JINGLE BELLS

(Scarecrow style)

Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Santa Cruz is dead,
Montana got a bowie knife and stabbed him in the head,

Hey,

Libby Gant, Libby Gant, try to save his life but Barrnaby was on patrol and stabbed her with a knife,

Hey,

Dashing through the snow on a French made hovercraft,
Stingers flying round kicking British ass
Scarecrow's nearly died
Mother's lost her leg
Books been fed to killer whales, they bit off his head

Hey,

Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Love machine is dead,
7th squadron mother fuckers shot him in the head

Hey,

Elvis, Elvis, tried to save his life
Instead he blew five fuckers all the way to hell

Hey,

Running through the halls,
Secret service dead looking for the football found some guns instead.
Shooting through the lake on a Pibbler boat,
here come some choppers and try to kill Scarecrow.

HEY.

We'll that's it.