Rough: Well we meet again you basterd! Wanna fight.

Shim: What the hell! What have I told you about looking in the mirror Rough!

Rough: I'm a big boy! Shut up!

Disclaimer: I do not own Johnny the homicidal maniac. Or McDonalds or Burger King.

Johnny pulled the car up to the window. The voice box seemed quite loud for some reason then the voice came. "Can I take your order sir?"

Johnny looked at the menu.

"Yea I'll have a Big Mac and a…"

"Sir this is Burger King, McDonalds is around the block."

Johnny sat there embarresed. He had no idea what to say so he just said "Uhh thanks…and fuck you!"

He drove down to McDonalds. Traffic!

"God Damn it!" Johnny screamed as he waited and waited and waited.

When it was finally his turn he pulled up to the window.

"How may I take your order?"

"Yea, I'll have a Big Mac and a diet coke."

"Sir you are not fat get the regular."

"I preffer diet."

"Ok then so that's one happy meal and a diet coke right?"

"No I want a Big Mac."

"Ok a Big Mac and a regular coke right?"

"No God Damn it! I want a Big Mac with a diet coke!"

"Ok, so one happy meal and a diet coke."

'NO I WANT A FUCKING BIG MAC NOW GIVE ME THE FUCKING BIC MAC AND DIET COKE!"

"Sir, do not raise your voice to me you need to calm down and tell me what you want."

"I'm trying Miss."

"I'm a man."

"Sorry, I'm trying to order a Big Mac and a diet coke."

"Well sir your not fat and you want a diet coke, so if your into thinking your fat get a happy meal."

"Fine…forget the Big Mac and give me the happy meal."

"Ok do you want a hamburger happy meal or a McNugget happy meal."

"Give me the hamburger"

"Ok so that's one McNugget happy meal and a diet coke correct?"

"No I want the hamburger happy meal."

"Ok sure do you want the little princess toy included?"

"Sure…what ever."

"Ok, one hamburger happy meal with princess toy and a diet coke.Will that be all?"

"Yes."

"Ok pull up to the second window and that will be 13 dollars and 11 cents."

"Ok wait what? 13 dollars?"

"And 11 cents."

"13 dollars…13 DOLLARS! FOR A FUCKING HAPPY MEAL!"

"Well you did order a coke to and the princess toy adds on to the price."

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

"Oh hello sir? Can I help you?"

"What? WHAT!"

And sp Johnny killed everyone who worked in McDonalds and lived happily ever after the end

Rough: Ahhhhh!