IF I WERE SANZO FOR A DAY . . . . . .
Me- hello again!
Me- That? AGAIN! Anyway, this is one god damn funny. . .thing we came up with on the bus. . . . . . .uh. . . . .ON WITH THE FIC!
Maddie- APPLE PIE!
Me- . . . . . . . .?
". . . Listen, Mr. High And Mighty!"
"Shut up you damn Kappa! You do not know what it's like to be sanzo!"
"Well, what's it like, Mr. Sanzo!"
"Now, now, gentlemen," Hakkai said with a smile. Goku ran over to the group.
"Hey guys!" he said. "I got bored and your little argument gave me a idea! I made a list of 'what I would do if I were sanzo for a day'!"
"What the hell?" Sanzo said.
"You stupid ape," Gojyo said. "What would you do as sanzo?"
"HERE YA GO!" Goku said handing the list to Hakkai. It said,
1. Make everyone bring me FOOD!
2. Have a BIG festival with lots of food!
3. Make Gojyo be my personal slave!
4. Get the respect I deserve!
5. MORE GOD DAMN FOOD!
6. Make Sanzo get rid of that god damn fan!
"Very, very nice," Hakkai said. "You didn't misspell anything!"
". . . . . . . . . . . . ."
"PERSONAL SLAVE?" Gojyo shouted. "WHY YOU LITTLE-!"
"I can dream can't I!" Goku shouted.
"What a gay list, ya stupid monkey! I CAN BE A BETTER SANZO!"
"YOU ASSHOLES!" Sanzo shouted. "YOU COULDN'T HANDLE BEING A SANZO FOR ONE DAY!"
"YOU WANNA BET!" Gojyo shouted.
"YEAH!" Goku shouted. ". . . .wait. . . .what are we doing?"
"You dick head," Gojyo said. "We are betting that we can be a sanzo for a full day and not screw up and prove to him it is a piece of cake!"
"Right. . . . ." Goku said.
"Fine," Sanzo said. "Starting tomorrow you, Goku, will take my place."
"Does that mean I get the gun!" Goku said.
"Hell no," Sanzo said.
"What about the-."
"NO!" Sanzo said. "YOU ARE NOT HAVING THE FAN!"
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe," Goku said. "BOO HISS!"
"Why does he get to go first?" Gojyo asked.
"Because you're a bitch and a pervert," Sanzo said.
"Grr," Gojyo said.
"This is going to be very interesting," Hakkai said.
"Well, you get to go to!" Goku said.
"Can Hakkai be sanzo for a day!" Goku said.
"Three days not being sanzo?" Sanzo said. "Great. . . . . ."
"Me? Sanzo for a day?" Hakkai said.
"Tomorrow I am a sanzo!" Goku said. "Now I need robes in my size. . ." Goku looked through Sanzo's many clothes and found robes that were to small for Sanzo, but just his size ((they are from when sanzo was younger)). Goku then grabbed the crown and placed it on his head.
"YAY!" he said.
"The bet starts tomorrow," Sanzo said. "SO PUT MY STUFF BACK YOU STUPID MONKEY!"
"Yes sir!" Goku said.
Me- that was just a intro okay?
Maddie- YOU BEET YOUR BIPPY!
Me- WTF? Wait. . . .Mr. Davis says that. He's our social studies teacher, just for the record.
Maddie- and to this day, I have no clue what a bippy is, and neither does Mr. Davis.
Me- ((eye twitch)) please review before Maddie goes insane!
Maddie- it's a little to late for that. . . . .but I still don't know what a bippy is. . . . . . . . . . . . . .