Sorry for the very much delayed update. I'm back now, so enjoy!

Review on whose kids are whose:

Naruto and Hinata: Iruka
Sasuke and Sakura: Hayame
Iruka and Ayame the Ramen Girl: Kujira, Sarutobi
Tenten and Neji: Hizashi
Shino and Hana: Kuenai
Temari and Shikamaru: Yomari
Ibiki: Izumi (Mentioned but no appearance in story.)

I don't own any of the Naruto characters or the Power of Youth…

Yosh! The Power of the Hyuuga Youth!

A shocked Neji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.

Chapter 13: The Ransom Note

Location: Umino Kujira

"Hey Kiba," Kujira said. "Where should we leave the ransom note?" Kiba rubbed his chin as he thought about it. It must be somewhere that Gai would be sure to see it. But where…?

Fortunately, his nephew had a brilliant idea.

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"Iruka! Yomari!"

The two Genin in question froze as their fathers came storming up to the burning Green Beast clothing, followed closely by Umino Iruka.

They both hid behind Gaara.

Before either Naruto or Shikamaru could get a word in however, the Dynamic Entry of two Green Beasts further disrupted the Anti-Spandex crew.

"Nooo!" Gai shouted.

"Hokage-sama!" Lee pleaded.

The Rokudaime grimaced.

Shikamaru muttered 'troublesome.'

The two genin gulped.

The Kazekage stared impassively.

Umino Iruka watched curiously from a safe distance.

"Gai…" Naruto started, only to be interrupted by a breathless tirade.

"Hokage-sama! Such blasphemy should be punished! I can possibly forgive the children as it seems that the Kazekage forced them, therefore we should go to war with the Wind country!"

Everyone stared at Gai. Naruto took a deep breath. After all, he was the Hokage here, he must be calm and in control…

"ARE YOU INSANE!" The Rokudaime screamed. (Yes, he's perfectly in control.) "YOU WANT ME TO START A WAR WITH THE WIND BECAUSE OF THIS?"

"But Naruto-sama," Lee pleaded. "They had no right! It was private property!"

Naruto fumed as he cast a glare at his and Shikamaru's offspring. They quailed underneath his gaze as they tried to hide behind the Kazekage. Dammit, how DARE they put him in this position!

This was one of the downsides to being Hokage.

"I'm sure that the Kazekage would be willing to make reparations," Naruto said through gritted teeth, eyeing the other Kage. "I'm sure he would be nice enough to repay you for the damages." With this, he also glared at the two children.

"No," Gaara said.

"WHAT?" Naruto yelled.

"HOKAGE-SAMA! WAR!" Gai and Lee threatened.

"Troublesome," Shikamaru muttered. Why oh why did all of Yomari's uncles feel they had to corrupt her? As if Gaara and Kankuro weren't bad enough, her self appointed uncles (i.e. Chouji, Asuma and Naruto) as well as her self appointed aunt (Ino) had to further corrupt her.

"We're not going to war!" Naruto screamed. The Honorable Rokudaime considered his options.

1. Ask Tsunade or Sakura to "intervene."
2. Ground his son for a year.
3. Try to bribe Gaara into paying Gai back for the lost clothing.
4. Kick Gaara, Iruka, and Yomari's butts across the Fire country and back despite the fact the Naruto was halfway proud of what they did.
5. Go Kyuubi on everyone.

Everyone jumped back at the first flicker of red chakra.

"Er…maybe we shouldn't go to war…" Lee started.

"Yes," Gai hastily added. "Perhaps I should let you and the Kazekage work this out."

"Good," Hokage-sama said. "Don't worry Gai, you will be paid back one way or another."

"What's that?" Yomari suddenly asked. She pointed her finger up at the Hokage Mountain. All of the adults turned around to eye the mountain. Someone had scrawled a message across the Hokages' faces in green paint.

'Gai, if you wish the return of the remainder of your precious clothing we demand 1000 Ryo by nightfall. Leave it Ichiraku Ramen.'

"It wasn't us!" Uzumaki Iruka shouted. His father, however, didn't stick around to listen.

He was already racing for the mountain, determined to pound whoever would dare desecrate his face.

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Neji's twitching eye was going into overtime. While on a quest to hunt down his son, he was delayed by another problem…this time by one of his other offspring.

1. Neji's older daughter was yet again making out with that damn Inuzuka boy.
2. Neji, being the responsible father that he was, decided to chase down the said Inuzuka with threats of violence.
3. Neji's older daughter chased after her father and her terrified boyfriend in the hopes of stopping the impending bloodshed.

(……)

Neji is still chasing Kiba's son.

Hmm…I would say that Neji and Tenten youngest daughter is the sanest of the bunch, but I fear Tsunade is corrupting her at this very moment.

"What?" Neji shouted, skidding to a halt.

Er…yes, Tsunade-sama is currently teaching her how to gamble.

With a flash, Hyuuga Neji took off in the other direction, determined to rescue is youngest child from the clutches of Tsunade.

I suppose Hizashi's "rescue" will have to wait a little while longer.

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Uchiha Hayame finally breathed a sigh of relief. He was currently relaxing in the hot springs after successfully eluding his father and mother. (He had made up some lie about training, which Sasuke seemed to have bought.)

Ah…peace and quiet. Hayame looked around before pulling out a scroll and making some hand signs. Seconds later, the young Uchiha was reading another Icha Icha Paradise.

Good thing that Ero-Kakashi had taught him that trick. His parents still didn't know where he managed to hide all of his books.

The pink haired Uchiha was chuckling quietly to himself as he became engrossed in his book when the side wall suddenly crashed open.

"Yosh!" Hyuuga Hizashi cried, leaping through the opening. "Prepare for battle Uchiha!" He flashed a shiny grin at his "rival" as he pointed dramatically at the staring Uchiha boy.

Inner Hayame: WHAT THE HELL MUST I DO TO GET AWAY FROM THIS FREAK?

"You're dead dobe," Hayame threatened icily. Out of surprise, he had accidentally dropped his book in the water. The pink haired Uchiha jumped out of the hot water and activated his sharingan.

"Ah!" Hizashi yelled, throwing his hands in front of his eyes. "Get dressed you stupid Uchiha!"

Hayame glanced down at himself and realized with a start that he was stark naked. Fuming, he ran inside to grab a pair of pants before rushing back out to meet the crazy Hyuuga head on.

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As if on cue, or intuition (or both), Tenten accidentally looked up at the faces on Hokage Mountain. There, she was treated to a strange sight.

Uzumaki Naruto, the esteemed Rokudaime, was screaming bloody murder on top of the mountain, all the while flailing his arms in outrage. There, clear as daylight, Tenten could see green lettering scrolled across the mountain, most noticeably across Naruto's carved face.

'Gai, if you wish the return of the remainder of your precious clothing we demand 1000 Ryo by nightfall. Leave it Ichiraku Ramen.'

Aha!

Tenten raced towards Ichiraku Ramen. Gai and Lee were certain to be there.