Chapter 4

Harry sighed deeply as he entered the smallest bedroom on number 4 privet drive.

He sat down on the bed, wincing as one of the bed springs poked him.

Gingerly standing trying to rub the pain out, his emerald green eyes scanned the room.

Same old room, same old road, same old men in black cloaks at the bottom of the road, same old Muggles screaming in pure terror, same old no-nosed-red-eyed-no-hair-in-other-words-bold-70-odd-year-old (in short N.N.R.E.N.H.I.O.W.B.S.O.Y.O).

"Bloody brilliant I've come to the stupid Dursley household to stay away from the threat of friggin' Voldie, and the stupid twat decides to break our pattern and come on get me here! Joy to the… err… world! That's the one"

"You do realise that talking to your self is the first sign of insanity Harry"

Harry looked up and shrugged, "What and having some old raving lunatic, who I might add seems bent on killing you, stuck in your head wouldn't be a… I don't know say reason for this?"

Voldemort looked at him,

"My gosh, I think your right there my friend"

Harry nodded. A shiver went down his spine

"I truly am sorry about that but I must do one thing…"

Harry looked up with a curious expression upon his face

"HUGGIE!" Voldemort called out jumping on Harry to give him a hug

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Harry cried running around in circles whilst Voldemort dropped to the floor in pure agony

"O make it stop" he moaned hands covering his ears, "It hurts o please make it stop" he started to sob.

Harry turned around hearing someone crying, he saw Voldie on the ground his arms covering his face.

Harry knelt down beside him

"Hey there Voldie don't cry, I'm sure ………………… Snape would want to give you a hug" Harry said almost feeling sorry for his potions teacher

Voldie looked up,

"Really"

"Yes really", well like I said almost

"Yippee" he shouted jumping up, "I'm going to find him and give him a great big hugs"

Snape who had randomly walked into the room started to turn back out hoping not to be spotted

"SNAPIE" Voldie called

"O no you don't" Snapped Snape he lifted his wand and cried……

"SEVVIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" shouted Aunt Petunia who ran in the room

"You can't kill him, 'cuz he'll get his death eaters on you then you'll die, then I want be able to have a secret affair with you behind Vernon's back"

"Shush Petunia no-one is supposed to know"

"O yeah but is it okay to tell Vernon"

"Of course it is darling"

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A/n: You know I almost feel sorry for Harry. O-well next chap is Harry's response to that dream