Seasons Greetings! Hey folks! This is coming to you straight from Kates Master Inc! (i.e., Kates Master and Kates Masters Sister!) We've had this going on for sometime, its very odd and random, but we found it hysterical to write, and hope you enjoy it!

So, here we go!

Coming soon, to a computer screen near you!

Harry Potter: The Musical!

This foot tapping, hand clapping, roof rising musical has been entertaining people from schools across Flintshire, North Wales. Join in with such classics as "Don't you want me", "Be our guest", "Year 3000","Girls just wanna have fun", "Master of the House", "Where is love" and "The End Of The World", as well as many others, all rewritten especially for this amazing new production.

"Outstanding" Says Holly Blomfield, of Lloc, North. Wales.

"Absolutely Hysterical." Agrees her brother, Joe.

"Weird." Adds their brother Tom.

"Had me laughing for hours." Says Kate Challinor, of Mynned Isa, North Wales.

"A thing of legend." Reports Sarah Walker, of Brynford, North Wales

"I swear I don't know these people." Says her brother, Chris.

So come on in and join in the fun!

Dum da la dum! Da la da da DAAAAAAAAA!

(In deep American accent) Kates Master Inc proudly present:

Harry Potter; The Musical!

(Lyrics half made up, half copied from other, much more well known people. Choreography courtesy of Kates Master Inc.)

Scene one, act one: The Gryfinndor common room. Full of students in wizard robes. The Marauders on stage left, Lily and friends on stage right. James crosses stage.

James: Hey, Evans! (Shouted above the general noise and turmoil of the Common Room)

Lily: What do you want, Potter? (In a tone of one wearily resigning herself for a rather unpleasant conversation.)

James: Want to go to Hogsmeade with me next week?

(Drumbeats start in back ground. Sirius is sitting at full size drum kit.)

Lily: Potter, when will you get it through you're thick head that I don't want you?"

(Remus starts playing keyboard. James looks heart broken, quickly brightens, spins round, grabs microphone off Peter and to the tune of Human Leagues, Don't You Want Me Baby, sings:)

James: You were working as a teachers pet at Hogwarts School When I met you.
I picked you out, I chose you as the one for me
I could turn you into someone new
Now five years later on you've got the school at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's me who needs you the most You don't know what you're doing to me

Don't, don't you want me?
You know I can't believe it when you say that you won't see me
Don't, don't you want me?
You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me
It's not too late to find
You could still change your mind
You'd better change it quick or we will both be sorry

Marauders & James: Don't you want me baby? Don't you want me oh
Don't you want me baby? Don't you want me oh…

(Friend of Lily hands her a mike, and she sings:)

Lily: I was working as a teachers pet at Hogwarts School?
That isn't true
Even then I knew I could be something else
Either with or without you
The five years we've had have been such good times
Still I don't love you
And now I think its time you called it a day I guess it's just what you must do

Marauders & James: Don't you want me baby? Don't you want me oh
Don't you want me baby? Don't you want me oh?

(Lily raises an eyebrow, flicks back strand of hair and exits. James, looking downcast, returns to The Marauders. Lights down.)

There we go folks, first chapter! Next one set two years later. Staring The Marauders! Update next Saturday! And then once a week, every Saturday, after that!