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Beast Boy Uses the Bathroom- Take 1

As he turned the bathroom light on, he winced with pain. The light was so bright that he could feel his poor pupils shrinking. He felt his way over to the toilet and relieved his strained bladder. Once he was done he went to the mirror and looked at himself. His eyes were puffy and his hair horribly askew. He was only in his boxers and a wifebeater. He splashed his face with water to clear his mind, but it went right up his nose and he began to choke.

"You okay?" asked the director.

"Brain… burning!" said Beast Boy as he snorted and tried to get rid of the water. Everyone started to laugh, including Beast Boy who had never felt so stupid.

Raven Catches Beast Boy- Take 1

Raven looked up from her book just in time to catch Beast Boy's eyes peering over at her. She could feel the different emotions running through him and this alerted her immediately. When Beast Boy saw her look up he had tried to look away nonchalantly, but he knew that he had been caught.

He waited for her to speak, but nothing happened. Suddenly Raven began to laugh and she looked to the director.

"What's my line?" she laughed.

"Are you okay?" said the director.

"Oh yeah," said Raven trying to calm back down. Beast Boy and Cyborg were laughing as well.

"Ready? Let's try it again," said the director.

In the Gym- Take 1

… He turned and was surprised to see Raven enter. She was now in a pair of gray shorts and a snug white tee shirt. She looked at him for a second and then made her way over to the treadmill, tripping over her own foot and nearly stumbling to the floor. Beast Boy broke out in laughter as Raven covered her face in embarrassment.

In the Gym- Take 2

…He turned and was surprised to see Raven enter. She was now in a pair of gray shorts and a snug white tee shirt. She looked at him for a second and then made her way over to the treadmill.

"Hello," she said dryly.

"Uh… uh… what's my line?" said Beast Boy laughing. Raven laughed, turned around, and went back to her starting point. "I'm sorry! I thought she was gonna trip again."

"Shut up!" laughed Raven, punching him as she walked by him.

Raven Gets Out of the Shower- Take 1

He wasn't really all that upset; he just loved to put on that show for his friends. He smiled to himself as he made his way down the hall. Suddenly, the bathroom door opened a few feet in front of him and Raven emerged, a cloud of steam pushing her out. She was in a dark blue robe and a towel was wrapped around her soaking wet hair. Beast Boy felt his heart jump. He cursed her for jumping out at him all that day. He just couldn't seem to get away from her. She made eye contact with Beast Boy for a second, but then went to her room.

As she walked, her towel began to unwind and she felt the cold air hit her naked body. She screamed and tried to cover herself up. Everyone began to laugh and Raven blushed and turned away, trying not to laugh.

Beast Boy stood in front of her and said, "Okay, there's nothing to see here. Show's over!" He went right up to the camera and covered it with his hands.

Raven Gets Out of the Shower- Take 2

He wasn't really all that upset; he just loved to put on that show for his friends. He smiled to himself as he made his way down the hall. Suddenly, the bathroom door opened a few feet in front of him and Raven emerged, a cloud of steam pushing her out. She was in a dark blue robe and a towel was wrapped around her soaking wet hair. Beast Boy felt his heart jump. He cursed her for jumping out at him all that day. He just couldn't seem to get away from her. She made eye contact with Beast Boy, smiled, and took her wet hair out of the towel. She whipped it about and then walked over to him, wrapping her arms, and a leg, around him.

"Feeling awkward yet?" she whispered seductively.

Everyone started to laugh, including Beast Boy and the director. She smiled and let go of him.

"Let's try it again," said the director once he calmed down.

Slip of the Tongue- Take 1

Beast Boy took in all of this information and sighed in relief. "Thank God," he said with a smile. "I thought I was attracted to you for a while there." Now that surprised look Beast Boy had been expecting earlier was on Ravens face, it was hurt as well.

"You bastard!" shouted Raven and pushed him off of the bed.

He fell to the floor, and was obviously surprised. "Jesus!" He looked up and saw Raven had a smile on her face.

"Okay BB, back on the bed," said the director.

Dinner- Take 1

"Would you like more of the soda, Robin?" asked Starfire cutely.

"I would love some," said Robin cutely back. Beast Boy thought he was going to throw up. He sipped his soy milk and looked at the empty chair near him.

"Has anyone seen Raven?" asked Cyborg, who had also noticed that she was missing.

"I have not seen her all day," said Starfire going to the fridge.

"I saw her a couple…" started Beast Boy, but Robin let out a loud hiccup and covered his mouth. Everyone stared at him for a second and then began to laugh.

"You okay?" asked the director.

"Soda gives hiccup me the hiccups," he said, barely able to finish the sentence due to his laughing and hiccupping.

"Hold you breath," said the director.

Dinner- Take 2

"Would you like more of the soda, Robin?" asked Starfire cutely.

"I would love some," said Robin cutely back. Beast Boy thought he was going to throw up. He sipped his soy milk and looked at the empty chair near him.

"Has anyone seen Raven?" asked Cyborg, who had also noticed that she was missing.

"I have not seen her all day," said Starfire going to the fridge.

"I saw her a couple of hours ago," said Beast Boy. "I think she went into her room."

"Did she seem upset or anything?" asked Robin.

Beast Boy almost choked on his drink. "Why?"

"Well I just want to make sure she's not going to have another 'staying in her room for a long time… wait. What the hell's the line?" asked Robin.

Everyone started to laugh and the director said, "Stay in her room for three weeks' episodes."

"That's right," said Robin. "Sorry, it's a mouthful."

"That's okay, let's try it again," said the director.

Dinner- Take 3

"Would you like more of the soda, Robin?" asked Starfire cutely.

"I would love some," said Robin cutely back. Beast Boy thought he was going to throw up. He sipped his soy milk and looked at the empty chair near him.

"Has anyone seen Raven?" asked Cyborg, who had also noticed that she was missing.

"I have not seen her all day," said Starfire going to the fridge.

"I saw her a couple of hours ago," said Beast Boy. "I think she went into her room."

"Did she seem upset or anything?" asked Robin. As he finished the question his cup slipped out of his hand and poured into his lap. "Son of a bitch!" he cried and stood up.

Now Beast Boy and Cyborg fell out of their chairs laughing and Starfire was giggling up a storm. Raven could be heard off screen laughing as well.

"Robin!" shouted the director. "How many takes are we gonna need for this scene?"

"I'm sorry!" said Robin desperately as he wiped away the soda.

"Someone get him a new suit, please," sighed the director.

Dinner- Take 4

"Would you like more of the soda, Robin?" asked Starfire cutely.

"I would love some," said Robin cutely back.

"Would you like it in your cup or in your lap?" asked Starfire with a smile.

Everyone gasped and began to laugh hysterically.

"Star made a joke!" yelled Beast Boy through his laughter.

Robin covered his face with his hand and sighed.

"Okay, guys, let's just get through this scene, please?" said the director.

Mad Raven- Take 1

Her door slid open and she appeared on the other side. He felt quickly relieved, but her expression scared him. She looked very angry and very annoyed. "I'm fine, I'm not hungry, and I'll stay in my room as long as I fucking want to." And with that the door closed, but it closed on her cloak and all you could hear was her walking away and being jerked back with a yelp.

Beast Boy started laughing and had to walk off the set for a second. The door opened and a very embarrassed Raven pulled her cloak all the way through and slammed the door.

Lying- Take 1

Raven stared at him a few silent seconds. Tears were dripping down her pale cheeks. Beast Boy had never seen Raven cry like this. "There has only been one person in my life that said that I was beautiful. And it turned out that every word that came out of his mouth was a lie."

"Raven, he was an evil book… dragon… book dragon?" He looked confused and broke out laughing, as well as Raven.

"You jerk!" said Raven pushing him while laughing. "I'm supposed to be crying!"

"I'm sorry, I screwed up the words," said Beast Boy apologetically. "I know them, so let's try it again."

"Okay, Raven, back to crying," said the director.

"I know," said Raven chuckling and then trying to get serious.

Lying- Take 2

Raven stared at him a few silent seconds. Tears were dripping down her pale cheeks. Beast Boy had never seen Raven cry like this. "There has only been one person in my life that…" she had to stop. She started to laugh and so did Beast Boy. "Look what you've done! I can't cry now!"

"Raven, do you need a minute?" asked the director.

"Yes," she said, whipping away her forced tears.

Kissing- Take 1

Raven suddenly pushed Beast Boy over, still kissing him of course, and then rolled over so that he was on top of her. He had no idea what was going on, but he really didn't care. Then he remembered, as Ravens tongue danced with his own, that this was not right. Raven was just upset and she wasn't thinking straight. He remembered feeling that way when Terra had turned to stone. He had wanted someone there to comfort him and make him forget about her. It had taken Raven a couple years, but she was now going through the same thing.

He pried her lips off of hers and said, quite out of breath, "Raven… this is so right!" He placed his lips back on hers and began to kiss her again while Raven laughed through the kisses.

"Okay, that's enough," said the director. The two "evidently" didn't hear him and continued making out. "I said that's enough." The still went on. "Stop already! Oh for the love of… get a hose!"

Everyone was screaming with laughter and finally the two broke apart. They were laughing as hard as any of them.

Proposition- Take 1

Beast Boy sat on the couch, flipping through the channels. Nothing was on and he yawned with boredom. The sun had set only minutes before and dusk was slowly blending into night. Cyborg was charging up and would be out of commission for a few hours. Robin and Starfire were seeing a show, which meant that the press was going to be there and they would be on the front cover of all the papers the next morning. Raven was in her room, meditating.

The door to the common room was supposed to open, but nothing happened. Beast Boy continued to flip the channels, but after a few seconds he finally looked back to the door that was supposed to be opening at this moment. Suddenly they heard a banging from the other side, followed by, "The damn door's broken!"

Beast Boy started to laugh as Raven phased through the door and then kicked it when she reached the other side. The crew ran over and started to work on opening it up.

"Cyborg, this is your shitty work!" yelled Raven to an off screen Cyborg, pointing at the door. Beast Boy laughed even harder as Cyborg stomped onto the set and started to work on the door.

Proposition- Take 2

Beast Boy sat on the couch, flipping through the channels. Nothing was on and he yawned with boredom. The sun had set only minutes before and dusk was slowly blending into night. Cyborg was charging up and would be out of commission for a few hours. Robin and Starfire were seeing a show, which meant that the press was going to be there and they would be on the front cover of all the papers the next morning. Raven was in her room, meditating.

The door to the common room opened with a swoosh and in stepped Raven. She saw the back of Beast Boy's head just peaking above the top of the couch. She saw the television changing channels every few seconds and heard Beast Boy groan. She made her way into the kitchen to grab an apple for a snack.

"I am sooo bored!" groaned Beast Boy. He turned and saw Raven washing her apple and polishing it. "What are you up to?"

"I'm about to eat an apple," said Raven dryly and then, indeed, bit the apple.

"You know what I meant," said Beast Boy.

"Nothing at the moment," said Raven coming out of the kitchen. "I was meditating."

"You wanna do somethin?" asked Beast Boy turning around so he faced Raven completely.

"Like…" started Raven.

"Whoa, wait a second," said Beast Boy holding his head. "Aw, dude, I spun around to fast." He looked very dizzy and Raven began to giggle.

"I'm surprised you didn't have whiplash," said the director, making Raven laugh.

"No kidding," said Beast Boy and he fell sideways onto the couch.

Movie Listings- Take 1

"Well, yeah," said Beast Boy in a "duh" voice. "I bet there's something playing that we can agree upon." He jumped up and grabbed the newspaper. Raven wasn't even sure if she wanted to go see a movie, but she hadn't had a chance to abject. Beast Boy scrolled down the list of movies that were playing at the Jump City Cinema. "No, too girly… no, too violent for you… no, to kiddy… yuck, I hate that actor… oh, here's something."

"I'm all ears," said Raven sarcastically.

"Death of the Last Castle of Larnaka…uh Larnakaka, Larnkai," stuttered Beast Boy. "What the hell's it called?"

Raven had to walk off the set for a second she was laughing so hard.

"Larnakia," said the director

"Okay," said Beast. "Jesus, who thinks of these names?"

"Alright, let's try it again," said the director, showing Raven back onto the set.

Movie Listings- Take 2

"Well, yeah," said Beast Boy in a "duh" voice. "I bet there's something playing that we can agree upon." He jumped up and grabbed the newspaper. Raven wasn't even sure if she wanted to go see a movie, but she hadn't had a chance to abject. Beast Boy scrolled down the list of movies that were playing at the Jump City Cinema. "No, too girly… no, too violent for you… no, to kiddy… yuck, I hate that actor… oh, here's something."

"I'm all ears," said Raven sarcastically.

"Death of the Last Castle of Larnakia," read Beast Boy.

"What the hell is that?" asked Raven.

"I haven't a fucking clue," said Beast Boy, sending Raven into another laughing fit.

"Beast Boy, say your line as written!" said the director.

"I'm sorry," he said giggling.

"Try it again," sighed the director.

The Paper- Take 1

Robin reentered with the paper in his hand, a queer look on his face. Starfire quickly jumped up and flew over to him. "Robin! Is our picture upon the paper of news?" she asked excitedly.

"Not exactly," said Robin quite surprised. He turned it around and showed the others the picture. The four other Titans began to laugh as they saw that it was actually a picture of Slade in a ballerina outfit.

"Very funny," said the director. "Get the real paper."

"Okay," said Robin with a smile.

The Paper- Take 2

Robin reentered with the paper in his hand, a queer look on his face. Starfire quickly jumped up and flew over to him. "Robin! Is our picture upon the paper of news?" she asked excitedly.

"Not exactly," said Robin quite surprised. He turned it around and showed the others the picture. Again the other four Titans went into a laughing fit as they saw the picture. It was of Silkie in one of Robin's uniforms, flying through the air.

"Someone had fun at Kinko's last night, didn't they," said the director eyeing Robin.

"May I keep that paper of news?" asked Starfire.

"Sure, Starfire," sighed the director. "Now can we please get the real newspaper?"

"I got it," said Beast Boy and handed it over to Robin.

"Okay, let's try it again," said the director.

The Paper- Take 3

Robin reentered with the paper in his hand, a queer look on his face. Starfire quickly jumped up and flew over to him. "Robin! Is our picture upon the paper of news?" she asked excitedly.

Robin blushed and crumpled up the newspaper. "Not funny," said Robin, looking at Beast Boy, who fell out of his chair laughing.

"What's on it?" asked Cyborg.

Raven grabbed the paper with her powers, uncrumpled it, and looked at it. She began to laugh and then turned it around for everyone to see. It was of Robin in one of Starfire's costumes with Starfire in one of his.

"Does anyone know where the real paper is?" asked the director desperately.

"I got it," said the prop manager.

"Thank God," said the director. "Let me see it first. Okay, that's the one. Let's do it again." All the Titans were still laughing. "Come on guys! I have to get this from five different angles, so let's get going!"

Fast Food at the Beach- Take 1

She passed out the food and they ate. The smell of the sea air made the food taste even better, they didn't know why.

"There's nothing better than mixing fast food and the outdoors," said Beast Boy. "It's like balancing nature and technology."

"That's very deep," said Raven trying not to laugh. "You've got ketchup on your chin."

Beast Boy grabbed a napkin and wiped it away. "Thanks."

"No..." started Raven, but a burp escaped her lips and she quickly covered her mouth.

Beast Boy started to laugh and Raven just covered her face, looking embarrassed.

"We're not gonna have another "Robin" scene, are we?" asked the director half laughing. This caused Beast Boy to laugh even harder and Raven started to giggle.

Going Down to the Beach- Take 1

"I feel so hyper right now," said Beast Boy smiling and turning to Raven.

"I knew you shouldn't have gotten a soda."

Beast Boy opened his door and attempted to get out, but his belt was still buckled and he got jerked back. Raven burst out laughing as Beast Boy practically choked himself on the belt.

"You okay?" asked the director.

"I think I'm gonna have a bruise," said Beast Boy holding his shoulder in pain.

"Try it again," said the director.

Going Down to the Beach- Take 2

"I feel so hyper right now," said Beast Boy smiling and turning to Raven.

"I knew you shouldn't have gotten a soda."

Beast Boy opened his door and attempted to get out again, but this time he lost his footing and tumbled from his seat to the ground. Raven started laughing again and could barely breathe.

"Fuck!" yelled Beast Boy as he staggered to his feet and dusted himself off.

"You're just getting out of the car!" said the director. "Can you handle that or not?"

Raven now had to get out of the car as well so she could try to catch her breath. She was holding her sides and tears streamed from her face.

"Let Raven settle down and we'll try it again," sighed the director.

Going Down to the Beach- Take 3

"I feel so hyper right now," said Beast Boy smiling and turning to Raven.

"I knew you shouldn't have gotten a soda."

Beast Boy opened his door and got out. "I'll be right back." He ran to the edge of the clearing and jumped off. Raven was shocked and jumped out of the car. She ran to the edge and looked over to see him slowly sliding down the sand to the beach.

"What the hell are you doing?" she screamed.

"Burning off that soda," he called back. He began to run down the beach and went right to the water. He took his shoes off and let his feet get wet.

Raven couldn't believe what he was doing. She watched as he ran around and kicked the water all around. As he ran he suddenly tripped and fell face first into the sand. He looked up and spat out the sand, looking quite pissed off.

"Is he on drugs?" asked the director, causing everyone to start laughing. "No, seriously! He can't get out of a car without falling over and he can barely walk! What the hell is he on?"

"Sugar," laughed Raven. "That was real soda he was drinking."

"Okay, from now on Beast Boy is on a sugar free diet!" announced the director.

After Dinner- Take 1

"Geez, what was their problem?" asked Beast Boy as he took a seat on her bed.

"Hey, you've got to see it from their point of view," said Raven crawling onto her bed. "For years we've been arguing and annoying each other, and then overnight we become friends. It is a little strange."

"Oh well, they can get used to it just like we did," said Beast Boy turning his body so that he was facing Raven, but was a little too close to the edge of the bed and fell right off.

Raven gasped for a moment and crawled over to the edge of the bed to see Beast Boy on his back with his legs practically over his head. She looked to the camera and crew and started to laugh.

Beach Accident- Take 1

Beast Boy helped her up and then picked her up bridal style, only to trip a second later and send them both face first into the water. The both started to laugh and Raven punched him playfully.

"How weak are you?" she asked laughing.

"You're just too heavy," said Beast Boy.

"Shut up!" she screamed, shocked and splashed him with water.

"Pick her up and let's do it again," said the director.

Reading Together- Take 1

At first he wasn't sure what she meant. Then he realized and couldn't help looking as if he had been caught off guard. "Oh! Well, it's up to you," he said nervously. "I mean, I wouldn't want to invade your personal space."

"Don't worry," she said scooting over, but she scooted a little too far and fell right off the bed with a scream.

"See!" screamed Beast Boy triumphantly. "It's not just me!" Everyone was laughing and Raven pulled herself up and laid her head on the bed as she laughed.

"Maybe we need to get Raven a bigger bed," said the director. "Oh well, let's just try to do this scene. You okay, Raven?"

"Yeah," she said between laughs as she stood up.

"Okay, let's try it again," said the director.

Lying Down Together- Take 1

The relief he felt was vaporized by that question. Was she being sarcastic? Was she joking? Was she trying to tell him to leave or was she actually asking him to stay? Of course Raven sensed all of these feelings and it made her laugh.

"Oh just lay down already," she laughed.

He slowly slid down from his sitting position and before he could do anything else Raven grabbed him and pulled him down, then attempted to straddle him.

"I said lay down," she said in a low, seductive voice.

Everyone began to laugh, except Beast Boy who couldn't help but be turned on.

"Oh no!" shouted the director. "Get off of him! Steve, get the hose ready!"

Lying Down Together- Take 2

The relief he felt was vaporized by that question. Was she being sarcastic? Was she joking? Was she trying to tell him to leave or was she actually asking him to stay? Of course Raven sensed all of these feelings and it made her laugh.

"Oh just lay down already," she laughed.

He slowly slid down from his sitting position and lay down. He then felt Raven turn over and face her back to him. She grabbed his arm and draped it over her stomach. She sighed happily and went to sleep.

Suddenly Beast Boy pulled her close, then got on top of her, just as she had done a take before. "No, you lay down," he said and started to kiss her.

About two seconds later the two were hit with a spray of water that sent the two screaming and tumbling off of the bed. Everyone was laughing, except the doused Beast Boy and Raven.

"Hey I warned you," scolded the director. "Dry them off and let's try it again."

Leaving for the Titans Ball- Take 1

"Let's go Titans!" called Robin as he stood near the elevator that led down to the garage. He was looking at the clock and waiting impatiently.

"Found it!" said Cyborg as he entered the room, and tripped down the stairs, falling right on his face. Luckily he wasn't hurt, since he was more robot, physically, but he was stunned. Robin started laughing so hard he had to hold himself up against the wall.

"Can someone help him up?" asked the director.

The Reporter- Take 1

"Then I guess we're living proof that just about anyone can become friends," said Beast Boy with a laugh. "You see world? There's hope…" He brought the camera a little too close to his face and smashed his nose right into. Everyone laughed and Beast Boy held his poor nose.

The Reporter- Take 2

"Then I guess we're living proof that just about anyone can become friends," said Beast Boy with a laugh. "You see world? There's hope for us all yet!" he said getting real close to the camera. The reporter pulled him back and tried to remain smiley and cheery.

"Well I wish you both a wonderful night," said the reporter.

"Thanks," said Raven pulling Beast Boy out of there, only to trip on the wire from the camera and fall down, bringing Raven down with him. The reporter just gasped and covered her mouth, then looked off the set, unsure of what to do.

"You guy alright?" asked the director.

"Yeah," said Beast Boy with a smile as he hopped back up and then brought Raven to her feet.

"Try it again," said the director.

Raven Leaves- Take 1

She didn't give him a chance to say anything else. She wrapped herself in a black raven and disappeared. Now Beast Boy was left alone in the alley behind the hotel. He couldn't believe what had just happened. He blew it, and he knew it. She would never forgive him now, she would never listen. He kicked a trash can over and screamed, "God damn it!" He began to limp away.

"Uh… Beast Boy, that wasn't in the script," said the director.

"I know," said Beast Boy wincing. "I just broke my fucking foot on that trash can." He leaned against the wall and began to whimper.

"Well, we'll keep it," said the director. "I really like the emotion."

"This isn't emotion, it's pain!" he screamed.

"Okay, can we get the medic over here?" asked the director.

Talking About Their Friends- Take 1

Robin sighed and sat back into the couch. "Something isn't right here."

"Something? How about everything," said Cyborg. "I haven't seen Beast Boy act like this since Terra."

"I can hear Raven crying in her room," said Starfire. "And I have not heard her do that since the Malcom."

"It's Malchior," whispered Robin as Cyborg started to chuckle.

"What?" asked Starfire.

"It's not Malcom, it's Malchior," said Robin.

"Oh, I am sorry," said Starfire. "Shall we try it again?"

"That would be great," said the director chuckling as well.

The End- Take 1

"Do you want me?" she asked in a seductive whisper.

"No," said Beast Boy nodding. Raven looked at him for a moment, then hit him and walked away. "I was kidding!" he called after her.

The End- Take 2

"Do you want me?" she asked in a seductive whisper.

"Yes," he said back. "Dear God yes!" he screamed, then dipped her down and started to kiss her. Raven could barely breath, but didn't really care.

"Well, at least this is the end," sighed the director.