Another sly remark, a page turned.
Iruka, as is tradition, raises one middle finger.
Kakashi, as is tradition, points an index finger at himself then raises a middle finger then points it at Iruka.
Traditionally, Iruka-sensei spouts some angry, nonsensical words, proceeding further with an attempt to pin Kakashi with a kunai.
Traditions become traditions because they are consistently recycled over time. Revolutions are birthed from suppressed tension.
Today is the beginning of a Revolution.
Iruka, as is revolutionary, nods.
Kakashi, as is revolutionary, spouts sensual and provocative words, proceeding further with an attempt to pin Iruka to the floor.
With his hands.
Another sly movement, uniforms are shed.