Buffy kicked open the door and yawned.
"What the he-?" A vampire, who was sleeping by the door exclaimed, but was cut off by Buffy's stake.
"Honey?" She called through the mansion. "Buffy's home!" She smiled at the thought of a brutal staking.
"Slayer, slayer, didn't you get the memo?" Spike strolled out from a neighboring room.
"Hmm?" Buffy raised her eyebrows.
"This is me and Drusie's rest day. We get extremely pissed if it is interrupted." He vamped.
"And I care, why?" She grinned, as she saw Angel enter the room, extremely quietly.
"You should care, 'cause your little friends are about to be annihilated." He crossed his arms confidently.
"In your dreams." She nodded towards Angel in signal. She saw him whisper to Drusilla. And Drusilla nodded to Angel. Buffy thought it extremely funny, all of this betrayal was happening behind Spike's back and he had no idea. God, he's an idiot. She smirked.
"Boys!" He called to his minions. They all vamped out.
"Bloody hell." Giles muttered below his breath.
"Crap." Xander commented.
"I'm gonna die! Blood's gonna ruin my Manolo Blahniks." Cordelia exclaimed, sincerely frightened.
Oz just stood with a look of cool dismay on his face.
"Ooh, Spike, you think I'm scared?" She raised an eyebrow, mocking him.
"You should be." He turned to his group, whispered a little something, and turned back only to explode into dust.
"Oops?" Dru smiled.
"You just killed Spike!" One of his minions growled. "Idiot!"
"Bad boy!" She narrowed her eyes and slapped him.
"Thanks, Dru." Angel whispered.
"He was becoming a pain in the ass. All self-absorbed and the like." She shrugged. "Glad to help."
"I'm sorry." He said, almost upset, readying his hand.
"For what, daddy?" Her eyes widened and her head fell off her shoulders, becoming a mound of dust before it even hit the floor.
Buffy stood with a frozen expression on her face, shocked at the scene before her eyes. Angel had told her how it would go down, but it still surprised her, nonetheless.
Angel looked at her, he signaled and they all charged in.
A few slices of the axe, and some stakings, it was finally over. Buffy slumped against a wall and wiped the gleaming sweat and chalky dust off her forehead, which was now very grey.
Angel slumped beside her, perfect as ever. Buffy looked over and pouted.
"How is this fair? I look like crap and you look like you're going out on the town." She glanced to her feet.
He put his hand under her chin, which made her turn back "I'd love you even if you were covered in slime." Buffy looked confused and he paused "That sounded better in my head."
She nodded and they proceeded to kiss. "All better now." She whispered.
"You wanna take a shower at my place?" He surveyed her.
"Count on it." Buffy smiled. They stood up and made their way out through the sewer entrance, hand in hand. Beaming the entire way.
Voila! Finished! The next "What if?" will be out shortly. I hope you enjoyed this fic. Love ya! Thankies for the reviews!