-1HEY YA'LL! BACK AGAIN WITH ANOTHER CHAPPIIE! HOPETHAT YA ENJOY!
HOPE YOU ENJOY…..SORRY I HAVENT BEED ON IN AWHILE! I HAD LOTS OF STUFF GOIN' ON! I HAD A PLAY THAT I HAD TO DO FOR THEATER! I LOOOOVE TO ACT! AND RIGHT AFTER THAT, I CAME DOWN WITH A SORE THROAT AND WAS SICK FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT! FOURTUNATLY, I GAINED MY SENSE OF SMELL AND TASTE TODAY! YAAAAAY!
AND NOW…..ON WITH THE HUMOR INDUCED EDITION OF "THE PUPPY WITHIN!"
And he sat.
And he sat.
And he sat.
And he sat.
Did I mention that he sat? Well, Inuyasha sat down in a dismal corner of kaede's hut. Peering at everyone through his narrow slitted amber eyes. Incoherent mumbles were emitted from the peeved hanyou. They all sat around HIS mate. In terrogating and asking her questions, making usless small talk with her. And that dammed kitsune……….
Shippou was the most irritating part of the whole business. There that little kitsune was, clinging to kagome as if she was his….Yeah, the kit was just a runt, not even ready to fathom the ideas and processes of mating, but still…..inuyasha hated the way those minature hands clinged to kagome's chest. (AN: Do you realise that shippou always grabs onto some thing inappropriate? Well, in the manga, if he's not on kagome's shoulder….he's clinging to her boobs! Tricky mini pervert!) NO ONE was permitted to go near kagome's soft, warm chest but HIM!
'Goddamn….kit……if only I could hit you without kagome penalizing me….'
But he knew that was impossible. No harm could befall that well protected kit. HELL! He was nestled right there! THERE! In her lap using those as his pillow!
'GRRRRRRRRR! The little fucker is actually snuggling into them! Wh…what's this? WHAT? He….he just looked over and SMIRKED for gods sake! The runt is actually doing it on purpose!'
"Heh…hanyou get none ! HANYOU GET NONE!' a small, inarticulate voice teased inuyasha.
'Shut up c….mart……'(see notes, last chappie if u don't get it..)
"litle runt get some before hanyou!' the voice teased louder. The hanyou was not happy.
"hanyou no good! Hanyou not fast enough! Mate no want hanyou……Mate want Youkai!"
"yeah, a youkai that cant even spell his own name…"
"ME CAN TOO!"
"Save it STOOOOOOOPID!"
'hanyou get NOOOONE! Youkai better! Hanyou not good enough for Mate! Hanyou cant give mate what mate wants!"
"SHUT UP BITCH!"
"Inuyasha? What did you just say?" miroku questioned slowly. He and the rest of the group stopped their conversation to stare mindlessly at inuyasha. Inuyasha, on the other hand was caught right in the middle of one of his many internal arguments…he had to cover up..and fast…..when an idea popped up into his head as a sinister smirk crept upon his lips…..he began to snicker….
"I'm talking to myselves….get used to the idea….or we will have our revenge. The youkai gets angry very fast..so watch what you say to usssssssssss……" inuyasha began to roll his eyes to the back of his head and make a low growling sound. Everyone in the hut jumped, Frightened for their lives. It had appeared as inuyasha had gone mad.
"Uh, miroku..what do you think may have happened to inuyasha?" Sango questioned quietly. Everyone in the hut except kagome stood up and pushed themselves in a corner, not wanting to make any sudden moves. The growling turned into soft maniacal laughter. Kagome looked upon inuyasha with concern,
"I…Inuyasha? Are you all right?" Kagome asked. She began to crawl slowly towards inuyasha who had quieted down. 'what made him like this all of the sudden?'
'Heh, my plan is working perfectly! They'll be out of here in no time! And I'll have kagome all to myself! It's time to take it up a notch……'
At that instant he gave an enormous growl and began to twitch uncontrollably as if he was having a seisure, his whole body twitched and convulsed and his ears tweaked 100 mph! Shippou was the first to scream and holler! The poor kit sprang off of miroku's shoulder wailing
"AHHHHHHHH! INUYASHA'S POSSESSED HIMSELF! AHHHHHHH! THE APOCALYPSE! 666! THE BEAST HAS COME! SAVE YOURSELVES! AHHHHHHHH!"
With that outburst, shippou was out of there everyone else soon behind. Miroku and sango helped lady kaede out of the hut, far far away to inuyasha's tree. Panting and breathing hard, it was only then when they realized that they had left kagome behind!
"Lady kagome has been left behind!"
"OHHHHHHHHH KAGOME! YOU TOO SHALL BE POSSESED! NOOOOOOOO! YOU WERE A GOOD MOTHER! GOD SPEED!"
"Inuyasha would never hurt lady kagome! Even if he is possessed, kagome is inuyasha's mate! He will not allow himself to hurt her. We, on the other hand, do not have that assured protection." kaede finished.
"And I have only one question out of all this…" miroku mused, looking at shippou
"Exactly what is the beast and what does the number 666 signify?" asked miroku while copping a feel off of sango's backside.
"Well, I read this unusual book in kagome's bag about the coming of the beast and I thought……
For all we know miroku, the beast could be YOU." sango stated angrily.
"Yeah, inuyasha's not the only one possessed." shippou muttered.
"ERRRRRR! ARRRRRR! URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
"inuyasha! Please calm down! There's nothing here that should cause you to act this way! What's wrong?"
'what could cause him to ant this way?' kagome wondered. She crawled up to the mad inuyasha.
"Inuyasha, snap out of it! You're scaring me!" Kagome wrapped her arms around him and tried to calm him, but to no avail. She looked up into is face……. "Inu….Yasha……please………"
Suddenly, inuyasha snapped his eyes back in place quick as lightning and wrapped a shocked kagome into a bear hug
"Sure….what do you want me to do?" He quickly laid kagome down on the hut floor with his newfound lust in his eye, to begin ravishing his mate's goodies…..but he soon ceased his actions to smell the scent of salt water and the sniffling of kagome's tears. Confused, the hanyou looked onto his crying mate's face, wondering what the problem could be.
"Kagome? What's wrong?"
"Inuyasha! How could you do something so horrible? Why would you do something like that? You had me so worried! Wh….What were you thinking? Don't ever EVER scare me like that again! Please!"
Kagome broke down into a sea of tears and hugged herself to try and hide her face from inuyasha.
'HAHAHAHHA! Dumb hanyou made mate cry!'
'Yes hanyou, that was a very very wise move you made. Made kagome cry. Was this what you wanted to accomplish?"
"Hanyou, do you have any idea how that made her feel?
'Oh wow, the human comes out now!'
'Shut up, you intellectual beast of carnage!"
"SHUT UP!" the hanyou yelled!
Inuyasha's ears drooped as he pulled kagome up into his chest he stroked her silky hair.
"Sorry koi. I didn't think it would bother you that much. Stupid human emotions. I just wanted to have more time with you alone. I had to think of some way to get those guys out of there……" Inuyasha trailed off into a series of apologies and mutters until kagome caught those adorable drooping ears timidly, she reached her hand upward and started to trace the outline of his ears. That caught his attention and sent a familiar shiver down his spine. She whispered softly into his ear..
"I forgive you inu-kun…."
This was good news.
"Thank god…..now where were we? Inuyasha got that smirk again and began to travel up her skirt and lay her down but kagome grabbed his hand and took it off of her thigh. "WHAT?"
"Ah ah ah…..inu-kun,"
"Wha? Whaddaya mean ah ah ah!" Asked a crestfallen inuyasha angry because he was being denied his mate.
"Inu-chan, I said that I forgive you, but….on these conditions……" Kagome began a smirk of her own as she watched inuyasha pout.
"First, I can touch your ears as often as I want…"
"Heh, that's no problem…"
"Second, I get to comb your hair anytime I want…."
Third, I can call you any pet name I want in public….."
Fourth , on your next human night, you are going to spend the day in my time with me…."
"That's no big deal,"
Fifth….Heh, no sex for a week."
"NOOOOO! Kagome! Please ! Oh GODS NO!"
"And that includes intimate touching…."
"nothing could be worse than that!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KAGOME! PLEASE! I'M SORRY! OH GODS! I'M SORRY NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO! OH KAGOME1 NOOO! PLEASE! PLEAASE!"
"Inuyasha was on the floor bawling, crying for mercy. Banging his fists on the hut floor crying actual tears."
(An: I would pay all the money in the world to see that.)
"Kagome had to harness herself from laughing. Her sides were going to split in two!
"Well….that is a bit harsh……"
"THE HELL IT IS! HAVE MERCY! THE CRIME WASN'T THAT BAD! Inuyasha bellowed!
"ANYTHING BUT THE SEX AND RAMEN! ANYTHING!" Inuyasha was on a violent temper tantrum and he WAS going to get his way.
Kagome kneeled down and began to rub his ears giggling 'awwwn I cant do that to him, that's too mean,' she thought, she couldn't be soooooo mean to her puppy…
"All right, inu-puppy, I won't punish you soo hard, tell you what," she crouched down to sit in his lap, giving him as Eskimo kiss (rubbing noses together I think that is sooooo cute!) inuyasha relaxed, knowing his price wouldn't be sooo harsh.
"The first three rules still apply, only two days of no sex, and only three days of no ramen." kagome said softly
Inuyasha sighed in relief, "I think three days wouldn't be too bad……"
"Good! We agree then?"
"But kagome, I have to know…..why only two days of no sex?" inuyasha asked, a Cheshire grin appearing on his face. Kagome blushed heavily and proceeded to answer in a small voice…
" Well, I was thinking….a week is too long for you………………and for me." she trailed off but inuyasha would not the matter die. (boohoo, confessions of a not so innocent kagome…heheheheheh..)
"Really," Inuyasha inquired, "and why is that….. KA-GO-ME?" inuyasha's voice was dangerously low and sinister. He wrapped his arms tightly around her like a python, trapping his prey before devouring it. Kagome was his prey, and he was definitely going to "devour" her….. He gave her an equally dangerous glare as he began to growl low. He knew she liked that. Sure enough, he felt the soft shivers that racked through her body.
"well…..uhhhhh!….I….I.." kagome broke out in broken speech because inuyasha began to slowly rake is claws across her chest.
"What is it kagome? You were going to say something?"
'Hah! This is TOO easy! Just one touch and she forgot why she was mad in the first place! Damn I'm good!' Hanyou inuyasha thought mirthily. He was simply reveling in the fact that he could make kagome act like this, and he was loving her responses!
With his pride sinking in, he wanted to prove just WHO was the dominant one in his mind.
He reached for her thighs, lost in her alluring scent of exotic fruit sniff 'damn, she smells good,' he slowly began to push them apart, eager to return to his 'private spot' He heard kagome moan in pleasure.
"I know you want to kagome,"
Kagome pulled closer to inuyasha, their lips centimeters apart….Inuyasha could feel the blood rushing to his ears..and other parts of his body, as kagome began to say….
"SORRY PUPPY! NOT THIS TIME!"
With that yell, she thrusted away from inuyasha and bolted out of the cabin. Inuyasha was dumb founed.
(Imagine the funniest clueless expression that you can imagine on inuyasha, insert here.)
One minute, he was here, pleasuring his mate the next, she was gone, giggling about the fields and outside…..out of his arms. So, out defeated puppy sat there for a few minutes and then began to cry.
"WAAAAAAAA! KAGOMEEEEEEE! BOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOO! COMEBACK! WE WERE JUST HAVING FUN! YOUKAI AND HUMAN AND SMART YOUKAI WILL MAKE FUN OF MEEEEEEE!"
Youkai,smartyouaki and human: "DAMN RIGHT!"
Smart youkai: spell damn.
Dumb (BUT HOTT!) youkai: D….H….AN….M!
Smart youkai: wrong! You imbicile!
Dumb (BUT HOTT) youkai: RARRRRRRR! ARRRRRR!
Hanyou: WAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAWAAAAA! KAGOME BABY! COMEBACK TO MEEEEEE! I NEED TO PUT THE SWORD IN THE SHEATH! WAAAAA!
Dumb (BUT HOTT!)youkai: me sword already in sheath!
Hanyou: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS! YOU HURT MY FEELINGS! KAGOMMMMEEEEE!
(An: NO HELL NO! INUYASHA DIDN'T CRY! But that would be sooooo cute! Here's what really happened!)
Inuyasha sat there puzzled and angry. Why did these things happen to him? Why? Did the kamis not want him to be with kagome? Was a hanyou not allowed to partaake in the wonderful gift that was mating! OH WHYYYYYYY? He heard kagome come back to the hut his eyes narrowed, ooooooh he was going to make her pay! But wait, wasn't this part of the punishment? He was broken out of his thoughts when kagome's voice rang through his head:
"Inuyasha…" she teased from the door way.
"And what do you want bitch?" he answered angrily, mad because his time with kagome was thwarted once again.
"Tsk, Tsk, I guess I cant tell you the good part of my punishmeant then…..I'm sure you would be happy!" she chimed knowing that this would get his attention.
His ears twitched.. 'good, he's listening!'
"What? Another sentence?" he spat. The sexual tension building up. There she was, standing in the door way, looking like an innocent temptress, with her short, tight revealing clothing…..'grrrrrrrrrrrr, I want her so bad…' "Well, what do you have to say wench?"
"Since the foreplay was soooooooooo good, you now have only one day of no sex, and all the intimate touching you want." she smirked. Inuyasha smirked as well. "Keh, knew ya couldn't get enough of me…"
Kagome turned her back and started to walk outside, but she muttered so low, only inuyasha could hear her…..
"Damn right about that….."
This almost threw inuyasha off the edge, but he merely kept that as a mental note
"One day kagome," he muttered to himself as he watched her hips sway as she wallked ahead of him
"One day, I'll give you a fuckin your grandpups won't forget.
OOOOOOOH! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PROMISE! (EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE, POOR KAGOME, THE PLEASURE THAT IS PLANNED FOR YOU!
SORRY! THIS IS ANOTHER FILLER CHAPPIE! THE MYSTERY SIDE OF INU COMES NEXT CHAPPIE! I PRRRRRRROOOOMMMIIIISSSSSSEEEE!
DON'T KILL ME!
But review please!