I got bored...so I made this. And yea, it's really short lol. Oh well!

Disclaimer: I sooo wish I owned Naruto.


"Sakura-san! My flower of youth! Go out with me, neh?

Sakura inwardly twitched when he grabbed onto her wrist. "Er...Lee, I'm kinda busy. Tsunade-shishou and I have to train later on."

God, she wanted to get away from him. She swore those eyebrows were moving of their own record.

Somewhere else, a certain Uchiha was hidden behind a bush, watching the whole scene play before him.

His eyes were threatening to turn Sharingan, due to the lack of calm he had left. His fists clenched and unclenched; determining whether or not to pummel that fuzzy eyebrows freak to oblivion.

That guy was just asking for his funeral to come early.

Don't you dare lay a hand on her! Stay away from her, you freak! Sasuke tried his best to stay calm. His breaths came out in ragged gasps. Stay calm...Stay calm...

"But, Sakura-san! Just one date!" He pulled the girl closer to him.

That freak will die! ...I'll kill him! He's... Sasuke inhaled, then exhaled deeply...trying to keep his cool composure. Stay calm! Damnit all! Stay. Calm.

"Lee, I really have to go now. Can you please let go of me now?"

"Not until you go on a date with me, Sakura-san." He grinned.

This guy was really getting on his nerves. Hell, she already said no to him! Did this guy ever give up?

"Tsunade-shishou will get mad if I'm late..."

"Then a quick kiss will do."

What the hell! Don't. You. Even. Dare.

Lee neared her face...

THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU! YOU'RE GOING DOWN FREAK!

He stood; his eyes a piercing red glare.

I'm...

Going...

To...

Kill...

YOU!

He clenched his fist, and prepared on delivering a mighty punch to his sorry face.

DIE YOU FUZZY EYEBROWS FREAK!

Lee collided with a tree, causing him to loose conciousness.

Too bad Sasuke wasn't done yet...

SMACK!

BAM!

BOOM!

BANG!

Lee was left in a bloody heap on the ground.

I told you not to touch her!

She's MINE!

"...Sasuke-kun?"


Whoo! Was this a good one-shot? Please tell me it was! Yeah, I know this was a bit non-original, considering how many other people made Sasuke over-protective-over-possessive over Sakura. Oh well!

I'm sorry I 'bashed' Lee in this fic, and made him a bit OOC. Honestly, I have nothing against Lee, but decided to use him in a story, since I'm too lazy to make my own. So, don't get the wrong idea. Just flame my laziness if you must.