He loves me,
He's just too shy to say it.
If my sweetie didn't love me,
He wouldn't hit me,
Or take the time
To call me names
And tell me to go to Hell,
Or that he only loves
Droodzilla, or Drat-zilla,
You know, What's-Her-Face?
I mean, he's only trying to
Make me jealous and love
Him more when he talks about
His skanky old girlfriend.

He loves me,
He's just too shy to say it.
That's what all my books
About relationships say.
Daddy was like that,
He hit me a lot.
Mommy would tell me
Daddy didn't mean it,
Daddy
Really loved me.
Anyway, bruises fade
But love is forever.
Right?

He loves me,
He's just too shy to say it.
Blondie bear pulls my hair
And calls me a stupid cow,
Or says that he loves
Syphilis, (the slut!) more
Than he does me.
When I make
Our lair cheerful,
He says nasty things like
"Hammer time, Harm,
That's ten unicorns too many!"
All I want to do
Is make things nice!

He loves me,
He's just too shy to say it.
I play his games,
Where I'm the Slayer (ewww!).
He never says "Thank you!"
My hottie just rolls over and
Snores, which is stupid
Because we don't breathe!
When I complain,
He hits me again.
Being hit feels good,
But when he hits me
I hurt inside.

He loves me,
He's just too shy to say it.
I mean, I do everything!
I wash his clothes,
I get him blood,
I play his games,
Everything is for him.
My sweet babboo loves me,
He wouldn't be so
Mean to me if he didn't.
Just like daddy, right?
It's just he's too shy
To say he loves me,
Right?