Bwahahahaha, lol. I'm just happy that i can finally update and fix spelling mistakes now. I couldn't upload documents for awhile... it made me very sad! Here's the next chapter! Hope you enjoy!


Truth or Dare Maddness


After a very silent and blush-a-thon dinner, the group headed to their lounge. When they entered they realized that they never picked who they'd be sharing rooms with, well, considering that they didn't go to sleep last night. Sakura suggested that we turn off the lights and the first four (Neji, Hinata, Shikamaru, and Sasuke) go into a room. Next they would repeat the process with the next three (Ino, Ten-ten, and Naruto).

They agreed that that was logical. So Sakura turned off the lights making the room pitch black. They all went into a room, but unfortunately Shikamaru tripped over a table and hit the floor.

"How troublesome…" He moaned as he got up while everyone laughed at him.

He ran into one of the rooms and Sakura turned on the lights, which blinded them a bit. She signaled to the three remaining and turned off the lights, and she secretly joined in with their fun. Sakura randomly picked a door and saw that Naruto was heading for it and she shoved him away and he tripped into another room. Once they all were in they slammed the doors and each person turned on the lights in unison.

The next moment the maids could've sworn that hell froze over. When the lights came on in each room almost everyone screamed like there was no tomorrow. All doors swung open and each pair came out. Ino and Shikamaru came out of the first room, their expressions were priceless. Neji and Ten-ten came out of the second room with their mouths dropped open. In the third room was Naruto and Hinata, Naruto didn't care, but Hinata's face was a very bright pink. And lastly, in the fourth room were Sakura and Sasuke. Everyone got the person they least expected.

After a long debated argument, everyone was forced to keep who they got stuck with. It didn't really matter for Sasuke and Sakura; Sakura had her own room which meant that Sasuke got a room to himself. In fact, he had a king sized bed to himself. Naruto and Hinata were the only ones with the two twin beds, and boy, was Hinata happy about that, she had no idea what she would've done if she slept in the same bed as Naruto, heck, she might blow up of blushing too much!

They were all in the lounge in an uncomfortable silence. Naruto was shifting in his chair and he finally got up and ran into the closest bathroom like a wild maniac. From the lounge they were hearing strange noises, mostly Naruto grunting and panting. When Naruto finally came back out he found everyone was rolling on the floor laughing like insane people, clutching their stomachs and trying to either whip away tears or trying to hold themselves up. Naruto cocked his head to the side as if a giant question mark appeared on the side of his head.

It took them about ten minutes to finally stop laughing insanely. Strangely enough, Naruto joined in laughing with them, and he still had no idea why they were laughing. After the laughter, the room was yet again silent in an uncomfortable way. After a few seconds Sakura got up and smiled at the group as she headed toward the door.

"I think I will stop by the library, anyone want to come with me?" Sakura asked.

Sasuke shrugged and walked over to her, "Hn."

"If I stay it might get troublesome." Shikamaru said as he got up.

Neji was quiet as he walked over to Sakura and the others.

"What about you Ten-ten?" Sakura asked.

Ten-ten raised her eyebrow as she looked at Naruto through the corner of her eye, "I think I'll stay so that this stays PG."

With that the four left to the library, leaving three mischievous people and a silent wonder. As soon as the door closed, Ino looked at Naruto and Ten-ten and a smile crept onto their faces.

"Naruto, truth or dare?" Ino devilishly smiled.

"Hmmm… dare! You can't scare me!" Naruto grinned.

"I dare you… to… go with Ten-ten and make it look like there are…"

Over at the library-

As the entered the room they found that there were over 100 bookshelves, each one towered to the ceiling, covered with books. In order to get to the books at the top of shelves, you'd need the tallest ladder available. They were surprised to see so many books in one place. They all walked in, their minds lost within the books.

Sakura waved to them and disappeared and reappeared with a stack of at least ten books. "I love to come here, I still have yet to read all these book" She smiled.

Shikamaru found a dark area and took a nap there. Neji and Sasuke were looking through the book titles, they found some odd ones where they couldn't read it and had Sakura translate… apparently they were inappropriate books, things like, '100 ways to do it' When Sakura read that title she sweat-dropped and told them it said something else.

Sakura was too busy reading her books to notice that all three guys disappeared. When she finally looked up and noticed, she thought that it was odd. She closed her book and got up to look for them. As she walked around the stacks of books she heard chuckling, what she found even odder that it sound like Naruto's but Naruto wasn't anywhere to be found when she saw the three guys.

She approached them silently and looked over their shoulders. Her eyes almost popped out at what they were looking at on the table. It was porn. The guys turned around and saw a blazing Sakura, they sweat-dropped.

"What is that you're reading?" She hissed.

They looked back at the table in confusion and saw a porno book open on the table. Their eyes almost popped out as well. They hadn't been looking at that, heck they didn't even notice that that was out in front of them. They knew that they couldn't get away with it, so they ran.

Back at the lounge-

"I can't believe they fell for it!" Naruto laughed.

They had secretly placed the porno book in front of the three, as it was Ino's dare to Naruto. Ino smirked as she imagined how Sakura would react when she caught them.

Ino's thoughts were cut off when the door slammed open and three guys were standing there glaring at Naruto. They stepped closer to him and he stepped back as he coward away.

Sasuke picked up the book so all could see it, "Naruto, funny how this mysteriously appears in front of us and causes us to get in trouble… especially since it has your name on it!"

After five minutes of beating up Naruto the guys calmed down and sat down with the others as Sakura came into the room and sat with them.

Naruto looked up, "Let's continue our game. Ino, truth or dare?"

Ino twitched nervously, "Truth."

Naruto smiled evilly, "Did you like the sight you saw when Shikamaru was drunk on the roof?"

Shikamaru, yet again, was drinking something and it sprayed all over everyone as Ino quickly said a "yes". Shikamaru stared at her in disbelief.

Ino quickly turned to Ten-ten, "Truth or dare?"

Ten-ten knew to well that if she said truth, she'd had to say who she liked, so instead she went with, "Dare."

Ino leaned toward Ten-ten and whispered something into her ear. Ten-ten's eyes widened and she put her hand up to cover her mouth as she blushed. She frowned and nodded.

Ten-ten turned toward Shikamaru, "Shikamaru, truth or dare?"

Shikamaru knew that either way, it would be bad. "Troublesome… dare."

Ten-ten had a huge smile place on her lips, "I dare you to streak down a street singing the Phantom of the Opera!"

Everyone went silent. Shikamaru got up and everyone followed him to a street. "Should've gone with truth…" he mumbled.

Everyone turned away as he took off his clothes and ran down the street, next thing the group knew they heard:

In sleep he sang to me
In dreams he came
That voice which calls to me
And speaks my name
And do I dream again?
For now I find
The phantom of the opera is there,
Inside my mind

Sing once again with me
Our strange duet
My power over you
Grows stronger yet
And though you turn from me
to glance behind
The phantom of the opera is there
Inside your mind

Those who have seen your face
Draw back in fear
I am the mask you wear

It's me they hear

My/Your spirit and my/your voice
In one combined
The phantom of the opera is there
inside my/your mind

Is that the phantom of the opera?
Beware the phantom of the opera

In all your fantasies you always knew
That man and mystery

Were both in you

And in this labyrinth
Where night is blind
The Phantom of the opera is here/there

Inside my mind

Sing, my Angel of Music!

He's there,
the Phantom of the Opera...

Shikamaru sang both parts and he quickly came back and got back into his clothes as villagers began to come out of their houses to see what the hell was going on. The group sank back to the lounge and laughed as hard as possible while Shikamaru sat there with a pink face, from embarrassment.

When the laughter finally died down Shikamaru turned to Sasuke, "Ok tough guy, truth or dare?"

Sasuke knew that if he said dare, It'd be bad, but if he said truth… then it might worse. "Dare…" he mumbled.

Shikamaru thought about it and then his eyes lit up, "You have to sing 'What you do about me' by M2M."

Everyone gasped, this would surely be interesting.

You gotta let her go, and I know that you agree
'Cause how could this ever start?
If you're afraid to break her heart?
You say you love me so
You have to let her know

All that she wants is you
All that she sees is you
All that you gotta do
It's to set her free
That's what-
That's what-
What you do about me

Love's not an easy thing
Always somebody gets hurt
I know you were meant for me, even though she saw you first
But deal with her honestly
I won't let you cheat with me
I guess you never knew
What you put yourself into

All that she wants is you
All that she sees is you
All that you gotta do
It's to set her free
That's what-
That's what-
What you do about me

We could beautiful
We could be so special
We could be wonderful

All that she wants is you
All that she sees is you
All that you gotta do
It's to set her free
That's what-
That's what-
What you do about me

All that she wants is you
All that she sees is you
All that you gotta do
It's to set her free
That's what-
That's what-
What you do about me

Everyone's mouths dropped open. They were surprised on how his voice was so good, but they were more surprised that he actually KNEW the lyrics! Sasuke sat down and turned away from the gaping people.

"Hey, Neji, truth or dare?" Sasuke asked.

"…" Neji's eye twitched. Truth would be bad, but dare could be worse… was he willing to take the chance? "Dare…?"

Sasuke smirked and he leaned over to Sakura and whispered something into her ear. Sakura stood up and walked out of the room and returned with dark clothes neatly folded so they couldn't tell what they were.

Sasuke leaned over to Neji and whispered something into his ear and pulled away, "He's going to go put these on and…"

Neji's eye twitches as he got up and took the clothes from Sakura and hurried away to the bathroom to change. Sakura walked to the tallest dresser and opened the two biggest cupboards, revealing a TV. and stereo/C.D player. She turned on the C.D. Player, picked out a C.D. and put it in, turning to the right track and pausing it.

"I'm… ready…" Neji said pausing.

Sakura pressed play and quickly sat down to watch the show.

Neji appeared from the bathroom and everyone gaped, Sasuke looked back at Sakura, "YOU have clothes like THAT!" Sakura chuckled, Neji wore a sexy black leather Cat woman suit made of two pieces (a tight halter top shirt and tight ripped black leather pants, and he carried a black leather whip.

I'm too sexy for my love (Neji walked up in front of the others.)
Too sexy for my love (He rubbed his chest hungrily.)
Love's going to leave me (Neji clenches his fists.)

I'm too sexy for my shirt (He tugs at the tight black leather shirt.)
Too sexy for my shirt (He grips the collar of the shirt while swaying his hips.)
So sexy it hurts (Neji rips of the shirt.)

And I'm too sexy for Milan (Neji sways and puts his hand against the side of his head, like a pose. And his hand drops.)
Too sexy for Milan, (He sways again and raises his other hand to the other side of his head, and his hand drops.) New York and Japan (Neji's hips sway as his hands are placed on them.)

And I'm too sexy for your body (Rubs his body greedily.)
Too sexy for you body
The way I'm disco dancing
(Neji does the disco, pointing his finger into the air then down to his hips and repeats.)

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
(Neji walks toward the others like he's on a catwalk.)
On the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
(He turns and walks back to his original position.)

I'm too sexy for my car (He motions like he's washing a car.)
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
(He raises his hand above his eyes as if he were looking far.)

And I'm too sexy for my hat (His hands fly to the top of his head where black cat ears are.)
Too sexy for my hat (He pulls off the ears.)
Whatcha think about that? (Neji steps closer and cracks the whip against the floor.)

And I'm a model, you know what I mean (Sakura, Ten-ten, and Ino ran up to him and joined him.)
And I do my little turn on the catwalk (They walked down the catwalk with sexy and provocative poses and strides.)
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah (Naruto runs up and joins them for the fun of it.)
And I shake my little tush on the catwalk (They all shake their behinds while walking down the catwalk.)
(repeat)

I'm too sexy for my cat (All the girls and acting like cats.)
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
(He takes his tail and swings it.)

And I'm too sexy for my love (Neji gropes his chest.)
Too sexy for my love (He's rubbing his hands hungrily against his body.)
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song. (They all pose like Charlie's Angels)

All those who didn't join in gaped. After that moment everyone except for Neji fell to ground laughing crazily. (I'm sure you'd be too if you saw that!) Neji quickly ran back to the bathroom and changed. Only after the group stopped laughing did he finally come out. They all sat back around the table, wiping away the tears in their eyes.

"Truth or dare Hinata…" Neji mumbled, his face was ridiculously red in embracement

Hinata's face turned red, "T…t…truth…"

Neji raised his brow and thought carefully. "Describe the guy you like."

Hinata's face turned pale then back to tomato red… "W-well, h-he's… n-nice and k-kind t-to p-people… H-h-he's very e-e-energetic and he's a-always t-trying h-his h-h-hardest. He's b-brave and h-he r-really is f-funny."

Hinata's face turned redder than a tomato, while everyone except for than certain blonde person and the other guys stared at her and smirked.

"OKAY! I think that's enough for tonight." Sakura said, trying to save her friend from even more embarrassment.

"Is he older than us?" Neji said darkly, apparently his older brother instincts popped in.

Sakura raised her eye brow, "Not really, he's actually younger than some of us."

"Sakura you know who it is?" Ten-ten gasped.

"Who wouldn't?" Sakura chuckled, "Now let's go to sleep."

They all went into their rooms, blushing all the way on what they did that night, all except for Sakura and Sasuke. They all curled into bed and turned off the lights, letting sleep take over them. Sakura was lying on the comfy couch while Sasuke sat on the ground against the couch on the other end, his back facing Sakura.

Sakura felt nervous sitting in the dark lightless room in silence with Sasuke. "S-so… Don't feel like going to sleep yet?"

"Hn." Sasuke nodded.

Sakura sighed to his not-even-one-word reply. There would never be a time when Sasuke said more than four or five words; maybe he thinks more than four words. But he'd never say an actual sentence of question to me, never.

"Sakura?"

I blinked, that wasn't a full question, "Mm?"

"Never mind."

That also wasn't a full sentence. "Ok."

After a few minutes, "Sakura?"

"Yes?"

Sasuke paused, "Never mind."

Sakura's eye twitched, "Ok."

A few more minutes of silence passed when, "Sakura?"

"YES, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura was starting to get irritated.

He paused again, "Never mind."

Sakura popped, "Damnit man! If you want to say something then just fucking say it already!"

He looked at her amazed that she yelled at him, but he knew she was right. "What is the real reason that you're here?"

Sakura was taken aback, for one thing he actually said a full question, and secondly, she wasn't expecting that. She thought about her answer and concluded that she couldn't tell him yet; she just didn't have the courage to tell him, so again she lied.

"I am here to see my cousin get married of course." Sakura faked a smile; apparently Sasuke bought it for the time being.


Tehehehehe, poor Shikamaru and Neji...lol I'm too sexy for my shirt... too sexy for my shirt... lol please review!