A/N: Well, here's another fic that my muse came up with. Surprisingly it came up in the most unexpected of ways . . . . which was at 3 AM in the morning while I was watching Bleach. Yeah, very unexpected.

Disclaimer: And yet again I do not own Naruto.

Warnings: none for this chapter . . . . just a few very descriptive words to describe one Uchiha Sasuke. No swearing so far. May contain yaoi or shounen-ai in later chapter.

A lone dark figure walked down the empty street of the Uchiha estate. The sun hung low on the horizon, creating many shadows along the still place.

Reaching the only house that seemed lived in; the raven-haired youth paused momentary at the gates to gather the many mails that should be there. Should in being that there would be at least a few handfuls of useless love confessions that would find their way to the rubbish bin even before the young man had reached the front door.

However, on this peculiar day, there were no such love letters. Instead, there was one elegant business-like letter addressed to Uchiha Sasuke. Curiosity getting the better of him, the 18-year-old Uchiha swiftly opened the pale cream coloured envelope to read the typed out letter it contained.

Uchiha Sasuke

Uchiha Estates


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16 January 2006

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USFC Headquarters

Secret House

Secret Street


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Dear Mr. Uchiha,

You may know about us already or have heard of us but we would like to formally introduce ourselves for the first and last time. We are a group of individuals who are members of the Uchiha Sasuke Fan Club. You may have seen us in various places and that feeling that you get when someone is watching you but when you turn around and no one is there is also caused by our Club members.

We have been in operation for over 12 years and still counting. It has been a great pleasure watching you from afar in all of your daily activities. Even watching you sleep underneath those dark blue bed sheets that you currently have is bliss to all of our members here at USFC.

While watching you for so long and from such a limited distance, our members have become a bit restless in certain areas of your life. To be more exact, your love life. Many females and a few males are veiling for your affections, most of who are members of our Club.

This issue was brought to attention at our last month's meeting. Many heated discussions have followed since then as well as many casualties. However, much was gained from those meetings.

We have gained extensive knowledge over this past month from the many discussions and meetings that we have been holding. One of those knowledge is that you are still the dark, mysterious, handsome and emotionless god-like self that you are still to this day. The other knowledge is that you are still the sexiest piece of meat there ever is on this planet with those firm muscles, toned back, broad shoulders, that muscular abdomen and not to mention that nicely sculptured and firm ass.

The most crucial and most important information that we have found while studying you these past weeks have been the fact that you do harbour feelings for a certain citizen of Konoha. This has been a break-through discovery and many, if not all, of our members have become very supportive of your choice in lover.

In fact, your show of passion for your better half was so heart-moving for our members that we have ultimately decided to close down the USFC. Regrettably, we and future members of USFC are sad to see the closure of such a great Club that provides many merchandise and valuable information about you.

However, nothing is lost. For a new Club is being formed this very instance as you are reading this letter. The new Club will honour your love and passion for your better half. Therefore, instead of watching you from afar, our new Club members will also be watching your other half and will especially take note on when you are together with each other.

Yours Sincerely,

Last President of USFC

Okay, I think this has to be the shortest chapter I've written so far. Anyways, I might end this in the next chapter and just leave it at that. Well, see how we go for now.

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