A/N: This one took a bit of preparation, so hopefully your satisfied! Seto Kaiba and Slade Princeton. Enjoy!

I walked onto the set late for a change. The crowd seemed restless. I decided - what couldn't a few melons do? So I chucked them at them, and they decided to shut up. Hooray! "Ok, Welcome to Know Your Stars YGO GX! Well, here's your first contestant for today's show. Seto Kaiba, who took some time out of his busy schedule to sit in this chair and be insulted. But he doesn't know that! On with the show!" Seto gradually walked onto the stage with the usual look in his eye.

"So do I sit here, or what?" he gave me a skeptical, although ominous, look.

"Well, any idiot with half a brain would know that. So sit down and let the show begin, Ego head – err… I mean, Sit down and let the show begin. Bye!" I ran off the stage escaping Kaiba's wrath.

"Know your 'stars'… Seto Kaiba… His deck is so bad, he could never beat Joey Wheeler in a duel…"

"Oh please don't even get me fucking started on Joey. He's so lame; the weakest monster in my deck could beat him. So don't make me laugh. He duels like bull."

"Apparently, you duel worse! Hah! Know your stars… Seto Kaiba… He was paid to advertise for the rubber chicken costume ad and he accepted to do it…"

He clenched his fist. "Don't you dare make a fucking other smartass comment about me, you hear me, bitch? I'll put you in a world of hurt ya' pile of shit! And no, I wasn't ever paid to do something like that! And I never damn would! YOU HEAR ME!"

"Who CAN'T hear you? You always scream! Know your stars… Seto Kaiba… If he were less rich his ego head might actually look a decent size…"

"I DON'T HAVE AN EGO HEAD! AND I'LL NEVER BE LESS RICH! I OWN THIS LITTLE ACADEMY! DO YOU KNOW HOW EASILY IT WOULD BE FOR ME TO JUST TEAR IT DOWN? I KEEP UP YOUR ATTITUDE AND I WILL!" He was steaming. What do you expect from Kaiba?

"I'm not afraid of you, money-boy!"

"I summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon! Kill the bastard, little buddy."

"Uh…now you know…Seto Kaiba. Now spare me and I won't…I dunno just spare me!" He held back on the attack and returned Blue Eyes to where it belonged.

"Alright. I'm out of here." He got up and walked away quietly. Once he left, everyone burst into laughter.

AFTER SETO KAIBA LEFT…

After Seto Kaiba left, we were all awaiting Slade Princeton. He would be a riot! Now if he'd just show up…

HOURS LATER

"WHERE THE HELL IS SLADE?" I screamed in confusion. "He's ruining the show!" Finally, he walked into the room only to say, "Look announcer guy, don't try to fool ME. I know all about your retarded show and how you insulted Chazz. Well that was funny. Anyway, I'm not going to stick around for it got that? Good." He walked away and I steamed. "You…BASTARD! He ruined the funny!" The crowd, disappointed, got up and left. "What an interview…" I shook my head and walked off.

"Now you know…Slade is a bastard…."

A/N: Well, that's it for this chappy! I know it was really short. Hah, Slade ruined it. What a bastard! So next is Bastion…and who? I need suggestions so the next chapter is funny! This one wasn't funny! It's DISAPPOINTING! But I had to leave it short and that was the only way… Meh, Kaiba wasn't even good. Well, bye. Suggestions…Suggestions…please?