Ron : Hey Krum?
Viktor : Yes?
Ron : Um, who are you going with ... to the Yule Ball I mean

Viktor : Herm - own - ninny. Why?
Ron : You mean...Hermione?
Viktor: Who?
Ron : Hermione Granger. Say it with me... Her - my - own - nee

Viktor : Herm - ow - neeny

Ron : No no no, Her - MY - own - nee.
Viktor : Her - mow - ninny Ron: NO! HER - MY - OWN - NEE

Draco : -mutters- Herm - aff - fro - dite Viktor and Ron : What?
Draco: Nothing.

- 10 minutes later -

Ron : Hey Krum, did you ask her?
Viktor : Excuse me?
Ron : Hermione, did you ask her to the ball?
Viktor : Vell, yes, vy?
Ron : Just wondering.
-silence-
-then 30 seconds later-
Ron: Hey Krum?
Viktor : Yes?
Ron: What did she say when you asked her?
Viktor : Uh...I dont vreally vremember.
Ron: Well, like what was her reaction? Was she excited?
Viktor : I dont know. I guess.
Ron : Well you were there, what did she do?
Draco : Jesus Weasley, give it a rest!
Viktor : She vas pretty excited I guess.
Ron : Oh .

- 120 seconds later -
Ron : Do you like her?
Viktor : Vat?
Ron : Do you like her?
Viktor :Who?
Ron : -rolls eyes- HERMIONE! Do you like her?
Viktor : Yes, she very very nice girl.
Ron : Well besides the nice...are you attracted to her?
Viktor : I guess so.
Ron : Really?
Draco : Weasle-bee, if he wasnt attracted to her, then why the HELL would he ask her?
Ron : Well you can still ask someone, even if its just as a friend.
Viktor : Oh but itz more than vfrienship.
Ron : WHAT!
Draco : Would you can it!
Ron : What EXACTLY are your intentions with her?
Viktor : I dont know. Maybe avter the ball ve'll have a few drinks...maybe some sex.
Ron : WHAT?
Draco : No offense Krum, but honestly - you can do a hell of a lot better than Granger.
Ron : -points to Draco - YOU shut your mouth. -points to Krum- YOU explain. Hermione has more class than that!
Viktor : I guess. But I could change that.
Ron : HOW? Hermione would never EVER do anything like that! EVER!
Draco : How do you know Weasley? Maybe she's a closet nympho.
Ron : NO...she...well - ...I-...I DONT KNOW! But still!

Draco : Still, its KRUM'S business! NOT YOURS.
Viktor : Thank you.
Ron : OH NOW YOUR TAKING HIS SIDE. THE GREASY GIT THAT WEARS A HAIRNET TO BED!
Draco : I DO NOT wear a hairnet to bed.

Ron : Yeah okay.
Draco : Just because your ugly and dont get as much action as I do, dosent give you the right to hate.
Ron : I'M HATING? Look at you! 'KILL THE MUDBLOODS!' 'MUDBLOODS SUCK!' yadda yadda yadda. Puh-lease

Viktor : Vell you do get pretty angry at times.

Ron : SHUT UP YOU STUPID SLAVIC - QUIDDITCH -...-pauses for insult- WHORE! JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK THE WHOLE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOU, DOSENT MEAN THAT I HAVE TO REVOLVE AROUND YOU!
Viktor : Vat?
Ron : YEAHHH THATS RIGHT! 'BULGARIAN BON BON' MY ASS! I BET YOUR GAY!