Author Note: OMG! I'm so sorry for the delay in posting! My Dad installed some anti-virus thing on our computer and I haven't been able to get on the internet since...well not until now blame my dad for that!

Anyways here's the last installment of random stories...once again one of these belongs to Mayuko-Chan (who is a proud member of the spin off of this, which I have yet to please be patient.) And remember, the position is always open for any more fans who want to be, like Mayuko-Chan, a proud character of 'Randomness - The Story!'

So anyways, enjoy this, and for those of you who weren't entirely sure what the last joke of the previous chapter was about, the Doctor will explain all enjoy!


The trio were listening to the radio one day in the control room, Rose doodling in her note book, the Doctor tinkering about as usual, and Jack playing solitaire on the floor.

"Who's this song by?" the Doctor asked as a new song came on and a woman began to sing -

You can try to resist

Try to hide from my kiss

But you know

But you know that you can't fight the moonlight

Rose paused doodling for a moment, listened and then replied "LeAnn Rimes".

"No it doesn't!" Jack exclaimed, then burst out giggling as the other two glared at him.


Rose and Jack were going to a fancy dress party one day and Jack had desided to go as a pirate, while Rose had chosen a french maid's outfit. When they'd met up with each other in the control room, Rose had immediately burst into a fit of giggles that caused the Doctor to look up from his usual place under the TARDIS floor.

"Whats so funny?" he asked as Rose collapsed onto the floor, laughing hysterically.

"Jack...say this," Rose asked, whispering something into his ear. "No actually, don't say it...shout it."

"Why?" he asked confused.

"Please?" she begged with her big puppy dog eyes, so Jack took a deep breath, put on his pirate's hat and then shouted "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!"

The Doctor looked at Jack, suddenly realised what Rose had found so funny, then burst out laughing aswell.

"What's so funny?" Jack asked as he watched them both roll about the floor, clutching their stomaches and laughing hysterically.

"Jack, say this," the Doctor said and he also whispered something to Jack.

"Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest...honestly," he copied with raised eyebrows and this just set Rose off even more.

"Someone tell me whats so damned funny!" he cried.

"Alright, but just say this one last thing first," Rose gasped, wiping a tear from her eye. She whispered something into Jack's ear and he looked at her like she'd gone completely nuts.

"Say it," she urged and her and the Doctor waited expectantly as Jack sighed.

"Fine. You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow...Oh!...Oh that is funny!"

Rose and the Doctor were already rolling about the floor laughing again as it finally dawned on Jack just what they were laughing about.


Why you gotta play that song so loud?

Because we want to! Because we want to!

Why d'you always run around in crowds?

Because we want to! Because we want to!

Why d'you always have to dance all night?

Because we want to! Because we want to!

Why d'you always say what's on your mind?

Because we want to! Because we want to!

Rose was singing in the shower again as the Doctor walked past. This time her song wasn't nearly as bad as the last one...infact it sounded half decent. He pressed his ear to the door and listened for ages as she carried on, apparently oblivious to the fact that he was listening.

"What ya doing?" a voice asked from behind him and the Doctor jumped out of his skin (almost literally). He spun round to find Rose standing behind him.

"How?...How are you?...Who's?...How?...Bloody Hell!" the Doctor exclaimed in shock.

"Oh damn, I left the radio on again," Rose cried as she heard the radio, pushing open the bathroom door.

And that was 'Because We Want To', by Billie Piper the radio DJ said just before Rose flicked it off.

"I'm going mad!" the Doctor muttered as he wandered back towards his room, holding his head.


It was the dead of night, and all was silent, the Doctor's room was enveloped in the inky blackness, uninterrupted until:

"Good morning to you! Good morning to you! We're all in our places! Sunshiny spaces!" Rose's voice echoed through the room.

"Shut up!" interrupted the Doctor, pulling a pillow over his ears.

"But 'tis a lovely morning in the TARDIS, why must thou be such a grumpmeister? Gasp! Is it, forsooth, because you wish to wear a maid's uniform and thus acknowledge your desire for men's romance?" rambled Rose. Clearly she'd been watching another Shakespearean play on her TV and hadn't a clue what she'd just said.

"Shut up! It's-" the Doctor checked his alarm clock, "4:35 in the morning! And why are you even here?"

Rose seemed to ponder this question. "Err… because I'm pretty?"

"Get out!" the Doctor cried, throwing the pillow at Rose, who dodged it in a sudden pirouette.

Rose ran from the room in horror. "Help! The Doctor has murder in his eyes and spinach in his teeth!"

"Fear not Rose, my love! I shall save you from the frightful thing that is the Doctor!" Jack shouted, suddenly running into the room from seemingly nowhere.

"Jack! My heart is beating like an echo pedal in a waffle iron from being in your presence!" Rose replied, holding a hand to her chest.

Clearly they've both been watching too much Shakespeare, The Doctor thought angrily, wishing he hadn't thrown his pillow away because now he had nothing to bury his head under. How can so many people be up at this hour anyway?

There was the sudden sound of footsteps as though in answer to the Doctor's thoughts.

"I'm so sorry, did someone want waffles? I must have wokenlate and didn't get a chance to cook yet, I'll start right away!" said Jackie, dashing down to the kitchen.

"Huh? How the hell did Rose's mum get in the TARDIS?" the Doctor wondered out loud.

"You let her in!" Rickie the Idiot replied, running past his door aswell.

"I might as well get up then," grumbled the Doctor, checking in the mirror if he actually did have spinach in his teeth.


It was midnight (the next day...night, whatever!) and the Doctor suddenly sat bolt upright in bed.

"NOW I GET IT!" he cried. "The Mastercard adds are saying that there are some things you can't buy, but for everything else there's Mastercard...Elvis wasn't even born in 1938...or he wasn't famous or the other...the war was over by 1954, so there was no need to shoot the German planes down...Jack asked about love, not a melon...Happy Birthday is one of those songs where you can insert any name...Phillipe Phillop sounds like flip-flop...Captain Jack is a pirate in Pirates of the Caribbean, and on the beach, Jack was talking about Punch and Judy! Oh man, I'm so clever!"

And with that he drifted off into a dreamland of Daleks being chased by the Tweenies.