hi y'all! Happy Valentine's Day! i'm so sorry this update has taken so long, but i couldn't think of any other race/group of beings to do until, today, i had a sudden epiphany on who to do! i hope its great!!!

(blanches) I've just taken a look at when the last time i updated was... sorry... it was 3/15/07... almost this time LAST year!!!! (gets down on knees) I'm so sorry!!! Will you ever forgive me?! I hope so... sorry... oh, by the way, this chapter comes off the branch dealing with people and cultures in the Pegasus Galaxy, not the Atlantis/Earth branch

MiaRose 156 - hi! its always nice to see a new face! i'm glad you like the story!!!
E. Nagrom - i'm glad you enjoyed it and i'm happy you finally read the whole thing!
tristans-hawk - lol, hello to you too! i love reading stories late at night, it makes them crazier!!! thanks a bunch!
atlantian - hello hello! lol, all the newbs should meet in a newb convention!? that'd be scary... and go whack that sea monster!
TangledPencils - lol, if General Landry took over the universe, i think we'd all be nature watching! frightening... hehe!
NenyaVilyaNenya - HI! havent seen you in a while!!! i'm so glad you made it back to reviewing!! and hope you enjoy the rest of the show!
Delka - you gave Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way "potential," i hope you like what its turned into - madness... again... lol!
Celestial Pendent - hello to you too! i hope Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way is up to par! wouldnt want to let you down!
flubber - lol, now Landry and company have their own show! i hope you approve!!! glad you're having fun!!! thanks!
Jedi Knight Revan - you're new too!! cool! hi! i might reuse characters later... or at least make them realize what they've done!
KariHermione - hello! i'm glad you're enjoying the sleigh ride!!! lol, thanks a ton for reviewing!
Reefgirl - LOL! "another guide, brilliantly done"? wow... thanks a bunch! i'm happy you're enjoying yourself!!!
SpaceMonkey0941 - oh yes, the Milky Way inhabitants get a whole new fic!!! glad you approve!
lemons and wraith oh my - wow, you read the entire thing in one stretch? that's dedication! i'm glad you enjoyed it so throughly!!!
001ElvenWarrior - good thing you made it out of the Sea Monster! in a way, i did do a guide for Teyla and Ronon in the Local's Guide!
Whirlwind-2005 - yeah... the "relatively soon" thing got lost on me... i'm so sorry! i hope you enjoy this chapter though!!!
nwfairy - yeah four months... this time i was bad... its been 11 months since i updated! i hope Atssie doesnt kill all of you... enjoy!
Port-of-Seas - lol, i'm glad you approve!!! i hope this chapter is as equally clappable! yeah... enjoy!

woo... 18 of you! then again... i guess thats what happens in a year's time... but there are a bunch of new names i havent seen before and for you guys, welcome!!! that and my intros will train you to read the intros and outros... trust me.

So, on with the show!

Shortly after the long and tedious ceremony, the queen was finally united with her people. The coronation had gone on for a long time… much longer than she had planned. With all the bowing and kissing and congratulating… ugh. If the ceremony hadn't of ended when it did, Harmony would have died.

Now she was bored. She had her devious sister to contend with, but that could wait. The Genii radio sat in front of Harmony. The new queen slipped off into thoughts about Doctor Rodney McKay and disgusted thoughts that she had once considered John Sheppard as a suitable king.

A sudden sound made her jump out of her reverie. Over the creaking static and buzzing, Harmony heard jumbled words… or a message coming though the Genii radio. What Harmony didn't realize was that the Genii radios also could receive short data bursts. The queen called for her Chief Technologian and sent him on his way with the device.

About a half hour later, the little man came scurrying back with a transcript of the message in hand. He murmured "Your Highness" (which immensely pleased Harmony) and ran off. Harmony read the script and found that it greatly amused her. She put it up in the Hall of Importance along with the painting of that fateful day with McKay and Sheppard.

Harmony sat down in her throne and smiled. An idea was forming… and it was gonna be good!


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy for Royalty

1. Always enlist in a savior.

... a. He can always become your king later, right?

2. Take forest survival lessons with Nolar Lumsbrik.

... a. You should only need three.

... b. Seeing that a princess can survive in the woods makes people gawk.

3. Always carry a pocketknife.

... a. You never know what'll happen if you don't.

4. If the glowy stone doesn't work, don't shoot it!

... a. Shooting ancient devices won't make them work better.

... b. Trust me.

5. When you want something, take it.

... a. Like food from Sheppard's bag.

6. Remember that Atlanteans are weird.

... a. Enough said…

7. Try not to find yourself stuck with foreigners during a fight fire.

... a. It won't be beneficial to your health.

... b. They generally don't work in your best interest.

... c. And they won't let you fire the guns…

Queen Harmony smiled down at her list of things to remember. She was proud – this should cover most everything. Now what?

Maybe she should put it in the city square where everyone could read it! Yes – that would do! And everyone would know the will of their rightful queen! Everyone including Rodney and John.

well??? i hope you all enjoyed this one! oh, by the way, this story will probably slow down a lot due to the lack of signifant new races/groups of people... when we find one of character, i will try and write something about them!

in the meantime, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way Galaxy (HHGMWG) will continue on when I have some free time! Other than that, Happy Valentine's Day and Happy February Vacation!!!