Unexpected Consequences

Disclaimer: I do not own anything that has to do with 'Naruto'… sadly.

Author's note: This is what I do when I have nothing better to do. It's all for my amusement. Don't like it? I don't want to hear it. Like it? Let me know!


"Umm… Sasuke?"

"Yeah."

"Would you… like to go out tonight? Like go get something to eat?"

"I'm busy."

"Well how about tomorrow?"

"Busy."

"Day after?"

"…"

"Day after that?"

"Fine."

"Really?"

"Don't make me change my mind."

"Oh, o-of course…"

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Scoll1: Ramen and Rotten Eggs

Sakura's POV:

Yes! Yes! YES!

Today is the best day of my life! Well, in a few days will be the best day of my life. I'm going on a date with Sasuke! YES! I knew that wearing that faint perfume would make him crawl down on his knees, 'Oh Sakura! How I love you so!' That perfect rose scent typically made him fall in love with me over and over! Soon enough, nothing will separate us. Not even that Ino will stop us!

"Yes… not even that bitch!"

"What bitch?"

Snapping me out of my glory, I quickly turned to see my sensei, calm and collected like always.

"Kakashi-sensei?"

"You seem surprised to see me."

Well of course I am surprised! Kakashi-sensei is always late! He's always late for everything, from class to our 'secret meetings'. Tonight wasone of those'lets go party and not tell anyone else'nights, where we all –Kakashi-sensei, Sasuke, Naruto and myself- drank 'till we passed out (mostly just Naruto). Although I only go because Sasuke does, it usually ends up with him beating the crap out of Naruto anyways. You think I would give up the chance to see Naruto pounded into the ground? I think not.

Kakashi-sensei continued to lean up against a tree behind where I was sitting, his eyes –well, eye- scaled over me.

"So what's with the use of foul language? I haven't heard you call Naruto a bitch before."

He chuckled at this.

"Although he sure can act like one."

Now that I though about it, Naruto was sort of a bitch. But, I didn't want to answer his question none the less, so I changed the topic without hesitation.

"Say sensei, why are you here so early?"

Kakashi looked rather confused at this.

"I'm early?"

"Yeah, like 45 minutes."

"That answers why the boys aren't here yet. I guess I had nothing better to do."

"You should try having 'nothing better to do' when we actually need you to be here on time."

"What can I say? I'm a busy man."

Sure, like reading thoseperverted novels.

That gave me an idea.

Since Kakashi-sensei reads all those lovey-dovey books, he would know how to make a perfect date, right? All I would have to do is ask him for some pointers so that my date with Sasuke will go as smooth as butter… or silk… either way. But then again, I don't want to seem desperate. I'm not desperate!

"Is something bothering you, Sakura? You seem a little overexcited."

Noticing that I was acting strangely, I put on my sweetest smile and said,

"Of course not!"

That just made him suspect more and he looked at me curiously. I ignored him and pictured myself sitting with Sasuke, sharing a romantic candle-lit dinner. I felt my face burn up as I thought this.

"Let me guess, Sasuke?"

I shot him a look. Did he know? Is Sasuke already spreading the news? He must be proud of our date… how sweet! Then I remembered how I was acting. Was it that obvious? Do I actually act like this? I really am a fool, embarrassing myself like this. Even Kakashi knows when I think of Sasuke. But then again, thats not surprising. He is Kakashi. Now that I think of it, Kakashi is always the first to notice when something is on my mind. Even the littlest of things, that's why I kinda made it a ritual to go to him when I need to talk to someone, or just talk altogether. I would never do that with Naruto, yuck! And Sasuke wouldn't care less about what I thought.
No! I mustn't think of it like that! Besides, I have a date with Sasuke. My life-long dream is to come true!

As my emotions were bouncing back and forth, Naruto entered like always, him crashing into the bench to find a spot beside me. Regularly, Kakashi was beside me. But now, he seemed to stay far away...

"Hi Sakura!"

Naruto inched closer to me on the bench. The stench of ramen and rotten eggs made me quickly jump off the seat, getting as far away as possible.

"Naruto, you stink!"

"I do not!"

I let out a squeak as a familiar form silently walked towards us.

"Sasuke!"

Ignoring me, he sent a disgusted look in Naruto's direction.

"You smell horrible."

"I DO NOT!"

As they started their argument, Kakashi began strolling towards our hangout.

"Since we're all here, we might as well go."

We all nodded and followed.

"I do not smell…"

"Shut up, Naruto!"

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Kakashi's POV:

I decided I would be early tonight, mostly because I was bored, hardly the fact that I wanted to baby-sit the 'kids' longer. Although I can't say that I don't enjoy spending time with them, I just know that the next morning I'll wake up to either a huge mess, or a huge mess with 3 teenagers buried somewhere in it. Plus the fact that we have lessons the next day and hangovers knocking on our sculls.
Seeing these kids together is rather amusing though, the idiotic Naruto and the mysterious Sasuke sure like to bat it out, and Sakura is known to chatter on and on about anything that's on her mind. Through Naruto's and Sasuke's ignorance, Sakura still seems to liven up the room. She may be short-tempered and her childish crush on Sasuke can get bothersome, but she is very cunning and I enjoy having long conversations with her.

As she skipped up and sat down, I hid in the shadows, just interested what she does when no ones around. Twiddling her fingers nervously –a trait she is known for when she is thinking about something foolish-, she hummed a sweet tune, and in the dim moonlight she looked striking.

Stop it Kakashi. She is an innocent teenaged girl.

"Yes… not even that bitch!"

I take that back.

"What bitch?"

I decided to step out of the shadows, hoping not to alarm her too much, and too make sure that she didn't know that I was spying on her.

"Kakashi-sensei?"

Sakura turned around squinting a bit, trying to make out my form I guess. Her voice expressed that she was definitely shocked to find me here.

"You seem surprised to see me."

Her eyes widened as she went into a daze, so I leaned up against the tree trunk, waiting. After a while I gave up, so I said,

"So what's with the use of fowl language? I haven't heard you call Naruto a bitch before, although he sure can act like one."

Sakura grinned at this, and I regret saying it in the first place.

"Say sensei, why are you here so early?"

I decided to play along that I didn't know.

"I'm early?"

"Yeah, like 45 minutes." She said, glancing down at her watch.

"That answers why the boys aren't here yet. I guess I had nothing better to do."

"You should try having 'nothing better to do' when we actually need you to be here on time." Her voice was quiet and distant.

"What can I say? I'm a busy man."

Yeah, such a busy-busy man.

Sakura sat there and went through a slide show of different expressions; Annoyed, concentrated, furious, and then determined. She seems to do that a lot, like she's over looking something. The girl never had it good at masking her feelings.

"Is something bothering you, Sakura? You seem a little overexcited."

She seemed shocked at first, but turned and gave me the sweetest smile; one that was too fake to be considered beautiful.

"Of course not!"

Now that wasn't like the Sakura I know. Unless Sasuke just happened to be behind me, of course he wasn't, so I was rather puzzled. I saw her face; a shade of pink darker than her own hair. Now I knew.

"Let me guess, Sasuke?"

She was traumatized… for a mere second. Now she was determined again, and clenched her fist proudly. I was about to say more, or resume my spot beside her. But something stopped me, something that made me realize why she was like this. Sakura and Sasuke are together now. I should be happy but…

"Hi Sakura!"

"Naruto, you stink!"

"I do not!"

Naruto's here.

"Sasuke!"

"You smell horrible."

"I DO NOT!"

Sasuke's here. Everyone is here now. Time to go bare the night.

"Since we're all here, we might as well go."

I started walking, with 'my kids' right behind me, energetic as always.

"I do not smell…"

"Shut up, Naruto!"

Looks like another sleepless night ahead of me.


Tada! First chapter done! Please review... its not that great, for it is 4 in the morning.
I should go to bed now...