Chapter 1

See baby, you're my little secret...

If you won't tell, I won't tell,

And that's how we gotta keep it.

"Are you sure we should be doing this, Steph?"

"I know we shouldn't, Chris...but I don't care..."

Chris Jericho smirked as he looked at the woman standing in front of him. Stephanie McMahon... He had never imagined that she would turn out to be such a devious woman. When they'd become friends when he had first entered her father's company, she had told him straight out that she was a calculating, manipulative person, but he hadn't known that she was so wild and adventurous. Looking at her now, leaning against his locker room door with that heated look in her suddenly dark eyes, he couldn't help but be attracted to her.

"Fine. We'll do this," he said finally, after looking at her for a few more moments. "But you remember this one thing: I have a girlfriend, and I don't want to do anything to jeopardize my relationship with her. Jess... She could be the one."

"You think I'd tell people if I was fooling around with you?" Stephanie asked, surprised. She stepped forward, shaking her head from side to side slowly. "No, I wouldn't tell... I won't tell..." She stopped walking when her lips were an inch away from his. "You'd be my little secret, and no one would have to know about us."

"Ok," he agreed, putting his arms around her and pulling her flush against him. "If you won't tell, I won't tell..."

She smiled at him, then kissed him, almost ecstatic that she was finally getting her hands on the one man she'd wanted since they'd met. Sure, they were friends, but after tonight... They'd be lovers and friends...

Did anyone see you coming to my house last night?

When I got your message on my beeper,

That you wanna do everything I like,

Alright, alright.

Three months later...

"Ooh, we're so bad," Stephanie whispered, laughing as she pulled Chris into her house. She closed the door quickly and as soon as the door was closed, he had her pushed up against it, kissing her. "Where'd you park?" she managed to ask between kisses.

"I didn't drive here. I got dropped off in a cab two blocks away," Chris said breathlessly, pulling away to look at her. He looked her up and down lustfully and licked his lips. "Did you get my text message?"

"Of course I got it," she replied, sizing him up with her eyes as well. Her eyes met his and she felt like she could melt from the heat in his gaze. "So you want to do everything I like tonight?"

"That's the plan," he said, taking a step back to look at her better. "God, you look so hot tonight..."

"I don't think we can do everything I want to do in just a few hours," she told him, biting her lip lightly.

"A few hours?" He laughed for a minute, then got serious. "I'm going to be here all night, pleasing you like only I can. This time, I'm going to take my time with you..."

She looked surprised for a minute, but that passed quickly, and she pulled him to her by his shirt and kissed him again. "Take me right here," she whispered, melting against his solid body. "Right now."

He kissed her back, wrapping his arms around her. "It would be my pleasure..."

The next morning, Stephanie walked Chris to the door. "You sure you don't want me to give you a ride home?" she asked him.

"That would be nice, but I'd probably be tempted to make you pull over on the side of some deserted road and..." His voice trailed off and he smirked at her. "Well, you know what would happen then... It's best that I just catch a cab home."

"What are you gonna tell Jess when you call her this morning?" she asked, reaching under his shirt to feel his muscular chest. Just the feel of his silky flesh beneath her fingers was enough to make her want him again... Oh, who I am kidding? she thought. I want him all the time... She smiled at her thought.

"Thinking about me, are you?" he asked, smirking at her again. "I know you can't stop thinking about last night... I did everything you wanted to do...all night long."

"Yes, you did," she agreed immediately. "But like I said before, what are you gonna tell Jess when she asks you where you were last night?"

"I'll think of something," he said, shrugging. "Besides, she doesn't live with me or anything. She won't suspect a thing, if that's what you're thinking."

"If you say so," she said.

"I do," he replied. He kissed her again, then pulled back, licking his lips as he gazed at her. "I love the way you taste, you know that?"

She blushed, but held the gaze. "You don't taste so bad yourself."

He grinned at her, then reached for the doorknob. "I better get going now... But I'll see you later on this evening."

"Oh yeah, I forgot about the date," she said, frowning. "I don't know if I can deal with Hunter on a date, even if it is a double date. He's just so damn boring!"

"Believe me, I know, but don't forget that Jess and I will be there," he reminded her. He opened the door and walked out. "Oh, and don't forget to wear something sexy for me."

"I'm always sexy for you."

"I know..."

And with that, he closed the door gently behind him and left with a huge smile on his face...

I like being in the same room as you and your girlfriend.

The fact that she don't know,

That really turns me on.

She'll never guess in a million years

That we've got this thing going on.

"So, Stephanie, how have things been?" Jess asked politely, looking across the table at her boyfriend's best friend.

"Oh, things have been just peachy for me," Stephanie answered, smiling. "How about you?"

"My life is wonderful. Things at work are great, I feel great, and..." Jess paused to look at Chris, then back at Stephanie. "And Chris is as amazing as ever. My life is perfect."

"I'm sure it is," Stephanie muttered, briefly looking at Chris before directing her gaze over to the entrance to the restaurant. "Oh, there's Hunter now."

Hunter walked over to the table and sat down next to Stephanie. He leaned over and kissed her on the cheek, then smiled apologetically at the other two people at the table. "Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in traffic and then I lost the directions..."

"Next time, don't be late, Junior," Chris interrupted, speaking for the first time in a while. "When one person's late, it messes things up for everyone..." His voice trailed off as he looked over at Stephanie and licked his lips suggestively. "And you should never keep a beautiful woman like Stephanie waiting. Some lucky guy might come up and take her..."

"Yes, some lucky guy might do that," Stephanie agreed, smirking a little at Chris. She looked at her date for the night. "So next time, don't be late."

"I won't," Hunter said quickly, blushing a little. "Has anyone ordered yet?"

"Do you see any food?" Chris snapped, gesturing at the table in front of him.

Jess leaned over and whispered into Chris's ear. "Honey, don't you think you're being a little rude?"

"Maybe, maybe not. I'm just hungry," Chris replied, glaring at Hunter as he leaned over to kiss Stephanie's cheek again. He envied the man, really, but he'd never admit it. The idiot was dating an awesome woman, but he didn't even know the side of her that made her so awesome...

"Is everyone ready to order?" Jess asked, breaking the silence that had taken over the table.

"I am," Hunter piped up immediately.

"I am, too," Chris said, looking at Stephanie. "I'm so hungry right now... I can't wait to satisfy this hunger I have. I can just taste it on my tongue right now..."

"Taste what?" Jess asked curiously, looking at him.

"Oh, just the wonderful food I'm going to order," Chris answered in a rushed voice. Of course, he hadn't exactly been talking about food, but his girlfriend didn't need to know that. He gave Stephanie a knowing look, then looked down at his menu.

"I need to go to the restroom for a minute," Stephanie said, suddenly standing up.

"But we're about to order our food," Hunter protested. "Can't it wait until after we order?"

"No," Stephanie replied, pushing her chair in and grabbing her purse. "Make the waiter wait until I get back... I mean, isn't a waiter's job to wait? Sheesh." She glanced at Chris and when they made eye contact, she winked at him, then walked off in the direction of the restrooms.

Stephanie had been gone for only about two minutes when Chris's cell phone started vibrating. He pulled his phone out, and when he saw the name on the display, he laughed to himself. "Excuse me for a minute, I've got to take this," he said, standing up. "I'll be right back... It's my dad."

"We'll be here...waiting," Jess said, but he was already headed across the restaurant. She looked at Hunter. "Well, looks like it's just us."

"They're acting weird tonight, aren't they?" Hunter asked.

"Totally," Jess said with a sigh. "I wonder what's up?"

Chris waited until he was a safe distance away from the table before answering his phone. "You're a crazy woman, you know that?" he asked when he finally answered the phone.

"I know, but I had to get away from them and tell you..." Stephanie's voice trailed off for a minute, and when she spoke again, her voice was husky. "I'm really turned on right now. Just being in the same room with Jess, knowing the things that you and I have been doing... Knowing that she has no idea... That really turns me on."

"Oh really?" he asked. "And what do you want me to do about it?"

"There's really nothing you can do right now," she replied, still in that husky voice. "But tonight after this little date, maybe you could do something about it."

"Definitely," he answered. "Get back to the table quick, and I'll be there in, like, three minutes."


She was back at the table soon after their little talk, and he came back about three minutes after her, just as he'd planned.

"What'd your dad say?" Jess asked, looking at Chris.

Chris raised his eyebrows. "My dad? Oh, my dad... Yeah, he was just calling me to tell me about this awesome hockey game he saw." He smiled and gave a little shrug. "He's such a hockey buff, you know?"

"Funny. I didn't think it was hockey season," Hunter said, looking confused.

"My dad lives in Canada. It doesn't matter if it's hockey season or not, hockey's always on TV," Chris pointed out.

"Chris is right. I went to Canada with him to see his parents a few weeks ago, and all he and his dad watched was hockey," Stephanie piped up. All day, that is, she added mentally. Because all night, Chris and I made great use of the basement...

"Oh," Hunter said, and then a waiter came up and asked him if they were ready to order.

"That was a close one," Chris mouthed to Stephanie.

Stephanie smiled. "I'll show you close tonight," she mouthed back, and he could only grin at her...

A/N: I heard the song and I was immediately inspired! Anyway, this story should be a short one, like two or three chapters, four at the most. FYI, this chapter only contains part of the song. The other chapter(s) will have the rest of the song. I'll update soon...