DISCLAIMER: I don't own sonic and tails they are owned by Sega…I don't own subway either….they are owned by some guy in a skyscraper wearing a business suit making more money than everyone else. (Or so I'm told)

The Internal Conversation

By KTW

Author's notes: this may seem confusing at first…..but it makes sense later on

this is just great...just great...one minute you have a family that loves you, feeds you, and gives you somewhere too sleep...the next thing you know you're on the

Streets, sleeping in a damp near-too-collapsing box, with the local paper as the only thing close too a blanket, and your wrestling bums too earn enough loose

Change to get a 6 inch BLT at the subway up the road...im so depressed...

Oh shut up would you...you were the one who wanted to join the army in the first place...

I guess your right...though I did make it sound convincing didn't I?

Yeah...I'll admit that much..."come on….lets join the army...we'll see exiting places...meet new and exiting people"

And kill them...

Well you kinda expect that when you join the army don't cha?

Yeah…but I never thought I get put in the front lines…

Stop actin like a girl….your in a war man!...

I got nothing against war….its just I don't like to kill people…….

You kill robots all the time….what's the difference?...

Robots are easily repaired……people aren't…

I bet you won't kill any one while you're here…

Probably not….

Chicken…

Huh….what did you call me…

Chicken….

IM NO CHICKEN……..

Prove it then….

Huh? How….

Look behind you…

Behind me….there's just a group of our enemies….so what…

Well…you're at war with them….

And…

Slaughter them for god's sake….

With what…

OMG…WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING IN YA HANDS……

Huh….my han-…..oh hey…. A machine gun…..how'd this get here…?

You know…for the fastest thing in the world….you sure are a slow thinker….

Huh…..

Don't worry about it…just give it to them guys over there…….

No….I cant…I wont….AND YOU CANT MAKE ME….

HA-HA WANNA BET….

WHADDYA MEAN BY THA-….HEY HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?...HEY PUT MY HANDS DOWN…

.nothing you say or do can make me do that

HEY DON'T AIM MY GUN OVER THERE!...

FOR GOD'S SAKE SONIC…..TELL YOUR CONSCIENCE TO STOP ARGUING AND TO KEEP IT'S VOICE DOWN….IM TRYING TO GET SOME REST……

Sorry tails….see what you did….you woke up tails. He's angry now…

.you started it…

Did not….

Did so…

SONIC!

Hey it's not my fault…it's my conscience he keeps arguing with everything that I say.

Do not

Get out of my head dammit!

That's it im leaving…

Hey tails…don't leave me here alone….what am supposed to do?

I dunno…have a conversation with your self

Wha- oh thanks tails

See ya

Wai- oh great he's gone.

Well then…

DON'T EVEN START YOU…YOU….

What?

….oh I dunno…I can think of any thing at the moment…..im hungry…I need something to eat…

Need something to eat? You've had 3 feet of BLT already!

Hey…ive been workin it off while im here…

The only exercise you get round here is wrestling bums in the abandoned warehouse 2 streets over.

So…its still exercise nonetheless.

Oh god….im bored…lets do something

Like what

Something away from here

Let's go home…

Ok…what do you want to do when we get there…?

I dunno…let's find eggman and kick him in the nuts.

Sounds like a plan…..lets go…

Right on…

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So sonic and his conscience left the battlefield went home, found eggman and kicked him square in nuts.

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Now what….

I dunno…..lets kick egghead in the nuts again.

Ok…but it's my turn this time…

Be my guest

WHAT…… NOT AGAIN……NOOOOOOOOOOO…..AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…..that hurts

Hey good kick

Thanks….uh….what do you want to do now?

Let's go to that new brothel that was built a couple of days ago…

You mean club rouge?

Yeah…that's the one…

Sounds like a plan….lets go…

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So sonic and his conscience left the rolling eggman and went to club rouge and….oh well…you could probably guess the rest for yourself………THE END!

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Author's notes: it's amazing what you can do when you're left in a freezing cold library and have a major sugar high eh readers?

Well….till next time….see ya soon…The Kitsune Warrior.