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ABBREVIATION KEY:
MMISTY AASH BBROCK LLANORE ALL OTHER CHARACTERS NAMES WILL BE SPELLED OUT (I GET LAZY SOMETIMES)
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Chapter 1-

M: Hey Ash, what's Brock up to?
A: I dunno. I'll call him.
Phone: RINGGG!
B: Hello?
A: Hey Brock. Whatcha doin tonight?
B: Oh, uh, Ash, I, uh, I'm busy tonight.
A: Doing what?
B: I, uh, well, I got a date.
A: That's great! With who?
B: This girl Lanore. She just moved here.
A: Oh, okay. Catch ya later.

(in Brock's room)
L: Who was that?
B: Oh that was just my friend, Ash.
L: Ok. Maybe I can meet your friends some time.
B: Uh, yeah, but let's finish this first. (naughty smile)(heh heh)

(the next day)
Ash met Misty at a coffee store, where they and Brock usually eat. Misty orders a cappucinno and Ash orders a glass of milk.(um...nvm) A few minutes later, Brock walks in with Lanore, hand in hand.
A: Oh, Hi Brock. Is this Lanore?
B: Yes.
L: Hi. Nice to meet you.
A: Ash M: Misty (hand shaking)
A: So, uh, how was your date?
(Brock and Lanore exchange glances)
B: It was great!
L: It sure was.
Ash and Misty offer the couple a drink, but they say no, they already ate, and leave.
M: She seemed nice.
A: Uh huh.

FOR THE SAKE PF FORWARDING THE PLOT, I WILL NOW SKIP THE NEXT TWO MONTHS, WHICH ARE PRETTY UNEVENTFUL, AND I WILL JUMP RIGHT TO BROCK AND LANORE'S ENGAGEMENT PARTY.

A: I'm so happy for you guys! When's the wedding?
L: In about three months.
M: Cool.
B: We, uh, gotta go, uh, celebrate.(wink wink) See you around!

M: (to ash) They're a very romantic couple. I think they're made for each other.
A: Yeah. They're always gazing into each other's eyes and hugging and stuff.
"Insensitive jerk," thought Misty.
THE NEXT DAY ASH AND MISTY WENT TO BROCKS HOUSE FOR DINNER.

L: Hi guys, come in!
A & M: Hi.
The night was spent talking happily, but was frequently interrupted but Brock and Lanore kissing. At the end of the night, Ash and Misty left, and Misty seemed a little sad.
A: What's wrong, Misty?
M: Well, it's just...I realized what I've been wanting, what I've been missing.
A: What's that?
M: Love! A boyfriend! Romance!
Now Ash didn't know what to say to this, because he had always liked Misty, it might even be love.
A: Misty, I uh, I could be your boyfriend.
M: Well, I was hoping you would be one day.
Ash started to say something, but he was captured by a romantic kiss from Misty.
A: Wha, what was that for?
M: (smiling) Well, I was just testing the water. You are my boyfriend now.
Ash smiled, thinking of how happy he was to have a girlfriend, especially Misty.

Over the next few weeks, Ash and Misty began to feel more and more like a couple, except they never acted like it in public. It was their secret. And a little more that a week later, their romance had grown hot and passionate. It was on a full moon, under the stars, when they first, you know. Both Ash and Misty were both happy, everything was going great between them. No problems of any sort, no bumps in the road, and they were so in love. The only bad thing was that Misty was becoming poor, and she needed money, but we'll get to that later.

A MONTH AND A HALF AFTER THEIR "FIRST TIME"

Ash and Misty had "done it" every night in secret since that first night. Each night their love grew more and more. Until there was that famous bump in the road.

Ash's mom was having guests(Brock, Lanore, Gary, Ash, Misty, and Misty's sisters) one day when her Mr. Mime brought her a paper he had found under Ash's bed while cleaning. He gave her the paper. She went to put on her glasses. Ash's face turned completely pale when he saw it, as well as Misty's. Ash's mom put on her glasses, looked at the paper and screamed.
Ash's mom: AN ABORTION! PAYED TO ASH KETCHUM, FATHER OF EMBRYO!
Misty got up as fast as she could and ran out of the house, but Ash was too late, and Misty's sisters had blocked the doorways.
Ash's mom: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, MISTER!
She continued to read the rest of the paper to herself, but stopped where it said "Signature of billing ricipient's relative". Gary had signed there.
Ash's mom: Gary! How are you involved in this?
Gary thought of some excuse, but none came to him.
Ash's mom: THE TRUTH!
Gary: (sighs) Okay. I promised to sign because Misty had been working for me for two weeks.
Team Rocket had been listening from a window, but James realized what he heard Gary say. James climbed in the window, startling everyone.
James: She was working for me too!
Ash's mom: WORKING? DOING WHAT? FOLDING PAPERS? SHINING SHOES?
Ash: No.
Ash's mom: ASH? MISTY WORKED FOR YOU TOO?
Ash: She doesn't work for me.
Gary: He's her...boss, sort of.
James: Yeah, you're name was on the card.
Ash's mom: CARD?
Brock and Lanore were watching the scene unfold, utterly confused.
Ash's mom: WHAT KIND OF WORK DID SHE DO, ANYWAY? ASH, TELL ME!
Ash: She's a...stripper.

Everyone screamed at this, and Ash ran down the hall to his room, grabbed his backpack, and ran out the back door. Now, to top off finding out that Ash and Misty were having sex, Misty was also a stripper for spare change, and Ash was her boss.

Ash's mom: What kind of world is this! My son has been sleeping with someone behind my back, let alone the fact that he's 14, and his girlfriend works for other men, stripping, and he doesn't care!

Mr. Mime came down the hall with something Ash had forgot to clean up in his haste to leave.
Ash's mom: Oh great, a condom wrapper. Wait till I get you Ash.
Gary: I know how to get him! I attatched this radar thing to his backpace one day when he wasn't looking.
B: Why would you put a radar on Ash's backpack?
Gary: How do you think I surprise you guys to a battle all the time? It has a speaker too, and here's the screen.
Gary fished through his sachel and pulled out a laptop. It had a blue dot indicating Ash's house location, and a moving red dot, which was Ash.
Gary: We can follow him with this!
L: That dot is moving pretty fast. I bet he's flying with his Pidgey thingy!(Lanore did not know all the Pokémon names)
B: I'll bet you're right.
Gary let's listen to the speaker. He's probably looking for Misty, and with him flying, he should catch up pretty soon.
They all listened, and soon enough they heard Ash's voice.
Voice 1: Misty!
Voice 2: Ash!
Voice 1: Don't cry. Listen, we never have to go back if we don't want to.
Voice 2: It won't work. They're gonna catch us and seperate us. Oh, Ash, I may never see you again.
Voice 1: Hey, let's go somewhere special, and hope they don't find us. Besides, it's not like my mom to invade my privacy like this.
The talking stopped, but the red dot was moving down the street. Everyone watched the dot walk into the next town(with Misty, no doubt) and stop. Gary adjusted the lens and put it on "building mode", which showed what town and building Ash was walking into. Yep, it was the Motel. The one with pay-by-the-hour rates, no less.
Ash's mom: Oh Ash, you are SO dead! Let's go!
Everyone exited the house and got into Ash's mom's car. She drove like mad to the motel. When they got there, Misty's sisters were to walk up to the desk and ask if the clerk had chance for a 20 dollar bill. He went in the back to the register, and they searched through the check-in book. The found: Ash Ketchum-room 103.
The sisters ran out and told everyone what room they were in. Brock and Lanore, being familiar with this motel(heh heh) said that room 103 had a window that we could listen and see what's going on. Gary: Uh, Brock, I'm not really intrested in seeing that right now, if you know what I mean.
B: Oh yea. Oops. Well the room's right over here.
They crept to the window and listened. Ash's mom looked in for a second, and Ash was still half clothed, fishing the condoms from his bag, and Misty was waiting in the bed.
Voice 1(Ash): Misty, I love you so much.
Voice 2(Misty): I love you too, Ash.
A: What if this is our last time?
M: It might be. Make it memorable.
The spys outside could hear the sound of the bed squeak, indicating Ash had gotten into the bed. There were a few minutes of no speaking before Misty talked.
M: (gasp) Oh, Ash (gasp) I love you so much (gasp) How will I ever live without you?
A: I love you to Misty, but maybe it wasn't meant to be.
(outside)
Ash's mom: (whispering) I can't believe we're just listening out here when my only son is doing this! I'm going in!
Misty's Sister #1: You can't do that-that's...gross. I'd at least wait till they're...done.
Gary: Yea. I would too. Hey, where's Brock and Lanore?
Misty's Sister #2: Oh, they went into the Motel to get a room. But hey, they're engaged.
Ash's mom: I cannot sit here and listen to Ash and Misty have sex! I'm going in! Period!
Before anyone could stop her, she ran to the front of the building. She went in, snuck by the front desk, and ran down the hall. She got to the door and opened it, using the emergency key she found at the desk.
Ash's mom: Aha!
Two startled, embarassed people looked to the door. But they weren't Ash and Misty.
Ash's mom: Oh Professor Oak, Nurse Joy, I'm so sorry, wrong room!
She closed the door, her face red, and hoped she would ever have to see that much of the professor again. She walked to the next door, 103.
Ash's mom: Aha!
Misty: Eeek!
Ash: MOM! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE BUSY!
Ash's mom: That's exactly why I'm here, mister. You're coming with me!
Ash: Mom-
Ash's mom: NOW!
Ash: Jeez! Let me put some clothes on!
Ash's mom: Oh, yes, sorry. I won't look.
She turned around while Ash got dressed.
Ash: Mom, I really can't believe you invaded my privacy like this!
Ash's mom: YOUR PRIVACY! ASH, YOU'RE 14!
Ash then noticed Misty, who was crying in the bed. He went to comfort her.
Ash: Misty, It'll be alright. Don't cry.
Ash's mom was watching the scene, how Ash comforted Misty, and kissed her, and held her, and she realized that they do love each other. But they still had no right to do what they did.
Ash's mom: Ash, we need to talk.
Ash: I know. I'm sorry, okay? It's just, we are so in love, we have such passion for each other, and I guess it just was overpowering.
Just then Lanore rushed in (in her lingerie, no less), followed by Brock.
L: I'm so sorry. I cant' help but feel responsible for all this.
Ash's mom: How would you be responsible for my fourteen-year-old son having sex behind my back?
L: It's just that, before I got here, you guys were all just like little kids on some pokémon quest. Now I'm here, and we're all in heated relationships. Even Jesse and James have taking a serious liking to each other!
B: The only one who is suddenly alone is Gary. Hey, Gary, You used to have all the ladies.
Gary: Yeah, but then I realized I was gay.
B: Oh, ok.
Ash's mom: Well, let's all go home. I'm still mad, but my throat hurts too much to yell anymore. And Ash, you're not off the hook yet.
A: Yes mommy.
M: (putting on her clothes) Well, this has been some night.
All: Yea.
B: Well, Lanore and I are gonna head home. See you all soon!
All: Bye.
Gary: Actually, I gotta go too. Tracey's waiting for me at my place(wink wink) Gotta go!
So the rest walked home in silence, Ash and Misty at the back, holding onto each other for dear life. When they all arrived at the Ketchum residence, Meowth was at the door.
Ash's mom: Meowth? Why are you here?
Meowth: Oh, Jessie and James kicked my out for a while. They said somethin' like "You're too young to see this" or somethin.
Ash's mom: Oh, I see. Well, you can come in.
Everyone was drinking tea, and then they heard noises outside.
Jessie: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, CALLING ME THAT? JERK! THAT'S THE LAST TIME I GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB! OH, YOU'RE PROBALLY DRUNK TO REMEMBER IT ANYWAY!
Ashs' mom ran to the window.
Ash's mom: DO YOU MIND? THERE ARE CHILDREN IN HERE!
Ash and Misty looked at each other. Children? Not a chance.

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