Sakura: Welcome to a Ninja X-mas. There's snow everywhere, and we're in Konoha, and other things are happening! Hey! Here he is now, the bringer of cheer and goodness! Kakashi-sensei!

Kakashi: Here we are... Fell-izz Na-Navy-dayed, people, and welcome to Christmas in Konohagakure!

Naruto: Look! It's snowing!

Kakashi: Sure is, my little nutcracker prince.

Sasuke: (grumbles) I hate snow.

Naruto: Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! ... (etc.)

Kakashi: Calm down, my little X-mas goose! Come under the mistletoe and give me a smooch.

Naruto: (stops, stares at Kakashi in silence) ……………………Snow!

Sasuke: Bah Humbug.

Sakura: Awww…Don't be a Scrooge, Sasuke!

Kakashi: That's right! Tonight we're going to run some of everyone's favorite shows, and sing some carols!

(reindeer noise and jingle bells in background)

Naruto: Hey! Hey! What's that?

Sakura: "Do you hear what I hear?"

Kakashi: It sounds like... it sounds like...

Sasuke: Aw, hell...

(Music begins; They all "sing")

Sakura: Up on the housetop, reindeer pause,
Out jumps good old Santa Claus,
Down through the chimney with lots of toys,
All for the little ones, X-mas joys.

Kakashi: Ho ho ho.

Sakura: Who wouldn't know?

Kakashi: Ho ho ho.

Sasuke: Who… wouldn't go…

Kakashi: Ho ho ho.

Naruto: Look, it's my toe!

Sakura: Up on the house top, click click click,
Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.
First comes the stocking of little Nell,
Oh, dear Santa, fill it well,
Give her a dolly that laughs and cries,

Naruto: Wah!

Sakura: One that will open and shut her eyes.

Kakashi: Ho ho ho!

Naruto: Hee hee hee!

Kakashi: Ho ho ho!

Sasuke: Mwa... Ha... Ha.

Sakura: Up on the house top, click click click, Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.

Naruto: Click click click, click... click... click click click.

Kakashi: Yo ho ho,

Sasuke: And a bottle of rum.

Kakashi: Yo ho ho!

Naruto: Click click click, (keeps clicking in background)

Kakashi: Up on the house top, click click click, Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick… (hums to himself)

Naruto: Click click click, ca-lick, ca-LICK.

Kakashi: (stops humming) Oh, sorry.

Sasuke: This stupid X-mas Special will be right back.