Table of Contents

Chapter 1 - Naruto's Guide on How to Be a Good Hokage---------------------- Pg 2

Chapter 2 - Sasuke's Guide on How to Deal with People-------------------------Pg 3

Chapter 3 - Sakura's Guide on Dates---------------------------------------------Pg 4

Chapter 4– Lee's Guide on How to Be a Gentleman ----------------------------Pg 5

Chapter 5 - Kakashi's Guide on Excuses to EVERYTHING ---------------------Pg 6

Chapter 6 – Jaraiya's Guide on How to Get "Inspiration" ------------------------Pg 7

Chapter 7 – Tsunade's Guide on How to Beat Up Idiots ------------------------Pg 8

Chapter 8 – Itachi's Guide on How to Be a Good Enemy -----------------------Pg 9

Chapter 9 – Acknowledgements and the Winner who got the most Review------ Pg 10

Note: Please pay heed to warnings and notes in each chapter. We highly recommend that you look at them first.

More Notes: Since this is the one and only Konoha Guide to Everything, to make it more interesting we decided to put some of other author's thoughts into each guide.

Even more notes: As you can, this book is special so all the writer's thoughts will be written out in script format.

Just a few more notes: The publisher D.A.K will only publish the chapters when she has time and feels like it, because she is too busy publishing other stories.

Extra Notes: Review, review, review! If you want to make the authors and the publisher happy, please review! And maybe….if you review a lot for Sasuke, he might fall in love with you! JUST KIDDING! Sasuke only belongs to Sakura! Hell yeah! But I'm not kidding about the author being happy when you review! Each author will compete each other on how much review they get so review for your favorite one!

Last Note: Ok I just forgot what I was going to say so….hehe

Real last note: I remember now, some of the tips in guides come from chain letters, but nobody really owns the chain letters the authors decided that it wouldn't hurt to slip some of those tips in. (Evil Authors)

REAL last note: The authors are referring to the characters in Konoha, D.A.K is just the publisher. So if you want to flame, flame them NOT the publisher! But I don't think you want to do that since they can go to your room at night and beat you up. After all they're ninjas and you're NOT! HAHAHA, in your face! I guess I just insulted myself too since I'm just not a ninja….darn…..

Real last note (I promise): You are free to try these tips out, but if the tips doesn't work, don't blame the publisher! Blame the authors!

Ok, last note (A real promise this time!): Only the guides that are mentioned in the table of contents will be published! Translation: If you want some other guide from another character not mentioned above then you won't get it….unless you really please the publisher and the publisher MIGHT go and ask the character to write a guide.

LAST NOTE (For real!): Hehe, I just wanted to add this for no reason……

P.S Note: Please enjoy….and if you don't find this humorous then please pretend that you had a good laugh and REVIEW!

P.P.S Note: Getting tired of notes? Ok, ok I'll stop now…..JUST KIDDING! Because I LOVE notes! Ok, I'll really stop now, but did I fool you! I bet I did, for now, bye bye!

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