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Ame: I hope you all enjoy this fic! It's supposed to be funny because I keep getting really hyper but I don't want to do Know Your Stars all the time so now I have this fic! Which will be written like a play but that's besides the point! Enjoy! Note: Hawaii is Chidodo's best friend. Both of which are my friends.

Mr. Disclaimer-Dude: Ame doesn't own YYH or Kingdom Hearts or FullMetal Alchemist (which there are references to) or this Laser. It's a rental.

Bucket: ((To the tune of Jingle Bells)) The fic is, the fic is, the fic is coming to you! If you'll just sit and stay the fic will be here soon! HEY!

--Chapter 1: Once Upon a Laser…--

R-K-M: So Ame… What happened with your cousins?

Ame: Long story. Don't want to tell it. I even made Kurama fall asleep with it. See? ((Points to Kurama laying face down on a bed))

Kurama: zzzzzzZZZZZZ

R-K-M: ((Evil Grin))

Ame: R-K-M, you're sick. I'm not going to do that to him.

R-K-M: ((Looks disappointed)) Aww…. So. What about your cousins?

Ame: ((Bursts into tears and runs into a corner))

Yusuke: The story isn't all that long. You see… It's like this. Cousins mom signed away all rights to the cousins so they now live with their dad. Now Ame is the only one her age other than her brother that is a year and a half older than her. That's as close as anyone gets to her in age. She is also the only girl at family get-togethers that is not a mom/aunt/grandma other than Bella but Bella is only 22 months old. See? It wasn't all that long!

Kurama: zzzzzzZZZZZZZ

R-K-M: Yusuke! You're a MEANIE!

Riku: Ame needs to get over herself and have more fun. Yeah. That's it. Fun.

Ame: Yusuke you big jerk! ((Runs up to Yusuke and prepares to slap him)) ((Stops in mid slap))

Yusuke: ((Flinches))

Ame: Two for flinching. (This is from Atlantis… you know… that one movie… ya. Me no own that either.) ((Hits Yusuke twice)) ((Gets evil grin)) I have a better Idea…

Yusuke: ((Scared))

Ame: ((Claps twice and lights go out)) ((Rustling)) ((Claps twice more and lights come back on))

Narrator: ((Kurama-on a bed. Yusuke-tied to a table, hands and feet tied down. R-K-M and Riku-scared.)) All that you can see is two levers, Kuwabara next to the levers, and what I have put into little (())'s.

Ame: Shut up.

Narrator: ((Shuts up))

Ame: Now where was I… ((Remembers)) Oh yeah! Pull the lever, Baka! (This whole thing is from The Emperor's New Groove and a little bit from Kronk's New Groove. Me no own them either.)

Kuwabara: Uhh… ((Points to one lever)) This one?

Ame: Yes that one. I've worked out all the bugs. (To get this you will have to have seen Kronks New Groove (me no own) as I have clearly stated above)

Kuwabara: ((Pulls lever)) ((Nothing happens))

Yusuke: ((Relieved))

Ame: Baka! You're such a baka! ((Looks around the room)) Maybe I haven't worked out all of the… ((Realizes)) BUGS!

Everyone but Ame: ….. Huh?

Kurama: zzzzZZZZZ

Yusuke: ((Scared (again) ))

Ame: I forgot to plug it in! ((Plugs laser in))

R-K-M: ((Smacks forehead)) (Note: R-K-M has actually done this before with a CD player!) (R-K-M: ((Smacks Ame)) ) (Ame: OW!)

Everyone but Ame: ((Sweatdrops))

Ame: Why do you all keep leaving me out of stuff!

Everyone but Ame: ((Bigger sweatdrop))

Ame: Yeah! Just like that!

Narrator: ((Prepares to speak))

Ame: ((Glares at ceiling)) Don't… Say… Anything.

Narrator: ((Shuts up (again) ))

Ame: Ok! Back to business! Pull the lever (again), Baka!

Kuwabara: This lever right? Points to lever

Ame: Glares

Kuwabara: Right…. ((Pulls lever))

Laser: ((Starts shooting Milk, Capes, Airplane parts, Bunnies, Rainbows, Pudding, Cookies, Hearts, Plushies, Happy squirrels, Pies, Cake, Water balloons, Grape Jelly, Monkeys, Blue eyes, Hair jell, Rubber chickens, Batmobiles (me no own), Alarm clocks set to go off on five minute intervals, ect. ect. ect.))

Everyone: ((Staring at laser in disbelief))

Ame: Hey! You didn't leave me out this time!

Everyone but Ame: ((Sweatdrops))

Ame: Darn. Ok. So maybe I haven't worked out all the bugs…

Laser: ((Starts shooting bugs))

Ame: ((Didn't notice difference in ammo)) Humm… Maybe I need to hit it with a wrench…

Laser: ((Starts shooting out wrenches))

Everyone but Ame: ((Amazed))

Yusuke: ((Gets an idea)) Marshmallows!

Laser: ((Still shooting out wrenches))

Yusuke: Darn.

Hawaii: ((Drinks milk while wearing R-K-M's Edward Elric cape))

Chidodo: You can't drink milk! You're that Ed guy! ((Takes milk away from Hawaii)) (She hasn't read much manga… She's seen and read Gravitation but not much else.)

Laser: ((Shoots out milk))

Hawaii: Hey! Gimme that milk!

Laser: ((Shoots out more milk))

R-K-M: ((Laughs)) ((Takes milk from Chidodo)) Chidodo is right you know…

Ame: Hey! You made a rhyme! Oh well. Back to business. ((Ponders)) What could be wrong with my dumb laser!

Laser: ((Starts shooting out laser)) (Hey. It was bound to happen some time.)

Yusuke: ((Terrified))

Keiko: ((Laughs))

Ame: ((Notices change is ammo this time)) Oh yeah! Go me! Time for… Dun dun dun! ((Cue scary music)) THE VICTORY DANCE! ((Cue Victory Dance music)) ((Eliches song plays)) ))Creepy guy comes in and starts dancing)) Oh yeah! Work it there you old guy! ((Humms)) ((Song ends)) ((Guy leaves)) Aww… Oh well! Time for… ((Cue scary music)) Dun dun dun! THE VICTORY CHANT!

Everyone but Ame: ((Sweatdrops))

Yusuke: ((Terrified))

Kurama: zzzzZZZZZZ

Ame: Good foxy, with a soxy, and some pocky!

Laser: ((Starts shooting out fox plushies then socks then pocky in that order over and over again))

Ame: Good foxy, with a soxy, and some pocky! Good foxy, with a soxy, and some pocky! Good foxy, with a soxy, and some pocky!

R-K-M: ((Joins in))

R-K-M and Ame: Good foxy, with a soxy, and some pocky! Good foxy, with a soxy, and some pocky! Good foxy, with a soxy, and some pocky! Good foxy, with a soxy, and some pocky! Good foxy, with a soxy, and some pocky! Good foxy, with a soxy, and some pocky! Good foxy, with a soxy, and some pocky! Good foxy, with a soxy, and some pocky! Good foxy, with a soxy, and some pocky! Good foxy, with a soxy, and some pocky!

--End--

Ame: ((Laugh insanely))

Ame's Mom: Get a handle on it. You're getting a little loopy.

Ame: I'm loopey, I'm loopey, I'm loopey loopey loopey! (Me no own Jimmy Neutron either) Cue music Its time for… dun Dun DUN! THE SLAP DANCE! Slap, slap, slap! Clap, clap, clap! Slap, slap, slap! Clap, clap, clap!

Slap, slap, slap! Clap, clap, clap!

Slap, slap, slap! Clap, clap, clap!

Slap, slap, slap! Clap, clap, clap!

Slap, slap, slap! Clap, clap, clap!

Slap, slap, slap! Clap, clap, clap!

R-K-M: You may want to leave now. This could go on for hours.