Title: What is this Feeling?

Author: Ace47

Disclamer: I don't own CSI or Wicked. I wish I did. But I don't.

A/N:This is a CSI song fic to the tune of "Wicked's" What is this Feeling." I wrote it on a whim in mathclass one day. Stage directions are in ()and bold. Enjoy.


(Scene: Sara and Sofia sit in the darkened lab, hunched over their lab tables writing notes to their parents.)

Sofia: My dearest, darlingist momsie and popsicle.

Sara: My dear Mother.

Both: There's been some confusion over working in the lab

Sara: But of course I'll care for Greggo.

Sofia: But of course I win Grissom's heart.

Both: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond. (Both nod heads) Yes.

There's been some confusion for you see my co-worker is…

Sofia: Unusually and exceedingly workaholic and quite impossible to outsmart.

Sara: (Considers for a few moments) Blonde.

Sofia: What is this feeling so sudden and new?

Sara: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.

Sofia: My pulse is rushing.

Sara: My head is reeling.

Sofia: My face is flushing.

Both: Oh what is this feeling?

Fervid as a flame.

Does it have a name?

Yes.

Loathing.

Unadulterated loathing.

Sofia: For your face.

Sara: Your voice.

Sofia: Your clothing.

Both: Let's just say

I loathe it all.

And every little trait however small

Makes my very flesh begin to crawl

With simple utter loathing

There's a strange exhilaration

In such total detestation

It's so pure

So strong

Though I do admit it came on fast.

Still I do believe that it may last.

And I will be loathing you my whole life long.

(Grissom, Nick, Warrick, Greg, and Super Dave enter. Here by known as the Others)

Others: Dear Sara you are just too good.

How do you stand it?

I don't think I could.

She's a terror, she's a tartar.

We don't mean to show a bias

But Sara you're a martyr.

(Ecklie enters and tries to comfort the distraught Sofia)

Ecklie: Well, these things were sent to try us.

Others: Poor Sara forced to work with

Someone so disgustingified.

We just want to tell you

We're all on your side.

We share your loathing.

(The Other's "loathing, unadulterated loathing" montague continues under Sara and Sofia)

Sara and Sofia: What is this feeling so sudden and new?

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you

My pulse is rushing

My head is reeling

Oh what is this feeling?

Does it have a name?

Yes!

Loathing

There's a strange exhilaration

In such total detestation

It's so pure

So strong.

Though I do admit it came on fast

Still I do believe that it can last.

And I will be loathing for forever

Loathing for forever

Loathing truly, deeply

Loathing you

My whole life long

Others: Unadulterated loathing.

Sara: (Sneaks up on Sofia) Boo!

Sofia: Aaah! (Faints into Ecklie's arms)

(The room goes dark as Grissom kneels before Sara)


A/N: I hope you enjoyed it. Please review.

Em