Full Metal Alchemist Truth or Dare!
This is my first fan fiction… FINALLY… so be gentle. It will be random. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: I don't own Full metal Alchemist. I'M WORKING ON IT, OK?
It was an ordinary, boring, normal day in the town of Resembool. In the Rockbell house Edward Elric, everyone's favorite shrimp, was sleeping on the couch. With his stomache exposed… again. Pinako was in a chair smoking her pipe, and Winry was working on Ed's automail.
And suddenly, Al comes bursting through the front door with his big tin can body. "Hey everybody let's do something fun!" he screams with sparkles in his "eyes".
With all this commotion, Ed awoke and yelled, "I DIDN'T TAKE THE COOKIES FORM THE COOKIE JAR, I SWEAR!" Winry leapt up and started beating the nearest person with a wrench (which happened to be Ed). And Pinako just sat there. Because she is cool like that.
"What in the hell are you yelling about, Al?" Ed whined, rubbing the many lumps on his head from Winry's wrench of doom.
"I said we should do something FUN!" Al repeated, gleefully jumping up and down, rattling the entire house.
"Why? I'm busy, go outside and play with some cats or something," Ed replied.
"I'm going to ignore the fact that sleeping isn't really considered being busy, and say, because I'm bored! And besides, there are no kitties around here anyway," Al whined.
Ed sighed, scratched his head, and said, "Fine, what do you want to do?"
"YAY!" Al went and grabbed Ed, Winry, and Pinako and placed them in a circle in the middle of the room. "We are going to play a magical game called… truth or dare!" Al said as if truth or dare was the coolest game anybody could ever play.
"Ooookkkk…" Ed, Winry and Pinako said slowly, backing away from Al in fear. "I'll go first! I dare… Brother, to eat this taco!" Al said randomly pulling out a taco from nowhere.
"Well that's a lame dare," Winry said, finally talking for the first time in the story. "Yeah what's so special about a taco?" Ed said. (Hey that rhymes!)
"It's a special taco." Al whispered.
"Ok whatever floats your boat," Ed said. He took the taco and ate it in one bite. Then he spit it back out in a disgusting taco mess on the floor. "What is this crap? This isn't a taco, you lie!" Ed said pointing an accusing finger at his brother.
"Hehehe, I know! It's a taco made out of powdered milk that I painted with watercolors!" Al said, pulling out a watercolor set.
"AHHH! I've been poisoned with the most evil of all substances, milk!" Ed screamed, holding his throat. Al and Winry waited until Ed's little fiasco was done, and then ask him to do his dare. "Alright I dare Pinako to… wait a second… where the hell did that old hag go?" Ed said.
"Oh she left and nobody noticed cause she wasn't saying anything and she felt left out," Winry said stroking her precious wrench.
"Alrightly then, I dare Winry to give me her wrench!" Ed said, and then he rubbed his hands together and laughed evilly.
"Nooo! Not my precious! I will not give you my precious!" Winry backed away from Ed, hugging her precious wrenchclose to her.
"Haha! You have to! It's a dare!" Ed said triumphantly, pointing at her wrench. After a few minutes of senseless wrestling and violence, Ed had finally gotten Winry's wrench. "Ha! I am all powerful!" Ed held up the wrench and laughed manically.
"Ah, but Ed you forget!" Winry said evilly glaring at him with a creepy smile. "I always carry a spare!" Then she pulled out an even bigger wrench from her pocket. All Ed could say was, "I'm screwed," before getting beaten to unconsciousness. Winry, satisfied, smiled and sat back down. "Where were we?" she said gleefully.
"Y-you have to d-dare s-someone now," Al stuttered, cowering in fear for his life. "Right. Well since Ed is a little busy at the moment," she looked over at Ed's body sprawled on the floor and twitching. "I guess I have to choose you, Al. I dare you to draw make-up on Ed's face before he wakes up!" she blurted out the last part quickly then went into a fit of laughter.
"Okay!" Al took out a tube of bright red lipstick, some eyeliner, mascara, eye shadow, and all the works then applied them to Ed's face. He also added a red curly moustache with the lipstick for added fun.
Right after Al finished, Ed woke up. Unaware of his face's state, he sat up, rubbed his head gingerly and yelled, "Why the hell did you do that, Winry?" Then Winry and Al burst out into uncontrollable laughter. "What are you laughing at?"
Winry pulled out a mirror from nowhere with difficulty because she was laughing so hard, and held it infront of Ed's face. "NOOO! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE?" Ed cried. " I'll kill you!"
But Winry and Al didn't notice because they were suffocating from laughter. Well not Al, because he can't suffocate.
Ok! There is my first fan fiction. I feel very proud of myself. Sorry if it was short, I can't really tell how long it is when I'm writing it.
Every time you don't review; Ed gets hit with a wrench. Spare Ed's brain cells. Review.