Here's a Labyrinth related Christmas carol.

The 13 days of X-mas

On the first day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench

On the second day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench

On the third day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Three Striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench

On the third day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Three Striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Seven Escher Rooms,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Eight oubliettes,
Seven Escher Rooms,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Nine hoards of goblins,
Eight oubliettes,
Seven Escher Rooms,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Ten helping hands,
Nine hoards of goblins,
Eight oubliettes,
Seven Escher Rooms,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Eleven crystal ballrooms,
Ten helping hands,
Nine hoards of goblins,
Eight oubliettes,
Seven Escher Rooms,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Twelve hallucinating peaches,
Eleven crystal ballrooms,
Ten helping hands,
Nine hoards of goblins,
Eight oubliettes,
Seven Escher Rooms,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench

On the thirteenth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Thirteen hours to pass the Labyrinth,
Twelve hallucinating peaches,
Eleven crystal ballrooms,
Ten helping hands,
Nine hoards of goblins,
Eight oubliettes,
Seven Escher Rooms,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench!

Hope you enjoyed it. Took me forever to find the bloody thing to post it this year. -lol-