Also make sure to tell everyone in the Great Hall that Gryffindor is the best HOUSE ever! – Prongs

Don't get caught! – Wormtail

Harry, Ron and Hermione lapsed into a fits of laughter when they got to rule number 5. Harry knew that his father and his friends loved to play pranks, but these were ingenious!

"What do you think? Should we try that last one out?" Harry asked.

"Oh…why not! It'll be fun!" Hermione shrugged.

"Great! Harry I think I know how to do it…" Ron started, the three of them huddled around the book, snickering as they planned out their first ever prank!

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