I do not own any of the
Invader Zim characters; the people of Nickelodeon do.
For those of you fan
fiction readers out there who have no clue as to what "Invader Zim"
is, it 's the new cartoon on Nickelodeon, created by Jhonen Vasquez. The
character, and Irken Invader named Zim, was sent to earth by his leaders
"The Almighty Tallest", Red and Purple, Irken Invaders who are taller than
their average height for their kind. They sent Zim down to earth in order to
get rid of him for good. Zim had no
idea on what the "Almighty Tallest" had planned when they sent him to
earth. He thought he was doing his job
by trying conquer the pathetic planet, (Or so he calls it), with his little
robot friend named Gir, who was made by the Tallests for a bit of an amusement to
Zims mission. But Zim is not the only one who knows about his little plan for
conquering earth, for a boy named Dib, who is a Paranormal expert, knows Zim is
an alien and is trying to expose his identity to the world. Dib has a sister
named Gaz, who likes to play video games a lot and hates it when her brother
Dib talks about aliens, for she doesn't care that much about the supernatural.
Invader Zim fans enjoy my story.
By Invader Zimma
was another boring Monday afternoon in Ms. Bitter's class, who was giving a
lecture on World War 2, while Zim fell asleep at his desk. Half way through her
lecture, Zims loud snoring interrupted her. She then took her glass of cold,
icy water and pored it on him, in order to wake him up.
woke up gasping for air shouting, "It wasn't me, it was the WEASELS!!!"
class laughed at Zims little outburst, and then went back to writing their
back Zim," shouted Ms. Bitters, " that's the third time this week, one more
snore out of you and it is ……… DETENTION…"
sure," Zim sarcastically replied.
IT!!" Ms. Bitters shouted.
school, Zim was in the classroom cleaning erasers, while Dib waited in the
bushes for Zim. "Hey Dib," came a voice from behind him.
looked behind him to see Gaz, who was wearing her headphones around her neck
and holding her video game in her right hand. "What are you doing?" she asked.
waiting for Zim, so that way I can…catch him, knock him senseless, put him in a
box full of holes and mail him to the autopsy doctors in Roswell, New Mexico."
Gaz replied with a (like I care) look on her face, "Well, have fun!" she said
as she put her headphones back on and continued playing her video game while
walking home. She was listening to her Walkman so loud, that she was not paying
attention to where she was going, and didn't notice the truck that was heading
right for her.
looked up to see the truck coming straight a Gaz and screamed, "GAZ LOOK OUT!!"
Gaz shouted with a bewildered look. Gaz then saw the truck coming and was
frozen with fear.
truck honked its horn for Gaz to move, but nothing happened. Dib was about to
push his sister out of the street when suddenly a shadowy figure ran out and
grabbed Gaz just before the truck was about to hit her.
the truck passed, and the smoke that fumed out of its tailpipe cleared, an impatient Dib waited, wanting to see, who
saved his sister. Dib was shocked to see, Zim, who was holding Gaz tightly
around the waist.
realizing what he just did, gasped in horror, dropped Gaz and ran home in a
Dib shouted to Zim, but it was too late. Zim was out of sight not hearing Dibs
than ran to his sister, who was laying on the ground in shock, yelling, "GAZ
GAZ, are you okay?"
I think so," Gaz answered rubbing her head. "That was close."
that was," Dib said helping his sister up. Then he thought, "If Zim hated
humans so much, why did he save Gaz?"
back at Zims laboratory, Zim was panicking about what just happened, saying in
a whisper, "Why? Why did I do that? Is it the humans, they must have planted
something in my body, to make me do such a thing, humans, and their pathetic,
senseless emotions, I'll get them for this." In loud voice Zim ordered,"
Computer, do an Immediate x-ray on me, see if you spy anything suspicious."
processing" The computer stated, scanning Zims body, "Results show that there
is nothing in your body sir."
why?????" Zim asked himself.
Zim was trying to figure out why and what had happened, Gir was in the living
room watching the "Scary Monkey Show," when he heard a knock at the door.
Gir shouted as he quickly got into his dog suite and answered the door.
When he opened the door he saw Dib and Gaz
Zim?" Dib asked.
busy, right now." Gir answered, "Want a cupcake?" he asked as he unzipped his
head to bring out a chocolate cupcake.
this is the robot dog you were talking about, huh Dib?" Gaz said.
A few hours later, Zim walked out of the kitchen, in his human disguise, and
into the living room looking like he needed 3 weeks of sleep, when he saw in
shock Gaz and Gir staring at each other while Dib was examining the room.
ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?" Zim shouted.
Gir hushed Zim, "I'm winning." Gir replied as he continued staring at Gaz.
you blinked, I win, you blinked, you blinked," Gaz continued raging on while
jumping on the couch.
man, I was so close on winning to."
is the meaning of this, why are you here in my house?" Zim shouted in
Zim, we just got bored waiting for you to come out of your laboratory," Dib
answered with a smile.
did you know that I had a Laboratory? " Zim whispered at Dib giving him
the eye of death.
snuck in here before remember? I saw your entrance door on the floor," Dib
answered sticking his tongue at Zim.
you… little…" Zim shouted, jumping on Dib giving him a headlock.
stop, please stop," Dib choked. Zim stopped then Dib said breathing heavily,
"My sister and I came here for a reason, Gaz has something to say to you."
got off the couch then walked over staring at Zim for while, and then suddenly,
she hugged him saying in a soft tone, "Thank you, for saving my life."
was baffled at this act, he didn't what to do but shrugged and said, "Yeah sure
whatever, now leave."
on Zim, surely Gaz would like to do something for you for her courageous
rescue," Dib halted.
Zim said puzzled
do you mean?" Gaz asked in a puzzled
he did save you, Gaz and for such a rescue how about showing some gratitude.
Say at the, Pizza Plaza Palace this Friday at 5:00 p.m. sharp." Dib said with a
why not, I love that place." Gaz replied with glee.
"So, you feel like you are up to it, Zim?"
Dib asked in his snickering voice.
I don't think that I can…" Zim said, though interrupted by Dib who just smiled
and said, "He'll be there, Gaz"
you there Zim," Gaz replied as she patted Gir on the head and went out the door
As soon as Gaz left, Zim screamed, "What in
the name of the Irken Empire of the Almighty Tallest, were you thinking????"
"Simple," Dib explained, " I love
my sister, I care about her about her a lot, and knowing her, she likes to make
up to people that risk so much for her. You saved my sister, and for that I'm
eternally grateful, and she thinks that is definitely worth a lot to her and
she would like to make it up to you."
yeah…alright, what's the catch?" Zim asked with a (yeah right) look on his
catch is…you don't make my sister happy, I will expose this." Dib answered
waving a disk in front of Zim.
when you went into my brain and deleted the memory I had of the master disk
with your pictures in it? Well after a long week of searching and
determination, I finally found it, and if you destroy this one, I have plenty
more hidden in places were only I can find them, already packed in titanium
boxes ready to be shipped to Mysterious Mysteries."
looked at Dib with cold deathly eyes, said in a destructive and rusty voice, "
I hate you."
ran out the door, laughing and shouting, "I have you now Zim, there is no
escape from, Dib, the paranormalist."
oh I will get to this Palace place, and I will be victorious at the end of the
day," Zim shouted slamming the door in aggravation.
week long, Zim went to the library to read on what humans did on a one boy and
one girl time alone thing. He was reading a book called, "What to do
on a Date."
read on, he chuckled to himself and thought, "As soon as I get this "What to do
on a Date" book finished, I will know everything there is to do on this little
meeting this Friday, no one will suspect a thing. YES, YES, YES,
Friday afternoon when school was over, Zim hurried back to his house, went to
the kitchen sink and started to brush his zipper like teeth. Gir came threw the
front door sipping a slurpy that he bought then walked into the kitchen to see
Zim over the sink and asked in his high, pitched, robotic voice, "What are you
brushing my teeth Gir, I have a meeting tonight at this Pizza..Plaza …Palace
are you brushing your teeth?"
read this book in the library called what to do on a date and it said in
chapter one, section 3 that, on a first date the first thing you must always do
is to brush your teeth. I didn't have enough time to read threw the entire book
so I check it out with this library card that the librarian gave to me. I will
also bring it with me in case of an emergency. We can't have people suspicious
about us. "
Gir said in amazement, "I'm going to roll around the floor for a little bit
said falling to the floor and started rolling singing the Doom Song, "Doooom
doom doomy do doom doommy dooomy doom do do do doomy doomy doom…etc."
looked at Gir with disbelief, sighed and said, "If this is the finest in Irken
Technology, then why does he act so so, so. …Malfunction ally stupid?"
that night, in front of the Pizza Palace, Zim looked at the book and read,
"First impression is everything, walk with knowledge and coolness. Stay hip and
keep your cool." Zim put the book in his backpack before peeking threw the door
to see Gaz sitting at a table not to far from the entrance doors.
took a deep gulp and said, "Okay, here goes nothing."
Zim stepped through the door with his chest
out, whistling casually as he made his way to where Gaz was sitting. When he
got there and took his seat, Gaz asked, "Are you okay, you walked like you were
holding your breath."
…that is the way I always walk before I take my seat." Zim explained.
then…" Gaz said chuckling a little, "I hope you don't mind, I already ordered
for us, the Pepperoni Supreme, but I wasn't completely sure if you like
yes, I have it all the time, its good," Zim said kidding her, for he has never
touched a pepperoni pizza before, nevertheless, knows what it tastes like.
then the waitress came to their table with a huge tray saying, "Alrighty then,
here is your Pepperoni Supreme Dinner, now you two enjoy and I'll be back to
check up on you later, okay, alright then," and the waitress walked off leaving
Zim and Gaz alone with their dinner.
looked at the pizza as Gaz took a piece and started eating. Zim sighed and put
his elbows on the table then realized that in the book it said that you must have
manners and always keep your elbows…OFF THE TABLE. Zim quickly took his elbows
off the table and looked around to see if anyone saw his lack of manners.
looked at Zim, who was looking over his shoulder and asked, "What's wrong, you
don't like the pepperoni?"
stared at Gaz and said, "Of course I like pepperoni I just wanted to see if
anyone was, you know stalking us."
Zim, no one is watching us, besides I told Dib I'd destroy him if he followed
us. So just relax and eat, okay?"
resistibly grabbed a piece of the pepperoni pizza before shoving it in his
mouth. With each chew, Zims eyes grew wider and wider at the taste of its
delicious surface of cheese and pepperoni. "Wow, this tastes great."
this is one of my favorite places to go, because it not only has the best food,
but also, it has a dance floor for dancing later on."
was choking on a piece of pepperoni when he heard that, he quickly heimlicked
himself, then with a deep breath, said, "DA.da…. Dancing???"
what's wrong with that, you don't know how to dance?"
nothing, its just that…. um …excuse me." Zim said running to the men's
looked to see if anyone was there, to his luck, there wasn't a sign of anyone,
he sat in a corner, brought out his book and looked up the section for dancing,
he read, "Al though in some cases on a date, if your partner likes to dance and
you don't know how to dance then……… YOUR IN TROUBLE!!!!" Zim shivered with
panic thinking, "Now what, when these people find out that I can't dance I'm a
step away from heading right for an autopsy table and into the glass tank………No
I will not let this happen…I can't let it happen, there has to be a way to get out of this." Zim reached into
his backpack to get out some tools and two small microchips and said, "With
these two chips planted in my boots, any music they hear will automatically
make me dance with moves necessary to these human cultures."
minutes later, Zim came out of the bathroom and headed to the table. Gaz was
bored, and when Zim saw her, Gaz asked, "What kept you? I felt like I was
my..foot got stuck in the toilet." Zim explained with a nervous grin.
just raised and eyebrow and sighed saying, "Whatever, If you are ready, lets go
ready," Zim said, and then whispered to himself with a giggle, "Oh I'm sooo
led Zim to the dance floor where people started dancing uncontrollably. Gaz
said to Zim, "Well, lets go for it?"
Zim answered. Zim listened to music, hearing that it was Marc Anthony Song "I
NEED TO KNOW"; he could already feel the movement in his feet, as the chips
took control of Zims body.
then grabbed Gaz at the waist, pulling her closer to him, twirling her around
then gave her dip while holding her other hand.
was so amazed at Zims Dancing skills that they stopped to watch him and Gaz.
Zim twirled, did the splits and danced like there was no tomorrow. When the
song was over, veryone was cheering them on, everyone, including the manger and
the people that worked there, were so amazed at Zims dancing, that the manager
ordered to have their meal on the house for the next 3 visits.
was out of breath, when Gaz said in a surprised voice, "Wow!! I had no idea,
that you could dance like that."
well…I have been practicing," Zim proudly stated with a wide grin that went
across his face.
they were about to leave the dance floor, the music switched to another song of
Marc Anthony, titled "You sang to me." And as it goes, when Zim hears music he,
has to dance.
couldn't control himself, for the chips caused him to grab Gaz once more,
pulling her a few inches from him, then placed his hands upon her hips and
started to dance.
was startled by Zims action that she smiled and placed both arms around his
was startled as well, for he never seen people dance like this before.
up Zim you look startled," Gaz asked.
said nothing but lifted his head to face Gaz. When he did, he found himself
staring into her eyes mindlessly. Her light, pink eyes sparkled in the lights,
like two stars that glowed far into the galaxy. The way her hair waved back and
forth as she danced and her eyelashes were thick and black like black paint
lines. Zim was so stunned by her appearance that he just stared at her
throughout the whole song.
Dinner Gaz said, "Hey, would you like to see a movie?"
movie, I…"Zim stuttered trying to put his words together.
Gaz explained, "I want to see Independence
Day, it's about a whole Alien star fleet coming down to earth to conquer and
destroy all of man kind."
was fascinated by this "Independence Day" movie that he decided to go ahead and
watching the movie Gaz was sipping a soda while Zim was reading further into
the book. He read in a light whisper, "Chapter 2 section 3, when at the movies
with your partner, it always important to be interested in the movie. NO MATTER
that's easy because I like this movie already," thought Zim to himself.
way through the movie, at the part of where the president lost his wife and
explained it to his daughter; Gaz began to cry softly and silently.
looked at her seeing how upset she was, then out of nowhere his arms swung over
her head, closed around her shoulders and pulled her closer to him giving her a
soft and caring hug.
smiled as she closed her eyes burying her head into his chest. Zim was
nervously sweating and thinking, "What am I doing, it must be some kind of
hypnosis that she must have placed upon me while we were dancing. Well, I'll
play along with this little game, but I will not fall for any of her tricks."
Zim lightly chuckled.
they left the movies, Zim yawned and said, "Well, I'm tired…yawning…. how about
we go home?"
looked down at her watch then replied, "Well, it is getting kind of late, I
guess we should go home."
started walking down a busy, crowded and noisy street, where people were
yelling, screaming, laughing and shouting their heads off.
Zim watched them it made him even more and more scared. Suddenly there was a
loud, rusty engine sound that grew louder and louder as they kept walking. Zim
saw in shock, a huge bike covered with metal armors painted with flames and a
man that had a big round helmet on his head that had a painted picture of a red
wolf spitting flames.
metal bike came racing off the street and onto the sidewalk, pushing and
bumping people down. The bike came straight for Zim in rapid speed, smoke and
sparks of fire bursting from its engine with a loud scratching sound as it hit
Zim jumped to the side with a scream of horror, as the
bike passed him. As soon as the bike was gone, Zim, shivered, silently
whispering, "big…. big beast…. really big beast."
"Um, Zim?" Gaz said, "The motorcycle is gone now,
could you please get off of me?"
Zim looked down to see that he was in Gaz's arms
with both arms folded around her neck. Zim gasped, then jumped down, nervously
coughing and laughing lightly, then said, "hehehe…. what was that…. that
"That was motorcycle, one of the many creations of
transportation. I don't like them because the make too much noise, plus they
take a lot of time to fix," Gaz replied as she and Zim continued walking.
A little later, just a few blocks away from Gaz's
home, they came across an abandoned, sidewalk. It was dark, misty and dead
silent. Owls howled, the wind whistled between the trees, leaves and pieces of
paper floated aimlessly through the air. Their footsteps echoed deep into
They were about to cross onto the next street, when
a slow, deep, dark and eerie voice shouted, "Stop right there."
Gaz and Zim looked behind them to come face to face
with a scrawny, big hand man. He had long, stingy black hair; his left ear was
pierced with a sapphire diamond. He was wearing a black, buttoned trench coat,
big, black sunglasses, deep, heavy, navy blue jeans, and black, mud-marked
The man stared at the two for while, before he swung
his hand across Zims face causing him to fly right into near by mailbox. The
man turned to face Gaz, then in a demanding voice he said, "Give me your
"NEVER," Gaz shouted stepping away from the scary
The man grew angry at Gaz's refuse for the surrender
of her purse, then with rage and frustration, he grabbed her by the neck,
lifting her off the ground and slammed her into streetlight.
Zim, who was now wakening from his counter attack,
stared at Gaz's motionless body in shock and fear. Then like a flash, his mind
raced with memories.
"I never new you could dance like that."
"Its called Independence Day, it's about an alien
star fleet coming to earth, wanting to conquer and destroy of all man kind."
Flash back to present time…
Zim struggled to his feet shouting with rage, "LEAVE
The man faced Zim, seeing his eyes bulge with red
Zim reached behind him, gently tapping on his
backpack letting out a little opening, then shouted out, "You SHALL PAY DEARLY
FOR THAT!!!!" Then long, skinny spider like legs came shooting out of his back,
flying straight at the man squeezing him merciless around his body. Then lifted
him off the ground throwing him face first into the mailbox. The man groaned
Then waving his arms around as he was trying to get
his head out of the mailbox, he said, "Hey that wasn't fair, you have
big…spider like things. Get me out of this thing and fight me like a man."
With a light Chuckle, Zim whispered, "I'm not a man,
I am an Irken Invader."
He turned to see Gaz trying to get to her feet, and
then raced to her assistance shouting, "Are you Alright?"
"Yeah I'm okay, what happened?" Gaz asked rubbing
"Um… he was running towards me, I tripped him and
now his head is stuck in the mailbox." Zim explained.
"Oh," Gaz replied, looking at the man's frantic body
At Gaz's home, Zim rang the doorbell for Gaz, who
was rubbing her neck from choking. Dib answered the door; his jaw dropped at
the site of his injured sister and shouted, "What in the world happened Gaz?
Are you ……?"
"Yeah I'm fine." Gaz snapped interrupting Dib, "If
it weren't for Zim, I would have been mugged."
"ZIM????" Dib asked in astonishment.
"Dib?" Gaz said, " could you please get me a cup of
hot chocolate, I'll be inside in a few minute's, I want to talk to Zim for a
"Yeah, sure Gaz." Dib said as he ran into the house.
As soon as Dib was gone, Gaz sighed and said,
"Thanks for saving me again, I had a great time tonight."
Zim nervously stuttered, "Yeah…well. I um…I had a
great time too, except for that whole mugger, guy thing, but I…did have a great
time…and…"But before he could utter another word, he felt something brush
against his lips, for Gaz was giving him a long and caring kiss, putting her
arms around his neck. Zim said nothing but kissed Gaz back, hugging her around
When they let go of each other to breathe, Gaz said
in a whisper, "Goodnight Zim, see you at school next week." With that, she went
into the house closing the door behind her.
Zim, brushed his fingers across his lips, and then
said with a low, surprising sigh, "Wow…maybe I should try this, more often."
Then a huge grin crossed his face.
Half way down walking down the sidewalk, Zim heard
Dib shouting, "Wait Zim!!…stop"
Zim turned to face the out of breath Dib, and asked
in annoyance, "What now…Dib?"
Dib took a deep breath, reached into his coat
pocket, bringing out the disk before smashing it against the concrete.
Zim watched in shock, as Dib continued smashing the
disk into little pieces, then asked, "What was that for?"
"For my sister, and her happiness."
"But what about all the other disks?"
"I was bluffing Zim, plus, my sister would destroy
me if I made anymore disks of you and send them to Mysterious Mysteries.
Besides, I'll find another Alien to expose," Dib explained, then put out his
hand and said, "Friends?"
Zim looked at Dibs hand then at him, then shook his
hand saying, "Friends," then he thought, "Despite all that has happened, these
humans are not half bad."
what do you think, this is my first fanfiction ever to be posted here. I hope
you guys liked it.