This is my first attempt at humor.
So PLEASE review and let me know if you think it's funny or
not. If I get positive reviews I'll write more.
=The First Day=
SELPHIE: Who ate all the hotdogs???
IRVINE: -slinks up next to Selphie- I got a hotdog for ya, darlin'.
SELPHIE: Eeeeeewww! You perv-- -looks up at Irvine's handsome face- Oh! Tee hee. Hi! Tee hee.
IRVINE: -putting his arm around Selphie's shoulders- Did you know I have a hot tub in my dressing room…..
-Seifer and Squall are sitting on the couch, comparing weapons-
SEIFER: -sneer- Mine's bigger.
QUISTIS: -looking on with interest- That's so true. –nods wisely-
-Rinoa stands, hands on hips, in front of the table of food-
RINOA: Where the HELL are my low-fat, no-calorie
cellulose-burning diet drinks?
ZELL:-scarfing down the last hotdog on his plate- I can't believe I have to work with these losers.
DIRECTOR: All right, everybody.
DIRECTOR:-clears his throat, looks confused- O….K….. moving
SEIFER:-points his gunblade at director's throat- It's ALL-muh-see, moron.
DIRECTOR: -gulp- Sorry.
SEIFER:-lowers his weapon-
DIRECTOR:-still looking at Seifer warily- Selphie Tilmitt? –pause- SELPHIE TILMITT? –pause- Anyone know where Ms. Tilmitt is?
DIRECTOR: Zell Dincht?
ZELL:-jumps around punching the air- That's me!
DIRECTOR: Rinoa Heartilly?
RINOA:-flips her hair back- Fuck you! Where are my diet drinks you fucking idiot. I'll call my father. Do you know who my father—
SQUALL: -hits her over the head, rendering her unconscious-
DIRECTOR: Quistis Trepe?
QUISTIS: -talking to Seifer in best Instructor voice- You know junctioning isn't just good for battles.
SEIFER:-polishing his gunblade- Oh?
QUISTIS: Increased vitality has many uses.
SEIFER:-looks at Quistis and slowly grins-
DIRECTOR: Ahem. Quistis Trepe?
QUISTIS: -blushes- I'm here.
DIRECTOR: Irvine Kinneas? –pause- IRVINE KINNEAS! –pause- Hasn't anyone seen Irvine or Selphie?
ALL: -look at each other and giggle-
DIRECTOR: All right! Who is responsible for hiring a bunch of teenagers??
Short, I know.