-Sorry for the crazy long wait, I haven't felt like doing Charmed stories lately.
Disclaimer: I don't own Charmed.
Voice: Know your stars…Know your stars…Know your stars…Julian McMahon…he's getting old.
Julian: (In 'the chair'.) Whoa, what? I'm not getting old! I'm as young as ever! Satan and I have a deal. Never kiss Alyssa again and I get to live forever as my hot-sexy self.
Voice: Julian McMahon…he just admitted that Alyssa was Satan and that he liked to make out with her.
Julian: Ew! Lies! And in my defense, the only reason I dated Shannen was so I didn't have to date Milano.
Voice: Julian McMahon…he dated Alyssa and Shannen and liked it!
Julian: Hey! Don't make me kick your ass, man!
Voice: …At least I have one.
Julian: (Stands-up and looks at his butt.) I do too have an ass!
Voice: Julian McMahon…he's an ass, an ass with a balding head.
Julian: (hiding back tears.) I-I'm not balding! It's just a thin spot!
Voice: You could see it from space... Like the Great Wall of China.
Julian: Why are you being so mean to me! I understand why you did it to the others, but I got away! I-got-away! I'm on Nip/Tuck for Piper's sake!
Voice: Julian McMahon…he wants to get a little Nip and Tuck so he can get away with looking like Piper.
Julian: (Raises an eyebrow.) You're not even making any sense!
Voice: I know you are but what am I?
Julian: That's it! I gotta get out of here! I need someone to tell me I'm hot! (he runs out.)
Voice: Julian McMahon…he has an inferiority complex the size of his bald-spot. HeheTBC…
Whoa, that was weird…tell me who I should do next.