Disclaimer: I don't own. You no sue. K?
Author's note: This idea came from the broken desk joke at the Sheppard/Weir ship thread at Gateworld. Somehow I don't think this is what they had in mind…
"You broke it!" Elizabeth Weir exclaimed in disbelief.
"Correction." John Sheppard smirked. "We broke it. I guess it couldn't withstand out weight."
Elizabeth stared at the ruins that were once her desk. She scowled. "If you had just held my waist like I told you to!"
John looked down. "I was distracted…"
"My life is in your hands and you were distracted!" She exclaimed in disbelief.
"Well when a beautiful woman tells me to hold her waist then puts her breasts in my face it's kind of distracting!"
Elizabeth stared at him, blushing. "John Steven Sheppard that was completely inappropriate!"
John smirked and looked at her. "The next time you need to change a light bulb in your office…Get a ladder." He then walked out.
"What about my desk!" She called after him.