Disclaimer: The stories you are about to read are silly. The names have been left exactly as they are known to be to ensure that the people being mocked can tell that they are being mocked. Because sometimes you have to prod them with something more than soft cushions before they catch on. These characters belong to JK Rowling. The situations they find themselves in are the creations of various fan fiction writers. I admit to being a fan fiction writer – but not this kind.

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