Once upon a time there was a man named Danny. One day Shirlena came to visit him.

"Hey Danny, I want you to watch this."

"WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK!"

"I don't have a dick you prick!"

"OSH PISS! BITCH, FUCK YOU! MY ASS!"

"Just watch the goddamn tape!"

"SORRY!"

And she put the tape in the VCR and Danny watched it. When it was over he was drooling. Then the phone rang.

"DAMMIT! NOW I GOTTA ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE! Piss."

"Seven days."

"WHAT THE FUCK! HOLY PISS! ASS! ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME!"

The person on the other end cleared their throat.

"SEVEN DAYS"

"MY TITS!"

"Oh fuck this!"

Then the TV turned on and a little girl slowly made her way out of it.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? YOU SEE THIS SHIT?"

Shirlena quickly ran out. Then the little girl climbed out.

"HOLY PISS! WHAT THE FUCK! BALLS! WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU PISS ON THE FLOOR! TITS! BOB SAGET!"

Slowly the girl walked towards him until she reached him.

"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORUPINES BALLS! THEY ARE SMALL AND DON'T GIVE A SHIT! AND BECAUSE OF THAT YOU SHOULDN'T KILL ME FAGGOT!"

The phone rang and he answered it, "FUUUUUCK! THIS LITTLE GIRL CAME AND PISSED ON MY FLOOR! TITS!"

But before he could finish his yelling he was dead, frozen in the pose that every enjoys as the TourettesGUY symbol.

The End.