My Third Fic…
My first Christmas Fic that was written in 2005. XD
Summary: (SasuNaru) Naruto was having problem finding a present for Sasuke. However, little did he know that the Uchiha only wanted him for Christmas. Then Kakashi came to the rescue! But umm…it was not what Naruto had expected to be.
Warning: This is a yaoi (boy x boy) fic. If you don't like it, then don't read it. Don't say that I didn't warn you because I don't want any FLAMING. All flames will be ignored.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. It belongs to Masashi Kishimoto sensei!
Curse You Kakashi!
At Naruto's apartment…
"Damn it! Why does that bastard's present always have to be the hardest one to buy! AND TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY!" The 18 year old blonde screamed aloud in frustration.
He had spent the whole week preceding Christmas hunting for everyone's present. He had gotten all of them except for one person's - Uchiha Sasuke. Among everyone's presents, Sasuke's was the hardest one to get.
Awww…What am I going to do? There's no way I can get him anything by today. Moreover tonight's the Christmas party at Sakura's place and I don't have anything to give him…
Naruto finally flopped down on his bed and looked up at the ceiling, damn was he really tired. He hadn't slept at all last night. He had been busy pacing around his room the whole night thinking of a way to get Sasuke's present by tomorrow morning. However there was nothing he could think of. He sighed sadly.
In previous years, he had still somehow been able to get the Uchiha's presents for Christmas. But somehow, this year, he had run out of ideas.
Naruto groaned. He wasn't in any mood for visitors now.
"Alright! Alright! I'm coming!" He shouted grumpily.
He got up from his bed to answer the door. There in the doorway stood a grinning silver-haired jounin.
At the Uchiha Mansion…
"Those stupid fangirls! Why do they keep giving me presents when I don't want them!" Sasuke growled angrily as he threw all his fangirls' presents into the garbage bin.
It was the same thing every year. They give, he throws. In fact, he loathed their presents a lot because there were no deep meanings to them, but just their sickening confessions of puppy love for him. It only made him even more annoyed because it showed that no one understood him.
The only one who understood him and treated him like a normal person, not some high-and-mighty Uchiha was Naruto. He loved the presents his dobe gave to him because beyond the presents were sincere gifts of care and friendship. However…those presents… were not what he wanted. He wanted something that would make him the happiest Uchiha that had ever lived. And that was…Naruto himself.
He didn't know how long ago it was when he found that he had these intense feelings for the blonde. But whenever he saw the jinchuuriki, the sharingan user's heart would start beating rapidly and he would have a hard time restraining himself from jumping on and ravishing the cute blonde on the spot. Also, lately he had been having wet dreams about the blonde and it was driving him nuts! He wasn't sure how much longer he could control himself.
Sasuke then took out a small black-wrapped present from his pocket and looked at it determinedly.
Today… I'm going to confess everything to him and this time I won't hold anything back.
He placed the present back in his pocket and rested his head against the couch. Slowly, he closed his eyes and drifted into a dream.
A vision of a naked, sweaty and panting cute blonde appeared underneath him. Those beautiful blue orbs looking at him innocently. He was aroused just by the sight. He couldn't resist himself, could do nothing but lower his head to meet his blonde's soft lips. Slowly, the blonde mewled as they began their heated kiss. Sasuke's hands roamed all over the slim body making the blonde moan with pleasure. His manhood became even harder. As he was about to move further down…
Sasuke suddenly jumped forward in alarm and banged his head hard on the table.
WHAT THE FUCK! Who the HELL dares to ring my doorbell at this moment! DAMN IT! Just as it was getting better! And I'm still hard! DARN! Whoever was ringing my doorbell is really gonna pay for this!
He cursed inwardly while nursing the bump on his head. He got up and answered the door. He swung the door opened and yelled at that person furiously.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?"
Sasuke gritted his teeth and clenched his fist tightly. He was about to punch the daylights out of the grinning jounin until Kakashi pulled out an orange box with a blue ribbon and handed it to Sasuke. Sasuke took the box and looked at it curiously. Before he could even ask, Kakahi answered him.
"It's from Naruto and Merry Christmas!" With that, he disappeared with a poof of smoke.
Sasuke didn't miss the glint in the jounin's eye. But, he decided to ignore it and went back into the house.
He sighed as he slammed the door shut but his heart was pounding happily. The present was after all from his cutie Naruchan! He put it slowly and tenderly on the table. But still, something was bothering him …
I wonder…why on earth is Kakashi giving it to me instead of Naruto himself? Hmm… maybe he's too shy to give it me. Nah…he's never shy about anything. Or maybe he's busy preparing for the Sakura's Christmas Party. Yeah, that could be it.
Suddenly the box shook. Sasuke startled and eyed the box suspiciously.
"What the hell?"
The box shook again.
Sasuke picked the box up and examined it. He noticed a small hole on each of the sides. He slowly untied the blue ribbon around it. As he was about to lift the box cover, suddenly a small yellow head popped out!
Sasuke stared at it with awe. It was a baby fox with big blue eyes and yellow fur.
It's so ADORABLE! Not as adorable as my Naru-chan but its still adorable!
He picked the baby fox up and put the box on the table. He noticed that around its neck was a black collar with an Uchiha emblem in the front. He also spotted something written in silver around it.
Property of Uchiha Sasuke.
He sighed. If only the collar was on Naruto. That would be even better.
Sasuke looked at his present lovingly and cuddled the baby fox closer to his chest. It was really cuddly. The kit however was trying to wriggle out of his arms.
Eeeeewwww! Why the hell is that bastard cuddling me! DAMN THAT KAKASHI! Once I turn back I'm so gonna kill him! ARGHH! Why did I even agree with him in the first place! This was not what I wanted!
"What do you want Kakashi?" Naruto asked moodily.
Kakashi pretended to sob, "It that the way you greet your teacher on Christmas Day? I'm hurt."
Naruto rolled his eyes.
"(Sigh) Seriously what do you want?" Naruto groaned.
"Oh…? Having problems getting Sasuke's present?"
"EH? How did you know?" Naruto asked in surprised while Kakashi just grinned. Naruto then glared at the jounin.
"Did Iruka sensei tell you about it?"
Naruto knew that Kakashi had been together with Iruka for the past three 3 years. But he still didn't like the pervert being near with his favourite sensei.
Kakashi mentally sweatdropped.
"Ma…Ma… that's not important. More importantly, how are you going to get Sasuke's present? Today is Christmas you know."
Naruto suddenly remembered that fact and shrugged sadly. Kakashi put a comforting hand on his shoulder.
"Well, how about if I help you get him one?" Kakashi offered. Naruto lit up.
"REALLY? HOW? HOW?" The fox-boy started jumping excitedly.
Kakashi smiled mischievously under the mask. He then held a yellow pill out in front of him. Naruto stopped jumping and looked at it curiously.
"What's with the pill?"
"Just eat this pill, and you'll know." Naruto eyed the jounin suspiciously.
"Sasuke's present of course. Or unless you want to face him empty-handed?"
Is this some kind of a joke? But then, I definitely don't want to see him empty handed. He's my best friend! And I want to give him the best present ever! (Sigh) Guess… I've got no other choice.
"Fine. Give it to me"
"No 'please'?" Kakashi teased him.
Naruto just snatched the pill and plopped it into his mouth. It tasted horrible. So he just swallowed it.
After awhile, he felt something weird stirring inside him, like something was burning in his stomach. He clutched his stomach in pain. Everything seemed to be spinning around him. He became dizzier and dizzier, and finally he passed out.
When he woke up, he found everything was ……HUGE! His eyes widened in fear and he started calling for Kakashi. He then froze at the sound of his own voice. Instead of the word Kakashi, a yipping sound came out.
Suddenly he felt his body lifted from behind. He began to panic and started to wriggle. He immediately stopped when he saw Kakashi's face in front of him. But something was wrong. Why was Kakashi's head so big?
Kakashi grinned. "Awwww… How cute! You should look at yourself Naruto."
Cute? What the hell is he talking about? What's going on here? What did he do to me!
Kakashi carried him to the mirror in the bathroom. Naruto's eyes became even wider when he saw his reflection. He… was… a baby fox!
WHAT THE FUCK! T-That pervert just turned me into a BABY FOX! But damn, I do look really cute though...
GAAHH! NO! NO! I want to turn back to my original form! GOD DAMN IT KAKASHI! TURN ME BACK!
Kakashi chuckled when he saw Naruto's reflection growling and yipping at him in the mirror. Oh, he can't get any cuter than this! Kakashi then took out an orange box from his jacket and dumped Naruto in it.
OH NO! What is he doing now? Why is he putting me in a box?
Naruto began yipping and tried to jump out of the box but was held down by Kakashi. Kakashi then took out a black collar from his pocket and fastened it around Naruto's neck. After that, he swiftly put the box cover on and tied a blue ribbon around it tightly to secure it. The box continued to rumble in his hand.
He's definitely going to get tired after awhile. Kakashi thought. He held out a Christmas card and stuck it on to the box. He grinned at his work.
"Now to hand this over to Sasuke! Oh, this year's Christmas will be a most interesting one! HoHoHoHo!" He then teleported his way to the Uchiha Mansion.
Yup, Naruto was seriously going to kill the jounin once he'd returned to his human form.
"My…my… You are an active one, aren't you?" Just like him. Sasuke held the kit in front of him and smiled warmly. (He smiles? O.o)
"Are you hungry?" He asked the kit. Naruto stopped his wriggling and looked at the Uchiha in surprise.
Oh my god! He's smiling! Since when does he smile or even care! But seriously… he looks really handsome. He should smile more often.
…… ACK! What the hell am I saying! He's not handsome at all! He's an arrogant bastard who thinks he's almighty and so cool! Tsk, I wonder why those girls go after this SEX-GOD! What's so great about him!
Wait…I didn't just say that did I? Oh my god. Am I attracted to him too? NOOOOOO! I'M NOT GAY! I'M STRAIGHT for God's sake! There's no way I'm attracted to him!
While Naruto was busy arguing about his sexuality inwardly, he didn't notice that the Uchiha was making his way towards the fridge to take out a bottle of milk.
Naruto immediately snapped out of his reverie when he felt cold air against his fur. He shivered.
He looked on at the Uchiha taking out the bottle of milk and closing the fridge. He also noticed that Sasuke was cradling him gently with one hand. It felt nice and warm. Somehow he felt like he was being comforted and protected as well.
Sasuke then walked towards kitchen drawers and opened one of it to take out the saucer. After that they went his bedroom. When he saw the room, Naruto was overwhelmed by the sheer size of it.
Wow! This must be his room! It's HUGE! It's twice as big as my entire apartment! Lucky Bastard!
Sasuke put the kit down. Naruto was slightly disappointed when he felt the warmth disappear. Sasuke slowly poured the milk into the saucer and pushed the little plate towards Naruto.
"Here you go."
Naruto looked at him curiously. He had never seen this side of Sasuke before. Anyway, he was very hungry as he hadn't eaten his breakfast yet. He lapped up his milk hungrily. Inwardly, he was hoping that Sasuke would serve him ramen instead.
Sasuke smiled. The baby fox really did resemble his Naruto alot. Those blue eyes and yellow fur. Even their characteristics were similar.
Naruto finished his milk in a minute's time and looked pleadingly at Sasuke for more. Sasuke smirked and poured the remaining milk from the bottle into the saucer. Yup, the kit definitely resembles Naruto.
Once Naruto had polished the whole saucer clean, Sasuke took the saucer away and went downstairs to wash up. Naruto took this time to explore the whole room.
Now is the right time to find some clues regarding what he wants for Christmas. Oooo… and maybe some blackmail materials too! Hehe!
Naruto snickered evilly. He scanned through the room slowly and spotted a black box under the bed. Whoohoo! JACKPOT! THE FIRST CLUE!
He ran under the bed and pushed the box out. Slowly, he tilted the box and out came a pile of photographs, scattering all over the floor.
Naruto took a peek at one of the photographs. He froze. His blue eyes were as big as the saucer he had drunk from just now while his fur was standing on end. Naruto quickly glanced through all the photographs; all of them featured the same person.
And that person was……him.
Next chappie will be a lemon one! So look forward to it! XD